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Present and accounted for

HEY! Why don't you take your P-h-D, and shove it up your A-S-S!

Accepted • 2006

Uncle Ben:

[the panel has demanded to know if there is any real faculty at South Harmon]
Present and accounted for! Dean Van Horne:
Oh, for God's sakes! Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades! We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our 20s, but he washed out. He's a drunk, he's a degenerate and he's looney tunes! Sherman Schrader:
HEY, ASSHOLE! You're talking about my Mom's brother! Dean Van Horne:
OH, SIT DOWN! Sherman Schrader:
[meekly]
Okay. Uncle Ben:
HEY! Why don't you take your *P-h-D*, and shove it up your *A-S-S*! [all the students cheer]

Full Transcript

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Present and accounted for

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Oh for God's sake

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Dr Alexander this man has not been a part of academia for three decades

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We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our late 20s

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and he washed out

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He's a drunk he's a degenerate and he's looney tunes

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Hey asshole You're talking about my mom's brother

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Oh sit down Okay

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Hey Why don't you take your PhD and shove it up your A S S

Duration

24 seconds

Views

505

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:28

Uploaded

Mar 28, 2022

Genres

Production

Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.

Actors

Uncle Ben

Dean Van Horne

Sherman Schrader

Fraternity Guy