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[Stephano] But that's nothing. It's my random junk collection
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

But that's nothing.It's my random junk collection, which is private property,illegally...

[Stephano] But that's nothing.
It's my random junk collection, which is private property,
illegally obtained, and therefore not admissible in court

Full Transcript

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[Stephano] But that's nothing. It's my random junk collection,
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which is private property, illegally obtained,
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and therefore not admissible in court.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:50
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Universal Television

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Movie Summary

After the loss of their parents in a mysterious fire, the three Baudelaire children face trials and tribulations attempting to uncover dark family secrets.
S01 • E06 How in the world did you expect to live with me in this cave - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
How in the world did you expect to live with me in this cave
S01 • E07 [Charles] Sir, your goat cheese and beef jerky omelet is ready. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
[Charles] Sir, your goat cheese and beef jerky omelet is rea...
S01 • E02 I wouldn't marry your sister if she were the last orphan on earth. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
I wouldn't marry your sister if she were the last orpha...
S01 • E04 It does look like junk. But that's when I noticed this. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
It does look like junk. But that's when I noticed this.
S01 • E02 A man like me can acquire any number of beautiful women - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
A man like me can acquire any number of beautiful women
S01 • E01 "The lamb was too salty." - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
"The lamb was too salty."
S01 • E08 Well, well, well. If it isn't... the other two. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Well, well, well. If it isn't... the other two.
S01 • E04 Uncle Monty told us that he keeps venom samples in his cabinet - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Uncle Monty told us that he keeps venom samples in his cabin...
S01 • E06 Whatever word that was, Sunny, it was grammatically incorrect. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Whatever word that was, Sunny, it was grammatically incorrec...
S01 • E01 [Lemony] If only Justice Strauss had been able to get past Count Olaf, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
[Lemony] If only Justice Strauss had been able to get past C...
S01 • E08 It's not an accident. You're doing this on purpose! - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
It's not an accident. You're doing this on purpose...
S01 • E05 Good heavens! I had absolutely no idea. I swear. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Good heavens! I had absolutely no idea. I swear.
S01 • E02 [sighs] - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
[sighs]
S01 • E04 Mr. Poe, I believe if you open that cabinet right there, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Mr. Poe, I believe if you open that cabinet right there,
S01 • E06 But maybe one of your siblings - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
But maybe one of your siblings
S01 • E08 Let's not split hairs. That's Klaus' job. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Let's not split hairs. That's Klaus' job.
S01 • E07 The quote that Sunny found scrawled on the inside cover has been said - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
The quote that Sunny found scrawled on the inside cover has ...
S01 • E08 And you can shout as much as you want. Your brother isn't here right now. - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
And you can shout as much as you want. Your brother isn'...
S01 • E04 The label says "Mamba du Mal." - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
The label says "Mamba du Mal."
S01 • E06 Everyone thought you were dead, and in your will and testament, - A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Everyone thought you were dead, and in your will and testame...