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Absurd Planet

A funny science series that offers an inside look into the lives of the planet's most intriguing animals, with narration provided by a cast of quirky animal creatures, as well as Mother Nature herself.

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documentary, comedy, musical

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Condé Nast Entertainment,Love Productions USA

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81082225

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...they show zero interest
in eating the cleaner shrimp... - Absurd Planet

...they show zero interest in eating the cleaner shrimp...

glow! - Absurd Planet

Of course, the greatest predator
they have in the wild... - Absurd Planet

Of course, the greatest predator they have in the wild...

This is a bowerbird named Tanner. - Absurd Planet

This is a bowerbird named Tanner.

So, plug your nose and open your ears, - Absurd Planet

So, plug your nose and open your ears,

Truly a one-life stand. - Absurd Planet

Truly a one-life stand.

Yep! If we're gonna live
on this absurd planet, - Absurd Planet

Yep! If we're gonna live on this absurd planet,

These next critters
are worldwide prizefighters. - Absurd Planet

These next critters are worldwide prizefighters.

I am just going to stomp
this sweet little bunny to death." - Absurd Planet

I am just going to stomp this sweet little bunny to death.&q...

Do you know what an opossum is? - Absurd Planet

Do you know what an opossum is?

Tanner has been in a bit of a rut lately. - Absurd Planet

Tanner has been in a bit of a rut lately.

Sorry, but this nightmare on elm tree - Absurd Planet

Sorry, but this nightmare on elm tree

The shrimp returns the symbiotic favor - Absurd Planet

The shrimp returns the symbiotic favor

Hey, Linda, would you please get me
the accounting file? - Absurd Planet

Hey, Linda, would you please get me the accounting file?

That's why he spent the last few months - Absurd Planet

That's why he spent the last few months

I'm Stan the proboscis monkey, - Absurd Planet

I'm Stan the proboscis monkey,

Wielded by the suburban hairy-chested dad. - Absurd Planet

Wielded by the suburban hairy-chested dad.

My name is O'Patrick the Opossum, - Absurd Planet

My name is O'Patrick the Opossum,

So I have this piece
of seahorse Parmesan stuck in my molar. - Absurd Planet

So I have this piece of seahorse Parmesan stuck in my molar.

♪ Bioluminescence ♪ - Absurd Planet

♪ Bioluminescence ♪

Also, we secretary birds
do not speak English, - Absurd Planet

Also, we secretary birds do not speak English,

I can guarantee you, my constituents, - Absurd Planet

I can guarantee you, my constituents,

And while that's totally true, - Absurd Planet

And while that's totally true,

And like some proboscis monkeys,
I've been known to swing both ways! - Absurd Planet

And like some proboscis monkeys, I've been known to swi...

We have got an epic match-up
today between the hornets and the bees! - Absurd Planet

We have got an epic match-up today between the hornets and t...

In conclusion, we secretary birds
would make terrible secretaries. - Absurd Planet

In conclusion, we secretary birds would make terrible secret...

The word "centipede" means "100-footed," - Absurd Planet

The word "centipede" means "100-footed,"

Watch out, ladies! - Absurd Planet

Watch out, ladies!

The eel stays squeaky clean, - Absurd Planet

The eel stays squeaky clean,

Now, let's take a lazy log ride
down the Amazon River, - Absurd Planet

Now, let's take a lazy log ride down the Amazon River,

For starters, we eat garden pests
like slugs, cockroaches and rats, - Absurd Planet

For starters, we eat garden pests like slugs, cockroaches an...

Hold onto your flatbill bros,
because this place is about to get lit. - Absurd Planet

Hold onto your flatbill bros, because this place is about to...

A better name for us would've been
"Stompy the HR Nightmare Bird." - Absurd Planet

A better name for us would've been "Stompy the HR ...

Proboscis is defined as an elongated
appendage from the head of the animal. - Absurd Planet

Proboscis is defined as an elongated appendage from the head...

Great news! - Absurd Planet

So I have no idea why they call me
the proboscis monkey. - Absurd Planet

So I have no idea why they call me the proboscis monkey.

They're gonna destroy all their larvae, - Absurd Planet

They're gonna destroy all their larvae,

Ay! When you're eel, you're family. - Absurd Planet

Ay! When you're eel, you're family.

We're sorry to interrupt
your absurd program yet again, - Absurd Planet

We're sorry to interrupt your absurd program yet again,

But get this: - Absurd Planet

In lieu of eating, she gently wafts
currents over her brood... - Absurd Planet

In lieu of eating, she gently wafts currents over her brood....

That happened so fast, even I missed it. - Absurd Planet

That happened so fast, even I missed it.

Now this is when the magic happens. - Absurd Planet

Now this is when the magic happens.

But enough of the funny stuff.
Here are the cold hard facts. - Absurd Planet

But enough of the funny stuff. Here are the cold hard facts.

Dude, those hornets have no chill,
Joe Brogan. - Absurd Planet

Dude, those hornets have no chill, Joe Brogan.

