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About My Father

When I was a kid, I thought everythingmy dad did was normal. If some string beanswent...

When I was a kid, I thought everything
my dad did was normal. If some string beans
went missing, I'd wake up to a yard
full of poisoned squirrels, birds, chipmunks, basically anything that ever helped
Cinderella get dressed, murdered in our backyard. Come on, Dad.
Could you just admit that Ellie's not
some puttana? I love her, you love her

Full Transcript

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When I was a kid,
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I thought everything my dad did was normal.
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If some string beans went missing,
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I'd wake up to a yard full of poisoned squirrels,
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birds, chipmunks,
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basically anything
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that ever helped Cinderella get dressed,
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murdered in our backyard.
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Come on, Dad. Could you just admit
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that Ellie's not some puttana?
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I love her, you love her.
Duration
27 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:44
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Depth of Field,Media Capital Technologies

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Movie Summary

When Sebastian tells his old-school Italian immigrant father Salvo that he is going to propose to his all-American girlfriend, Salvo insists on crashing a weekend with her tony parents.
Don't eat the fruit until it is clear it is not diseased. - About My Father 00:05
Don't eat the fruit until it is clear it is not disease...
And per tradition, I need to look - About My Father 00:05
And per tradition, I need to look
I need to look them in the eyes - About My Father 00:05
I need to look them in the eyes
So let me just put you on a FaceTime, - About My Father 00:05
So let me just put you on a FaceTime,
Hey, I'm not doing FaceTime. This is an important moment. - About My Father 00:05
Hey, I'm not doing FaceTime. This is an important momen...
You don't gotta get all upset. No, gotta be faccia con faccia. - About My Father 00:09
You don't gotta get all upset. No, gotta be faccia con ...
This is the first summer - About My Father 00:09
This is the first summer
Well, it's just that, you know, - About My Father 00:06
Well, it's just that, you know,
Come on, Dad. So they got more money than us, - About My Father 00:06
Come on, Dad. So they got more money than us,
Fifty years ago, I come to this country - About My Father 00:05
Fifty years ago, I come to this country
Fifty years ago, - About My Father 00:06
Fifty years ago,
I joined the US Army - About My Father 00:06
I joined the US Army
You go celebrate the 4th of July - About My Father 00:08
You go celebrate the 4th of July
What can we do with this asshole, This is incredible. With a face of a bitch. - About My Father 00:11
What can we do with this asshole, This is incredible. With a...
I mean, if he... loves the 4th, - About My Father 00:07
I mean, if he... loves the 4th,
There's fireworks. There's even a huge clambake - About My Father 00:06
There's fireworks. There's even a huge clambake
My father getting a close-up look - About My Father 00:13
My father getting a close-up look
All right, maybe I was a little scared - About My Father 00:21
All right, maybe I was a little scared
Spend the whole weekend alone, - About My Father 00:07
Spend the whole weekend alone,
The family is uptight, - About My Father 00:05
The family is uptight,