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A Series of Unfortunate Events

If they were to do something impoliteto me, like, for example, call me by the wrong name,...

If they were to do something impolite
to me, like, for example, call me by the wrong name, I would have to do something
impolite to them, like, for example,
tear their hair out with my bare hands

Full Transcript

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If they were to do something impolite to me, like, for example,
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call me by the wrong name,
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I would have to do something impolite to them,
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like, for example, tear their hair out with my bare hands.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:46
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Universal Television

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Movie Summary

After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
S01 • E03 I don't like fancy titles unless they get me a discount at the movies. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
I don't like fancy titles unless they get me a discount...
S01 • E06 We told you. Count Olaf didn't have to break into Aunt Josephine's house. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
We told you. Count Olaf didn't have to break into Aunt ...
S01 • E05 -This town doesn't seem very crowded. -It's the off-season. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
-This town doesn't seem very crowded. -It's the of...
S01 • E07 [sighs] I bet I could invent a catapult to get us over. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
[sighs] I bet I could invent a catapult to get us over.
S01 • E01 Klaus Baudelaire was the middle child and only boy. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Klaus Baudelaire was the middle child and only boy.
S01 • E08 [horn honks] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
[horn honks]
S01 • E01 He was a little older than 12 and wore glasses, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
He was a little older than 12 and wore glasses,
S01 • E06 We simply have to compare it to your Aunt Josephine's handwriting. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
We simply have to compare it to your Aunt Josephine's h...
S01 • E03 To some very important and very special films. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
To some very important and very special films.
S01 • E07 All I need is a lever, a counterweight and a very large spoon. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
All I need is a lever, a counterweight and a very large spoo...
S01 • E06 That's... actually an excellent idea. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
That's... actually an excellent idea.
S01 • E04 [sighs] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
[sighs]
S01 • E01 [bell dinging] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
[bell dinging]
S01 • E06 You are very intelligent children, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
You are very intelligent children,
S01 • E05 I hope your Aunt Josephine has enough food and supplies - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
I hope your Aunt Josephine has enough food and supplies
S01 • E03 Well, let's not stand out here. Come in! - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Well, let's not stand out here. Come in!
S01 • E04 -Blasted furnaces of hell! -[Mr. Poe coughing] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
-Blasted furnaces of hell! -[Mr. Poe coughing]
S01 • E03 -Let's go. -[Sunny fussing] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
-Let's go. -[Sunny fussing]
S01 • E05 I'm gonna sit it out in a cabin with the works of Herman Melville - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
I'm gonna sit it out in a cabin with the works of Herma...
S01 • E08 Dr. Orwell has provided free eye exams to Lucky Smells employees for years. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Dr. Orwell has provided free eye exams to Lucky Smells emplo...