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In conclusion, we secretary birds would make terrible secretaries
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In conclusion, we secretary birdswould make terrible secretaries

In conclusion, we secretary birds
would make terrible secretaries

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In conclusion, we secretary birds would make terrible secretaries.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:30
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Season
1
Episode
11
Genres
documentary, comedy, musical
Production
Condé Nast Entertainment,Love Productions USA

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Movie Summary

A funny science series that offers an inside look into the lives of the planet's most intriguing animals, with narration provided by a cast of quirky animal creatures, as well as Mother Nature herself.
S01 • E03 Watch out, ladies! - Absurd Planet 00:07
Watch out, ladies!
S01 • E12 For starters, we eat garden pests like slugs, cockroaches and rats, - Absurd Planet 00:06
For starters, we eat garden pests like slugs, cockroaches an...
S01 • E05 The eel stays squeaky clean, - Absurd Planet 00:11
The eel stays squeaky clean,
S01 • E08 Now, let's take a lazy log ride down the Amazon River, - Absurd Planet 00:56
Now, let's take a lazy log ride down the Amazon River,
S01 • E09 Hold onto your flatbill bros, because this place is about to get lit. - Absurd Planet 00:05
Hold onto your flatbill bros, because this place is about to...
S01 • E10 Proboscis is defined as an elongated appendage from the head of the animal. - Absurd Planet 00:06
Proboscis is defined as an elongated appendage from the head...
S01 • E11 A better name for us would've been "Stompy the HR Nightmare Bird." - Absurd Planet 00:07
A better name for us would've been "Stompy the HR ...
S01 • E03 Great news! - Absurd Planet 00:09
Great news!
S01 • E10 So I have no idea why they call me the proboscis monkey. - Absurd Planet 00:05
So I have no idea why they call me the proboscis monkey.
S01 • E09 They're gonna destroy all their larvae, - Absurd Planet 00:07
They're gonna destroy all their larvae,
S01 • E05 Ay! When you're eel, you're family. - Absurd Planet 00:06
Ay! When you're eel, you're family.
S01 • E11 We're sorry to interrupt your absurd program yet again, - Absurd Planet 00:23
We're sorry to interrupt your absurd program yet again,
S01 • E12 But get this: - Absurd Planet 00:04
But get this:
S01 • E02 That happened so fast, even I missed it. - Absurd Planet 00:13
That happened so fast, even I missed it.
S01 • E04 In lieu of eating, she gently wafts currents over her brood... - Absurd Planet 00:08
In lieu of eating, she gently wafts currents over her brood....
S01 • E03 Now this is when the magic happens. - Absurd Planet 00:19
Now this is when the magic happens.
S01 • E10 But enough of the funny stuff. Here are the cold hard facts. - Absurd Planet 00:05
But enough of the funny stuff. Here are the cold hard facts.
S01 • E09 Dude, those hornets have no chill, Joe Brogan. - Absurd Planet 00:04
Dude, those hornets have no chill, Joe Brogan.
S01 • E04 ...so they receive a constant supply of fresh, oxygenated water. - Absurd Planet 00:23
...so they receive a constant supply of fresh, oxygenated wa...
S01 • E10 In high school, - Absurd Planet 00:09
In high school,