Well, don't knock it until you've tried it
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Albert:
Miss Markowitz did not show up in Queens yesterday. Murray:
So? Albert:
Her parents are quite upset. I am quite upset. Where is she? Murray:
She's hiding in the closet. Albert:
We're really all quite anxious to know where she is. Murray:
Well, I'm not kidding, Albert. She's in the closet. Albert:
[Goes to closet, opens door, looks in, closes door, walks back]
She is in the closet. Murray:
I wouldn't lie to you, Albert. Albert:
Why is she in the closet? Murray:
Well, I don't know. She's got this thing about closets. Albert:
That's a very silly thing for her to be in that closet. Murray:
Well, don't knock it until you've tried it
Miss Markowitz did not show up in Queens yesterday. Murray:
So? Albert:
Her parents are quite upset. I am quite upset. Where is she? Murray:
She's hiding in the closet. Albert:
We're really all quite anxious to know where she is. Murray:
Well, I'm not kidding, Albert. She's in the closet. Albert:
[Goes to closet, opens door, looks in, closes door, walks back]
She is in the closet. Murray:
I wouldn't lie to you, Albert. Albert:
Why is she in the closet? Murray:
Well, I don't know. She's got this thing about closets. Albert:
That's a very silly thing for her to be in that closet. Murray:
Well, don't knock it until you've tried it
Full Transcript
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Miss Markowitz did not show up in Queens yesterday
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So
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Well her parents are quite upset
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I am quite upset
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Where is she She's hiding in the closet
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Now we're really all quite anxious to know
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where she is
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I'm not kidding Albert she's in the closet
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She is in the closet
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I wouldn't lie to you Albert
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Why is she in the closet
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I don't know uh she's got this thing about closets
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Well that's a very silly thing for her to be in
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that closet
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Well don't knock it until you've tried it
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Movie Summary
A middle-aged iconoclast, doggedly avoiding the tedium of employment and conventional life, faces the prospect of losing custody of his young ward.
Actors
Albert
Murray
