Are you huffing? Oh god. Are you high? You're huffing grass? No I'm not huffing mom I'm...
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Diane Gaines:
Are you huffing?
Bartleby Gaines:
Oh god.
Diane Gaines:
Are you high?
Jack Gaines:
You're huffing grass?
Bartleby Gaines:
No I'm not huffing mom I'm not stoned I'm completely fine, infact I'm more clear and level headed than I've ever been.
Jack Gaines:
Okay cut the crap Bartleby. Society has rules and the first rule is: You go to college. You wanna have a happy and successful life, you go to college. If you wanna be somebody, you go to college. If you wanna fit in, you go to college.
Bartleby Gaines:
Well you know what maybe I didn't get into college!
Transcript
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Are you huffing Oh God No
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Are you high You're huffing grass
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No I'm not huffing Mom I'm not stoned I'm completely fine
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In fact I'm more clear and level headed than I've ever been
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Okay cut the crap Bartleby
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Society has rules
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And the first rule is you go to college Mmm hmm
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You want to have a happy and successful life You go to college
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If you want to be somebody you go to college
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If you want to fit in you go to college
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Well you know what Maybe I didn't get into college
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 302
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 10s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
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00:11 I knew he should've started preparing for college in...
00:11 I took another look at that website
00:17 Schrader what about you Well B I'm glad you asked...
00:03 And keep your voice down People are playing
00:04 College is for pussies
00:07 And do me a favor Enjoy your time here
00:22 I've retired I'm no longer a shaper of young minds
00:36 Look I I I I lied to you
00:15 Health insurance my ass They don't pay for shit
00:04 Ask me about my wiener
00:35 Buyers and sellers
00:18 What is learning It's paying attention
00:07 What the hell happened
00:13 Who's that Spank me
00:04 I told you so
00:05 Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sara Pelfan
00:24 Present and accounted for
00:24 You know a lot of people say
00:17 Does the run of the mill college experience
00:15 There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to...