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Bartleby Gaines:
Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south Harmon? Uncle Ben:
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision! Jack Gaines:
I... I, I just don't understand... Uncle Ben:
DO I HAVE TO SPOON FEED IT TO YA? look, there's only one reason that kids want to go to school... Bartleby Gaines:
[quietly]
Holy shit... Jack Gaines:
[after long pause]
... Which is? Uncle Ben:
...To get a good job... To get a good job, with a great starting salary. Jack Gaines:
I couldn't agree more. Diane Gaines:
It is so refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally! Uncle Ben:
Fuckin' A!
Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south Harmon? Uncle Ben:
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision! Jack Gaines:
I... I, I just don't understand... Uncle Ben:
DO I HAVE TO SPOON FEED IT TO YA? look, there's only one reason that kids want to go to school... Bartleby Gaines:
[quietly]
Holy shit... Jack Gaines:
[after long pause]
... Which is? Uncle Ben:
...To get a good job... To get a good job, with a great starting salary. Jack Gaines:
I couldn't agree more. Diane Gaines:
It is so refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally! Uncle Ben:
Fuckin' A!
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Buyers and sellers
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Pimps and whores Pimps and whores
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And indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision
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I Um
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I I just don't understand
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Do I have to spoon feed it to you
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Look there's only one reason
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that kids want to go to school
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Holy shit
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Which is
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Movie Summary
A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
