Ain't got a butt
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Rivera:
[turning away from Friedman]
I ain't talkin' to you no more. Hey, Judson! Pvt. Judson:
[running up from the rear]
Yeah? Rivera:
You ever go camping in the woods? Pvt. Judson:
What woods? Rivera:
[to Friedman, jerking thumb towards Judson]
Get that, willya? [to Judson] Rivera:
ANY woods! Pvt. Judson:
No. Rivera:
That's it! You don't know what you missed. You ain't never lived until you toasted a mickey over the coals. It ain't like Army chow. You can sit around the campfire - you can shoot it all nght, if you want to. You can go fishing - all that kinda stuff. Friedman:
[sarcastically]
Outdoor man. Rivera:
Next time they make you a civilian, Judson, try a camp in the woods. Tell 'em I sent you. Pvt. Judson:
Tell who? Rivera:
The birds - and the bees! Did your old man ever tell you about the birds and the bees? Pvt. Judson:
No. Rivera:
Hear that, Friedman? Judson never heard of the birds and bees. Friedman:
That's terrible! Rivera:
Shall we tell him? Friedman:
Maybe we'd better. Rivera:
Give us a butt, Judson; we'll tell you alllll about the birds and the bees. Pvt. Judson:
Ain't got a butt
[turning away from Friedman]
I ain't talkin' to you no more. Hey, Judson! Pvt. Judson:
[running up from the rear]
Yeah? Rivera:
You ever go camping in the woods? Pvt. Judson:
What woods? Rivera:
[to Friedman, jerking thumb towards Judson]
Get that, willya? [to Judson] Rivera:
ANY woods! Pvt. Judson:
No. Rivera:
That's it! You don't know what you missed. You ain't never lived until you toasted a mickey over the coals. It ain't like Army chow. You can sit around the campfire - you can shoot it all nght, if you want to. You can go fishing - all that kinda stuff. Friedman:
[sarcastically]
Outdoor man. Rivera:
Next time they make you a civilian, Judson, try a camp in the woods. Tell 'em I sent you. Pvt. Judson:
Tell who? Rivera:
The birds - and the bees! Did your old man ever tell you about the birds and the bees? Pvt. Judson:
No. Rivera:
Hear that, Friedman? Judson never heard of the birds and bees. Friedman:
That's terrible! Rivera:
Shall we tell him? Friedman:
Maybe we'd better. Rivera:
Give us a butt, Judson; we'll tell you alllll about the birds and the bees. Pvt. Judson:
Ain't got a butt
Full Transcript
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I ain't talking to you any more
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Hey judson
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Yeah
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Did you ever go camping in the woods
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What woods
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Get that will you
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Any woods
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No
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Johnson you don't know what you're missing
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You've never lived till you've toasted
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a Mickey over the coals
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It ain't like the army chow
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You can sit around a camp fire
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and shoot it all night if you want to
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You can go fishing all that kind of stuff
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Outdoor men
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Next time they make you a civilian judson
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try a camp in the woods
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Just tell them I sent you
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Tell who
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The birds and the bees
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Didn't your old man ever tell you
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about the birds and the bees
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No
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Did you hear that Friedman
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Judson never heard of the birds and bees
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Terrible
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Shall we tell him
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Maybe we'd better
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Give us a butt judson
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we'll tell you all about the birds and the bees
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I haven't got a butt
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Movie Summary
During WWII, a platoon of American soldiers trudge through the Italian countryside in search of a bridge they have been ordered to blow up, encountering danger and destruction along the way.
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Pvt. Judson
