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Before I was drinking kombucha
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About My Father

Before I wasdrinking kombucha, my feces looked like ripped,little piecesof paper and then...

Before I was
drinking kombucha, my feces looked like ripped,
little pieces
of paper and then after
I started drinking, they're long,
soft logs

Full Transcript

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Before I was drinking kombucha,
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my feces looked like
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ripped, little pieces of paper
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and then after I started drinking,
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they're long, soft logs.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:48
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Depth of Field,Media Capital Technologies

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Movie Summary

When Sebastian tells his old-school Italian immigrant father Salvo that he is going to propose to his all-American girlfriend, Salvo insists on crashing a weekend with her tony parents.
Yeah, uh, I'm just gonna - About My Father 00:05
Yeah, uh, I'm just gonna
Salvo, this may sound very silly - About My Father 00:13
Salvo, this may sound very silly
And then they just tally it up at the end of the week, - About My Father 00:07
And then they just tally it up at the end of the week,
Well, Gloria, I would just love to chat - About My Father 00:05
Well, Gloria, I would just love to chat
You're putting us up in your home, - About My Father 00:06
You're putting us up in your home,
So, Gloria, just do me a favor, - About My Father 00:06
So, Gloria, just do me a favor,
I'm upset because you're supposed - About My Father 00:05
I'm upset because you're supposed
It ain't normal. I mean, your mother and me, - About My Father 00:05
It ain't normal. I mean, your mother and me,
Yeah, you raised me to marry an Italian - About My Father 00:07
Yeah, you raised me to marry an Italian
Your mother was a real woman, - About My Father 00:08
Your mother was a real woman,
All right, Dad, even I have to admit - About My Father 00:06
All right, Dad, even I have to admit
Exactly, and you notice how they try to downplay - About My Father 00:05
Exactly, and you notice how they try to downplay
"Excuse me. I got eyes. I can see. Hello." - About My Father 00:06
"Excuse me. I got eyes. I can see. Hello."
"The house is 60,000 square feet, - About My Father 00:10
"The house is 60,000 square feet,
"This is the chair Thomas Jefferson sat in - About My Father 00:09
"This is the chair Thomas Jefferson sat in
"There's a plaque right there." - About My Father 00:09
"There's a plaque right there."
I mean I don't know if I'm in a house - About My Father 00:05
I mean I don't know if I'm in a house
All my pieces from my last show - About My Father 00:06
All my pieces from my last show
So, now that you're getting all these contacts, - About My Father 00:08
So, now that you're getting all these contacts,
- Mom, stop, no. - Right, sweetie? Right? - About My Father 00:06
- Mom, stop, no. - Right, sweetie? Right?