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Clouseau: Facts, Hercule, facts. Behind them lays the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule, let us examine these facts:...
[holding up one finger]
Clouseau: One, she was found with the murder weapon in her hand...
Clouseau: [holding up three fingers]
Clouseau: Two, the murder weapon was fresh with blood... .
[holding up four fingers]
Clouseau: Three, there were no fingerprints on the murder weapon other than hers...
[holding up all five fingers]
Clouseau: And four, all the members of the Ballon household staff have perfect alibis. Now then, Hercule what do these facts add up to?
Hercule LaJoy: Maria Gambrelli killed Georges the gardener.
Clouseau: You are an idiot, only a fresh faced novice would come up with a conclusion like that.
Hercule LaJoy: But the facts...
Clouseau: Listen, who even killed Miguel, killed Georges the gardener and he did it to cover up the first crime. Now, what he is trying to do is lay the blame at the foot of this, this poor servant girl.
Hercule LaJoy: Well, who do you suspect?
Clouseau: I suspect everyone.
Hercule LaJoy: Well... I suppose that is possible.
Clouseau: Possible? What do you mean possible? I deal in certainties
[holding up one finger]
Clouseau: One, she was found with the murder weapon in her hand...
Clouseau: [holding up three fingers]
Clouseau: Two, the murder weapon was fresh with blood... .
[holding up four fingers]
Clouseau: Three, there were no fingerprints on the murder weapon other than hers...
[holding up all five fingers]
Clouseau: And four, all the members of the Ballon household staff have perfect alibis. Now then, Hercule what do these facts add up to?
Hercule LaJoy: Maria Gambrelli killed Georges the gardener.
Clouseau: You are an idiot, only a fresh faced novice would come up with a conclusion like that.
Hercule LaJoy: But the facts...
Clouseau: Listen, who even killed Miguel, killed Georges the gardener and he did it to cover up the first crime. Now, what he is trying to do is lay the blame at the foot of this, this poor servant girl.
Hercule LaJoy: Well, who do you suspect?
Clouseau: I suspect everyone.
Hercule LaJoy: Well... I suppose that is possible.
Clouseau: Possible? What do you mean possible? I deal in certainties
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Facts Hercule facts
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Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth
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Let us examine these facts
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One She was found with the murder weapon in her hands
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Two The murder weapon was fresh with blood
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Three There were no fingerprints on the murder weapon other than hers
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And four All the members of the Ballon household staff have perfect alibis
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Now then what do these facts add up to
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Maria Gambrelli killed Georges the gardener
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You are an idiot
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Only a fresh faced novice would come up with a conclusion like that
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But the facts
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Whoever killed Miguel killed Georges the gardener
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And he did it to cover up the first crime
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He's trying to lay the blame at the foot of this poor servant girl
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Who do you suspect
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I suspect everyone
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I suppose that is possible
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Possible What do you mean possible
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I deal in certainties
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Movie Summary
Inspector Jacques Clouseau investigates the murder of Mr. Benjamin Ballon's driver at a country estate.