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Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

This is disastrous! - Hey, come on back, you no can do this! - What are you gonna do? -...

This is disastrous! - Hey, come on back, you no can do this! - What are you gonna do? - Contact Lester by shortwave
and tell him how to land

Full Transcript

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- This is disastrous!
00:00:02.126 --> 00:00:04.577
- Hey, come on back, you no can do this!
00:00:04.587 --> 00:00:05.494
- What are you gonna do?
00:00:05.504 --> 00:00:08.257
- Contact Lester by shortwave and tell him how to land.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
150
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:47
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal International Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two workmen accidentally launch a space rocket intended for Mars, and find mistakenly landing in New Orleans just the beginning of their misadventures.
- Hey, what happened, earthquake? - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:12
- Hey, what happened, earthquake?
I don't wanna go to the moon - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:07
I don't wanna go to the moon
Calling Experimental Laboratory, come in, over. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:16
Calling Experimental Laboratory, come in, over.
Calling Experimental Laboratory - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:12
Calling Experimental Laboratory
Gimme 50 cents. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:08
Gimme 50 cents.
- [Radio Announcer] Jenkins is really hot today. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:19
- [Radio Announcer] Jenkins is really hot today.
- [Officer] Hear this, hear this. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:14
- [Officer] Hear this, hear this.
- How you gonna know when we hit Mars? - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:15
- How you gonna know when we hit Mars?
- Lester! - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:27
- Lester!
Orville do you realize that we are the first persons - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:13
Orville do you realize that we are the first persons
- Hey, no, don't take that off. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:28
- Hey, no, don't take that off.
- I don't hear no sound of them prisons screws. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:22
- I don't hear no sound of them prisons screws.
(upbeat orchestral music) - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:18
(upbeat orchestral music)
What'd I see - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:56
What'd I see
For the first time since I know you - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:09
For the first time since I know you
(lively brass music) - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:05
(lively brass music)
- Hey, I thought you told me things on Mars was different. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:15
- Hey, I thought you told me things on Mars was different.
(knocking) - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:06
(knocking)
- Hey, you. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:24
- Hey, you.
- [Woman] Little man, shall we dance? - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:14
- [Woman] Little man, shall we dance?