"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" quotes

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein poster
The Wolf Man tries to warn a dimwitted porter that Dracula wants his brain for Frankenstein monster's body.

Director: Charles Barton, Walter Lantz
Writer: Robert Lees, Frederic I. Rinaldo, John Grant
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 1948
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $4,796,000
Released: 15 Jun 1948
Awards: 3 wins & 2 nominations

51 Clips

You had the best lookin' one So what - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:17 You had the best lookin' one So what Please give me a little ether - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:16 Please give me a little ether Making the most of life while ii lasts - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:09 Making the most of life while ii lasts That girl who is she - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:17 That girl who is she What are we doing tonight - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:11 What are we doing tonight We don't need it You won't feel a thing - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:50 We don't need it You won't feel a thing Frankenstein gave the monster eternal life by shooting it full of electricity - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:18 Frankenstein gave the monster eternal life by shooting it... Now listen Talbot enough is enough Now Wilbur's scared to - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:18 Now listen Talbot enough is enough Now Wilbur's scared to Dracula is Dracula - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:07 Dracula is Dracula Don't you know what's going to happen now - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:13 Don't you know what's going to happen now You can have Sandra but make sure you've got plenty of bandages - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:04 You can have Sandra but make sure you've got plenty of... Nervous my dear - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:15 Nervous my dear Don't you know what's going to happen now - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:13 Don't you know what's going to happen now All right I'm comin' - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:17 All right I'm comin' Miss Raymond' will you excuse me - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:23 Miss Raymond' will you excuse me Professor do you understand women - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:14 Professor do you understand women I must warn you my dear Sandra - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 01:13 I must warn you my dear Sandra Miss Raymond would you honor me with a dance - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:16 Miss Raymond would you honor me with a dance Now who is this She's She's She's beautiful - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:08 Now who is this She's She's She's beautiful Hey Will you - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:44 Hey Will you Now where's he go - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:19 Now where's he go Listen I just got a line on Dracula and the Monster - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:29 Listen I just got a line on Dracula and the Monster I've got two girls You know the old saying - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:37 I've got two girls You know the old saying Wait a minute why don't you go down to the police - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:22 Wait a minute why don't you go down to the police Soon Soon the moon will rise - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:35 Soon Soon the moon will rise I'm going out and get the other crate And no back talk - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:19 I'm going out and get the other crate And no back talk You know people pay McDougal cash to come in here and get scared - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:08 You know people pay McDougal cash to come in here and get... I know you'll think I'm crazy but - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:20 I know you'll think I'm crazy but Hey Mr Talbot Mr Talbot - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:41 Hey Mr Talbot Mr Talbot What's the matter now You know that person you said that - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:15 What's the matter now You know that person you said that I saw what I saw when I saw it - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:08 I saw what I saw when I saw it And about the brain - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:23 And about the brain Remember no matter what you hear or what happens - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:11 Remember no matter what you hear or what happens Back Yes Master - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:14 Back Yes Master So We meet again Count Dracula - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:30 So We meet again Count Dracula Okay But after what I saw there'd better not be any maybe - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:11 Okay But after what I saw there'd better not be any maybe I can't go I've got a date In fact I've got two dates - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:21 I can't go I've got a date In fact I've got two dates Now you've got two dates What about Sandra you bigamist - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:51 Now you've got two dates What about Sandra you bigamist Wilbur can't we both go along too - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:20 Wilbur can't we both go along too Okay Mr McDougal Goodbye - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:25 Okay Mr McDougal Goodbye Come on get up on your feet It's only a dummy - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:09 Come on get up on your feet It's only a dummy I've had this brain for 30 years and it hasn't worked right yet - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:09 I've had this brain for 30 years and it hasn't worked right... What I'd like to know is what has he got that I haven't got - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:13 What I'd like to know is what has he got that I haven't got What we need today is young blood - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:12 What we need today is young blood Making the most of life while ii lasts - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:09 Making the most of life while ii lasts I know there's no such a person as Dracula - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:13 I know there's no such a person as Dracula Listen you're making enough noise to wake up the dead - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:07 Listen you're making enough noise to wake up the dead Have you seen Chick Young or Wilbur Grey - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:08 Have you seen Chick Young or Wilbur Grey Of course I do Well here comes one of 'em now - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:07 Of course I do Well here comes one of 'em now I know you'll think I'm crazy but - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:14 I know you'll think I'm crazy but The next time that I tell you that I saw something when I saw it - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 00:24 The next time that I tell you that I saw something when I...

Cast

Chick Young - Bud Abbott
Wilbur Gray - Lou Costello
Lawrence Talbot - Lon Chaney Jr.
Dracula - Bela Lugosi
The Monster - Glenn Strange
Sandra Mornay - Lenore Aubert
Joan Raymond - Jane Randolph
Mr. McDougal - Frank Ferguson
Dr. Stevens - Charles Bradstreet
Waiter - Bobby Barber
Man at Costume Party - George Barton
Photographer - Harry Brown
London Policeman - Charles Irwin
Man at Costume Party in Fez - Joe Kirk
Harris - Insurance Man - Howard Negley
The Invisible Man - Vincent Price
Man at Costume Party - Carl Sklover
Woman at Baggage Counter - Helen Spring
Sergeant - Paul Stader
Man in Armor - Clarence Straight
Man at Costume Party - Joe Walls