I runined your... You ruined my Christmas man. You know what I've been through tonight?...
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Harold: [after Mr Perez enrages at Harold for ruining Christmas] I runined your... You ruined my Christmas man. You know what I've been through tonight? Uh, I inadvertly introduced a baby to cocaine, I was almost burned alive by Ukrainian gangsters, I was drugged by asshole teenagers, then I danced on stage in a Christmas extravaganza and I'm a terrible dancer, I almost had my dick ripped off, and then I shot Santa Claus in the fucking face. He's real and I shot him in the face. Why? Because I wanted you to have a perfect fucking Christmas. And here's a news flash. This is my house, Maria is my wife, and if you wanna be in our family, you best show me some respect. Was that too much?
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You ruined Christmas
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Ha ha I ruined your
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You ruined my Christmas man
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Heh heh Dc you know what happened
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Uh I inadvertently introduced a baby to cocaine
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I was almost burned alive by Ukrainian gangsters
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I was drugged by
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asshole teenagers Then I danced in a Christmas extravaganza
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And I'm a terrible dancer
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I almost had my dick ripped off
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And then I shot
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Santa Claus in the fucking face He's real and I shot him in the face
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Why
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Because I wanted you
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to have a perfect fucking Christmas
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Now here's a newsflash
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This is my house
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Maria is my wife
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And if you want to be in our family
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you best show me some fucking respect
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Is that too much
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Movie Summary
Six years after their Guantanamo Bay adventure, stoner buds Harold Lee and Kumar Patel cause a holiday fracas by inadvertently burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree.
