To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
What do you want here
Please log in to add to collections.
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

What do you want here? I was lookin' for a policeman. I didn't know this was a moving...

Allura: What do you want here?
Orville: I was lookin' for a policeman. I didn't know this was a moving picture studio.
Allura: You are a bit confused. This is the planet Venus

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.241
What do you want here
00:00:02.251 --> 00:00:03.576
I was lookin' for a policeman
00:00:03.586 --> 00:00:05.494
I didn't know this was a movin' picture studio
00:00:05.504 --> 00:00:06.912
You're a bit confused
00:00:06.922 --> 00:00:08.215
This is the planet Venus
Duration
9 seconds
Views
669
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:56
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Universal International Pictures

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Two workmen accidentally launch a space rocket intended for Mars, and find mistakenly landing in New Orleans just the beginning of their misadventures.
It's getting so that I'm tired - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:41
It's getting so that I'm tired
What can a king do that a queen can't do - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:06
What can a king do that a queen can't do
King Orville - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:17
King Orville
I would have no objections to incarceration - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:10
I would have no objections to incarceration
- How do I look? - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:20
- How do I look?
- She's 400 years old. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:06
- She's 400 years old.
Ah fair flower of Venus - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:18
Ah fair flower of Venus
Kiss my hand - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:10
Kiss my hand
Our queen distrusts all men - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:26
Our queen distrusts all men
I must say it's rather nice to have a man - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:19
I must say it's rather nice to have a man
(women giggling) - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:10
(women giggling)
The Secretary of the Interior. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:05
The Secretary of the Interior.
- [Allura] The Secretary of the Treasury. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:06
- [Allura] The Secretary of the Treasury.
- [Allura] The Secretary of War. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:13
- [Allura] The Secretary of War.
You can turn it off now, Angelica. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:30
You can turn it off now, Angelica.
And when I get down to Earth I'm gonna tell 'em - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:11
And when I get down to Earth I'm gonna tell 'em
Too bad I couldn't trust him - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:11
Too bad I couldn't trust him
Les. - What? - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:27
Les. - What?
- Get in that seat. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:09
- Get in that seat.
- Acres and acres of 'em and all goin' to waste. - Abbott and Costello Go to Mars 00:14
- Acres and acres of 'em and all goin' to waste.