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"A Thousand Clowns" quotes

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A middle-aged iconoclast, doggedly avoiding the tedium of employment and conventional life, faces the prospect of losing custody of his young ward.

Director: Fred Coe
Writer: Herb Gardner
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1965
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $5,232,000
Released: 09 Sep 1966
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 4 wins & 7 nominations total

29 video clips

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I can imitate the voice of Alexander Hamilton - A Thousand Clowns 00:33 I can imitate the voice of Alexander Hamilton Where's all that old Camp Chickawattamee spirit - A Thousand Clowns 00:36 Where's all that old Camp Chickawattamee spirit Better go to your room - A Thousand Clowns 00:12 Better go to your room I did not open it up for the public - A Thousand Clowns 00:36 I did not open it up for the public I want to be sure he'll know when he's chickening out on himself - A Thousand Clowns 00:44 I want to be sure he'll know when he's chickening... This is your neighbor speaking - A Thousand Clowns 00:27 This is your neighbor speaking Is this someone with good news or money - A Thousand Clowns 00:07 Is this someone with good news or money Come on look if you're gonna rehearse a yay - A Thousand Clowns 00:07 Come on look if you're gonna rehearse a yay There is a kind of relief that it's gone the job - A Thousand Clowns 00:45 There is a kind of relief that it's gone the job Not feeling great - A Thousand Clowns 00:27 Not feeling great Gee if most things aren't funny Arn - A Thousand Clowns 00:10 Gee if most things aren't funny Arn Funnier than you is even Stuart Schlossman - A Thousand Clowns 00:37 Funnier than you is even Stuart Schlossman You are not a person - A Thousand Clowns 00:07 You are not a person Have you decided on your luncheon order - A Thousand Clowns 00:09 Have you decided on your luncheon order You didn't answer my question - A Thousand Clowns 00:25 You didn't answer my question Miss Markowitz did not show up in Queens yesterday - A Thousand Clowns 01:05 Miss Markowitz did not show up in Queens yesterday He was developing into a bum - A Thousand Clowns 00:59 He was developing into a bum That was a beautiful apology - A Thousand Clowns 00:37 That was a beautiful apology It's even a little better for me if he goes - A Thousand Clowns 00:55 It's even a little better for me if he goes There's the little guy - A Thousand Clowns 00:14 There's the little guy You might call Nick a bastard - A Thousand Clowns 00:10 You might call Nick a bastard And let's snap it up - A Thousand Clowns 00:24 And let's snap it up I was not aware that Nicholas was an O - A Thousand Clowns 00:18 I was not aware that Nicholas was an O You felt that this was not the work for you - A Thousand Clowns 00:33 You felt that this was not the work for you And do you know what you are - A Thousand Clowns 00:22 And do you know what you are I hate Raymond Ledbetter - A Thousand Clowns 00:24 I hate Raymond Ledbetter To sort of return to reality for a moment - A Thousand Clowns 00:09 To sort of return to reality for a moment You've got a rotten reputation - A Thousand Clowns 00:15 You've got a rotten reputation We got to get rid of him - A Thousand Clowns 00:21 We got to get rid of him

Cast

Murray - Jason Robards
Sandra - Barbara Harris
Arnold - Martin Balsam
Leo - Gene Saks
Albert - William Daniels
All Cast