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A Series of Unfortunate Events

I'm not a Countess.At least I don't think I am

[Jacquelyn breathes deeply] I'm not a Countess.
At least I don't think I am

Full Transcript

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[Jacquelyn breathes deeply]
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I'm not a Countess. At least I don't think I am.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:16
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Universal Television

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Movie Summary

After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
S01 • E02 Yes, there were several hundred witnesses, not to mention those on the mezzanine. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Yes, there were several hundred witnesses, not to mention th...
S01 • E02 But I'm right-handed, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
But I'm right-handed,
S01 • E02 You're just being a sore loser and trying to ruin my special day. [mutters] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
You're just being a sore loser and trying to ruin my sp...
S01 • E02 That's right. I should tell you. I am a judge. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
That's right. I should tell you. I am a judge.
S01 • E02 You should never be afraid to admit that you don't know something. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
You should never be afraid to admit that you don't know...
S01 • E02 It would take a formidable legal scholar to solve it. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
It would take a formidable legal scholar to solve it.
S01 • E02 In the respected legal tome, Nuptial Law, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
In the respected legal tome, Nuptial Law,
S01 • E02 As you can well imagine, Klaus' legal argument - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
As you can well imagine, Klaus' legal argument
S01 • E02 And so, as Martin Luther King said, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
And so, as Martin Luther King said,
S01 • E02 [both] but they can restrain the heartless." - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
[both] but they can restrain the heartless."
S01 • E02 It was thoroughly impressive and utterly convincing. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
It was thoroughly impressive and utterly convincing.
S01 • E02 And I am happy to say that because Violet, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
And I am happy to say that because Violet,
S01 • E02 Well, you may not be my wife, but you are still my daughter. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Well, you may not be my wife, but you are still my daughter.
S01 • E02 Do you honestly believe I will allow you - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Do you honestly believe I will allow you
S01 • E02 I'm even considering firing your associate - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
I'm even considering firing your associate
S01 • E02 -Where have you been? -I was kidnapped - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
-Where have you been? -I was kidnapped
S01 • E02 -Dr. Montgomery? -I've never heard of him. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
-Dr. Montgomery? -I've never heard of him.
S01 • E02 Well, you are hereby rehired as my secretary - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Well, you are hereby rehired as my secretary
S01 • E02 The Baudelaires will be sent to a suitable guardian - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
The Baudelaires will be sent to a suitable guardian
S01 • E02 [all cheering] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
[all cheering]