I guess you never heard of the Darwin Awards. The what? The Darwin Awards. They give 'em...
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Ziegler Dane:
I guess you never heard of the Darwin Awards.
Clerk:
The what?
Ziegler Dane:
The Darwin Awards. They give 'em out to people who died doin' the stupidest shit.
Clerk:
Like what?
Ziegler Dane:
One of my favorites is this guy - this guy goes to a petting zoo with some of his friends and he decides to demonstrate the effect of this crazy glue.
Clerk:
Crazy glue?
Ziegler Dane:
Yeah, y'know, that shit. He squirts it in both his hands and he leans over to this fence and he slaps both hands onto the rear end of a rhinoceros. No, no, I'm not kiddin' ya, no shit. This thing takes off, yankin' this guy right off his feet and all he can smell is ass. And unbeknownst to him, this rhinoceros had been constipated for a couple of weeks, right, so they gave him this massive dose of this laxative.
Clerk:
[giggling]
The zookeeper.
Ziegler Dane:
[laughing]
Yeah. So this thing's chargin' around tryin' to free himself of this guy, and he's stompin', he's stompin' on pygmy goats, ducks and all this stuff and he starts shitting uncontrollably right in this guy's face. Paramedics come, they try to clear an air passage and this guy's buried under thirty gallons of diarrhea, man.
Farmer Hoss:
What a dumbass.
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Guess you never heard of the Darwin Awards
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Ooh The what
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The Darwin Awards they give 'em out
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to people who died doin' the stupidest shit
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Like what
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One of my favorites is this guy
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this guy goes to a petting zoo with some of his friends
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and he decides to demonstrate the effect of this Krazy Glue
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Krazy Glue Yeah you know that shit
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He squirts it in both his hands
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and he leans over this fence and he slaps both hands
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onto the rear end of a rhinoceros
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You are No no I'm not kidding you
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No shit this thing takes off
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yanking this guy right off his feet
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and all he can smell is ass
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And unbeknownst to him
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this rhinoceros been constipated for a couple of weeks right
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so they give him a massive dose of this laxative
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The zookeeper Yeah
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So this thing is charging around trying to free himself
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of this guy
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And he's stomping he's stomping on pygmy goats
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ducks and all this stuff and he starts shitting
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uncontrollably right in this guy's face
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Paramedics come they try to clear an air passage
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and this guy's buried under 30 gallons of diarrhea man
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What a dumbass
Clip duration: 72 seconds
Views: 119
Timestamp in movie: 00h 32m 57s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: horror, sci-fi, thriller
Summary: A man, crippled in a climbing accident, returns to his cabin in the woods as part of his rehabilitation, but he wasn't prepared for the immanent onslaught.
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