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What'd I see

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

What's that? If I didn't see with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. What is it? Are...

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars • 1953

Harry: [Upon discovering a rocket that has just landed] What's that?
Mugsy: If I didn't see with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
Harry: What is it?
Mugsy: Are you kiddin'? That's a spaceship. Them guys weren't from Mardi Gras, they're from Mars.
Harry: What's Mars? Is that anywheres near Hoboken?
Mugsy: What's Mars! Mars is a planet. A planet is a thing that goes revolving around in space.
Harry: How did it get up there?
Mugsy: Well, it all depends whether you subscribe to the Laplacian theory of 1796 or whether you subscribe to the tidal theory formulated by somebody in 1919.
Harry: Gee, must be wonderful to have education

Full Transcript

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What'd I see

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Them guys are dressed for the Mardi Gras

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They sure must've got loaded

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They're a long way from Canal Street

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Yeah I wish we was on Canal Street

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Maybe we could get some clothes

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Come on we'll find some

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I am with you

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What's that

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If I didn't see it with my own eyes

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I wouldn't believe it

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Well what is it

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Are you kiddin'

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That's a spaceship

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Them guys weren't from the Mardi Gras

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They're from Mars

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What's Mars

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Is that anywheres near Hoboken

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What's Mars

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Mars is a planet

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The planet is the thing that goes revolving around in space

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Well how'd it get up there

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Well it all depends on whether you subscribe

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to the Laplacian Theory of 1796

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or whether you subscribe

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to the Tidal Theory formulated by somebody in 1919

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Gee it must be wonderful to have education

Duration

56 seconds

Views

442

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:36

Uploaded

Jan 30, 2025

Genres

comedy, family, fantasy

Production

Universal International Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two workmen accidentally launch a space rocket intended for Mars, and find mistakenly landing in New Orleans just the beginning of their misadventures.