...so they receive a constant supply
of fresh, oxygenated water. - Absurd Planet

...so they receive a constant supply of fresh, oxygenated wa...

Centipedes thrive in dark, warm,
humid environments, - Absurd Planet

Centipedes thrive in dark, warm, humid environments,

In high school, - Absurd Planet

In high school,

Uh, that's actually a snake
eating an opossum, - Absurd Planet

Uh, that's actually a snake eating an opossum,

The hornets actually decapitate the bees,
cutting their bodies in half! - Absurd Planet

The hornets actually decapitate the bees, cutting their bodi...

Sometimes when we get really scared, - Absurd Planet

Sometimes when we get really scared,

So I ask unto you, - Absurd Planet

So I ask unto you,

One hornet can easily shred,
like, 20 bees. - Absurd Planet

One hornet can easily shred, like, 20 bees.

Not that size matters. - Absurd Planet

Not that size matters.

Uh... I am... uh...
Sally Lightfoot... uh... crab. - Absurd Planet

Uh... I am... uh... Sally Lightfoot... uh... crab.

So next time you see an opossum,
don't be scared. - Absurd Planet

So next time you see an opossum, don't be scared.

Proboscis monkeys are known
for our epic vocal honks. - Absurd Planet

Proboscis monkeys are known for our epic vocal honks.

Wa-hoa! That hornet's eating him
like a little breakfast bee-rito! - Absurd Planet

Wa-hoa! That hornet's eating him like a little breakfas...

Seems like things are heating up. - Absurd Planet

Seems like things are heating up.

Ah! Very nice Obama. - Absurd Planet

Ah! Very nice Obama.

Give him a high-five,
because opossums are awesomes! - Absurd Planet

Give him a high-five, because opossums are awesomes!

Disclaimer:
Don't give an opossum a high-five. - Absurd Planet

Disclaimer: Don't give an opossum a high-five.

I can even jump to avoid, uh, predators. - Absurd Planet

I can even jump to avoid, uh, predators.

Ah! - Absurd Planet

Dude, her name was Betty Burrito, - Absurd Planet

Dude, her name was Betty Burrito,

Animal experts
have called my vocalizations - Absurd Planet

Animal experts have called my vocalizations

You can read about it in my book,
The Audacity of Kelp. - Absurd Planet

You can read about it in my book, The Audacity of Kelp.

Crickets, - Absurd Planet

Sadly, as her baby octopuses
are just beginning their lives, - Absurd Planet

Sadly, as her baby octopuses are just beginning their lives,

Soon we'll hear the adorable pitter-patter - Absurd Planet

Soon we'll hear the adorable pitter-patter

...and Dame Judi Dench stepping on a Lego! - Absurd Planet

...and Dame Judi Dench stepping on a Lego!

But wait! These bees have figured out
an extreme way - Absurd Planet

But wait! These bees have figured out an extreme way

Even the hospitality, - Absurd Planet

Even the hospitality,

For millennia, many of
my... shall I say, peskier creations, - Absurd Planet

For millennia, many of my... shall I say, peskier creations,

That's right, bro!
Epic comeback by Bee-town! - Absurd Planet

That's right, bro! Epic comeback by Bee-town!

The butterflies are also known
to sip on human sweat, - Absurd Planet

The butterflies are also known to sip on human sweat,

Oh, I got it. Richard Nixon. - Absurd Planet

Oh, I got it. Richard Nixon.

The bees will surround
the hornet in a ball, - Absurd Planet

The bees will surround the hornet in a ball,

I'm Stan the proboscis monkey,
and I approve this message. - Absurd Planet

I'm Stan the proboscis monkey, and I approve this messa...

Well, there you have it, folks. - Absurd Planet

Well, there you have it, folks.

A squid pro quo, if you will. - Absurd Planet

A squid pro quo, if you will.

Let's crawl over to Madagascar, - Absurd Planet

Let's crawl over to Madagascar,

What in the world
are you guys hiding from? - Absurd Planet

What in the world are you guys hiding from?

Madagascar is nuts! - Absurd Planet

Madagascar is nuts!

The little bro-becue.
That's cookin' with gas! - Absurd Planet

The little bro-becue. That's cookin' with gas!

Back on shore, in Australia, - Absurd Planet

Back on shore, in Australia,

- We are...
- The Battle Bug Bros! - Absurd Planet

- We are... - The Battle Bug Bros!

Every great bruiser has
an adrenaline-inducing training regimen. - Absurd Planet

Every great bruiser has an adrenaline-inducing training regi...

This is a brookesia chameleon, - Absurd Planet

This is a brookesia chameleon,

But... deep within this exotic island - Absurd Planet

But... deep within this exotic island

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A funny science series that offers an inside look into the lives of the planet's most intriguing animals, with narration provided by a cast of quirky animal creatures, as well as Mother Nature herself.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Paul E. Raff

Production: Condé Nast Entertainment,Love Productions USA

Genre: documentary, comedy, musical

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.0

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Released: 22 Apr 2020

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81082225