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Our queen distrusts all men

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

You mean there's all dames here and just us four men? What a spot for a black market....

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars • 1953

Mugsy: You mean there's all dames here and just us four men?
Harry: What a spot for a black market.
Mugsy: What a spot for me to be King. Look, if the Queen banished one King for kissin' a dame, I figure she'll do the same thing to Orville.
Harry: You think them tights will fit you?

Full Transcript

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Our queen distrusts all men

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400 years ago she caught her consort kissing a handmaiden

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She banished all men from our planet

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You mean there's all dames here

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and just us four men

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What a spot for a black market

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What a spot for me to be king

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Look if the Queen banished one king

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for kissin' a dame

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it figures she'll do the same thing to Orville

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You think them tights will fit you

Duration

26 seconds

Views

739

Timestamp in Movie

01:01:15

Uploaded

Jan 30, 2025

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal International Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two workmen accidentally launch a space rocket intended for Mars, and find mistakenly landing in New Orleans just the beginning of their misadventures.