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Tim:
So, what do you do?Mary:I'm a reader at a publisher.Tim:No! You read for a living?Mary:Yes. That's it, I read.Tim:Oh, that's so great. It's like someone asking, "What do you do for a living?" "Well, I breathe. I'm a breather. I get paid for breathing." How did you get that job?Mary:Okay, smart-ass, what do you do?Tim:I am a lawyer. Sort of... Sort of.Mary:That's sexy.Tim:Is it?Mary:I mean, I think so. In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives. Kinda sexy.Tim:I guess it is. Although it's not as sexy as reading. Sitting there in an office in a little chair reading. Ooh!Mary:Okay, stop. Just wait right there mister, because you know a lot of books get submitted to my publisher. So it's an immense responsibility.Tim:I bet it is. But when you're doing normal reading,Tim:is it ruined because it's your job? You know, like prostitutes? I always worry that when they stop being prostitutes that they can't enjoy sex anymore.Mary:You always worry about that?Tim:No, I sometimes worry about that.Mary:Oh, okay, good. Because someone who always worried about that would be a bit of a worry.Tim:When you read a newspaper do you think, "Forget this, it's work"?Mary:Have you interviewed a lot of prostitutes?Tim:When you read a menu, do you think, "No, I'm not reading this, unless you pay me hard cash"?Mary:How many prostitutes will you need to talk to before this issue is solved?
So, what do you do?Mary:I'm a reader at a publisher.Tim:No! You read for a living?Mary:Yes. That's it, I read.Tim:Oh, that's so great. It's like someone asking, "What do you do for a living?" "Well, I breathe. I'm a breather. I get paid for breathing." How did you get that job?Mary:Okay, smart-ass, what do you do?Tim:I am a lawyer. Sort of... Sort of.Mary:That's sexy.Tim:Is it?Mary:I mean, I think so. In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives. Kinda sexy.Tim:I guess it is. Although it's not as sexy as reading. Sitting there in an office in a little chair reading. Ooh!Mary:Okay, stop. Just wait right there mister, because you know a lot of books get submitted to my publisher. So it's an immense responsibility.Tim:I bet it is. But when you're doing normal reading,Tim:is it ruined because it's your job? You know, like prostitutes? I always worry that when they stop being prostitutes that they can't enjoy sex anymore.Mary:You always worry about that?Tim:No, I sometimes worry about that.Mary:Oh, okay, good. Because someone who always worried about that would be a bit of a worry.Tim:When you read a newspaper do you think, "Forget this, it's work"?Mary:Have you interviewed a lot of prostitutes?Tim:When you read a menu, do you think, "No, I'm not reading this, unless you pay me hard cash"?Mary:How many prostitutes will you need to talk to before this issue is solved?
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So what do you do
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I'm a reader at a publisher
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No You read for a living
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Yes that's it I read
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That's so great
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It s like someone asking 'What do you do
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for a living ' 'Well I breathe
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'l'm a breather I get paid for breathing '
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How did you get that job Okay smart ass what do you do
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I am a lawyer
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Sort of Sort of
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That's sexy
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Is it
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I mean I think so
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In a suit in a court saving people's lives Kind of sexy
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I guess it is Although it's not as sexy as reading
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Sitting there in an office in a little chair reading
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Okay stop Ooh
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Just wait right there mister because
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a lot of books get submitted to my publisher
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So it's an immense responsibility
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I bet it is
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But when you do normal reading
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is it ruined because it's your job You know like prostitutes
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I always worry that when they stop being prostitutes
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that they can't enjoy sex any more
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You always worry about that
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No I sometimes worry about it Good Okay
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Because someone who always worried about that would be a bit of a worry
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When you read a newspaper do you think 'Forget this it's work '
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Have you interviewed a lot of prostitutes
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When you read a menu do you think
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'No I'm not reading this unless you pay me hard cash '
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How many prostitutes will you need to talk to before this issue is solved
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Movie Summary
At the age of 21, Tim discovers he can travel in time and change what happens and has happened in his own life. His decision to make his world a better place by getting a girlfriend turns out not to be as easy as you might think.
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Tim
Mary
