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Abe

If you do your bar mitzvahnext year, you will be a man!

Abe • 2020
If you do your bar mitzvah
next year, you will be a man!

Full Transcript

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If you do your bar mitzvah next year,
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you will be a man!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:44
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

With the help of a Brazilian chef, a 12-year-old boy who dreams of being a cook tries to find the ideal recipe to break down the cultural barriers that divide his half Israeli and half Palestinian family.
Well, I don't mean to interfere, but it's the time. - Abe 00:06
Well, I don't mean to interfere, but it's the time...
Technically, you are a Jew from your mother. - Abe 00:06
Technically, you are a Jew from your mother.
Technically, he is a Muslim because of his father. - Abe 00:05
Technically, he is a Muslim because of his father.
I'm sorry, is Atheism matrilineal or patrilineal? - Abe 00:05
I'm sorry, is Atheism matrilineal or patrilineal?
Yeah, so why don't we take this off the table for now? - Abe 00:05
Yeah, so why don't we take this off the table for now?
Okay? We're done with this conversation - Abe 00:05
Okay? We're done with this conversation
Abe, Abe, Abe, hold on here. - Abe 00:05
Abe, Abe, Abe, hold on here.
Habibi, you can try both, but you cannot be both. - Abe 00:06
Habibi, you can try both, but you cannot be both.
Mm. You have to choose. - Abe 00:05
Mm. You have to choose.
You gotta get a live band for you bar mitzvah - Abe 00:06
You gotta get a live band for you bar mitzvah
I'm so sorry, guys. He doesn't have to choose... - Abe 00:04
I'm so sorry, guys. He doesn't have to choose...
♪ Happy birthday to you - Abe 00:06
♪ Happy birthday to you
Well... with what? Imaginary candles, Mom? - Abe 00:05
Well... with what? Imaginary candles, Mom?
It's just three Jews now. - Abe 00:04
It's just three Jews now.
Don't blame it on my son, right? - Abe 00:04
Don't blame it on my son, right?
Is family time supposed to be something nice? - Abe 00:21
Is family time supposed to be something nice?
You suck. You bake a cake on your birthday - Abe 00:05
You suck. You bake a cake on your birthday
I mean, I did a better job in my sixth-grade cooking class - Abe 00:05
I mean, I did a better job in my sixth-grade cooking class
Did you have any idea - Abe 00:07
Did you have any idea
I thought we were all enjoying - Abe 00:04
I thought we were all enjoying