Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south...
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Bartleby Gaines:
Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south Harmon?
Uncle Ben:
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision!
Jack Gaines:
I... I, I just don't understand...
Uncle Ben:
DO I HAVE TO SPOON FEED IT TO YA? look, there's only one reason that kids want to go to school...
Bartleby Gaines:
[quietly]
Holy shit...
Jack Gaines:
[after long pause]
... Which is?
Uncle Ben:
...To get a good job... To get a good job, with a great starting salary.
Jack Gaines:
I couldn't agree more.
Diane Gaines:
It is so refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally!
Uncle Ben:
Fuckin' A!
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Buyers and sellers
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Pimps and whores Pimps and whores
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And indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision
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I Um
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I I just don't understand
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Do I have to spoon feed it to you
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Look there's only one reason
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that kids want to go to school
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Holy shit
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Which is
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 203
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 28s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
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00:18 What is learning It's paying attention
00:07 What the hell happened
00:13 Who's that Spank me
00:04 I told you so
00:05 Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sara Pelfan
00:24 Present and accounted for
00:24 You know a lot of people say
00:17 Does the run of the mill college experience
00:15 There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to...
00:11 Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth...
00:17 And also it was your idea to put Acceptance is just one...
00:04 Oh don't worry you're young Your butt can take it
00:05 Glen I love your Wads Hmm
00:07 That's right Right You date Monica Moreland
00:15 They all paid first semester's tuition
00:19 Schrader come on Don't be scared
00:15 I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze Ka...
00:24 You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing
00:05 Are Are you okay
00:10 I don't know There were just a lot of things in my life