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Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

The Accident Man, is back and this time he must beat the top assassins in the world, to protect the ungrateful son of a mafia boss, save the life of his only friend and rekindle his relationship with his maniacal father figure.

Director

George Kirby, Harry Kirby

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Genre

action, comedy, crime

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Six Demon Films

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Accident Man Collection: Accident Man, Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Mike Fallon

Big Ray

Finicky Fred

Wong Siu-ling

Dante Zuuzer

George Fouracres

Mrs. Zuuzer

Flaminia Cinque

Poco The Killer Clown

Yendi

Faisal Mohammed

Oyumi

Silas

Peter Lee Thomas

Armando

Bodyguard of the mafia

Alaa Atyah Ali Alusta

Pharmacist

Antonella Axisa

Shopkeeper with no Maltesers

Body double of SILAS

Bouncer

Mr. Micallef

The Architect

Drunk Guy John

Dj Remy

Black Boar Barmaid

Leylo

Pooparazzi

Pooparazzi

Freya Du Preeze

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That's a bit disrespectful, if you ask me. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

That's a bit disrespectful, if you ask me.

A Hoptroff No.9, nonetheless. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

A Hoptroff No.9, nonetheless.

Eleven-millimeter climbing rope. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Eleven-millimeter climbing rope.

I don't see him as a person. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I don't see him as a person.

After a hit, I'm really psyched up. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

After a hit, I'm really psyched up.

- Oh, God, I hope you're not here...
- Afraid so, Spence. Here's 50 sheets. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

- Oh, God, I hope you're not here... - Afraid so, Spenc...

This is the Royal. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

This is the Royal.

Oh, look at these scumbags. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Oh, look at these scumbags.

That some sort of accent?
Or is your mouth just full of spunk? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

That some sort of accent? Or is your mouth just full of spun...

[MEN LAUGHING] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

This gaggle of scum are nothing
but a pack of street fighters. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

This gaggle of scum are nothing but a pack of street fighter...

- Aah!
- I fucking destroy them. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

- Aah! - I fucking destroy them.

PMT: - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Now, there are pubs for musicians,
lawyers, bankers, and builders. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Now, there are pubs for musicians, lawyers, bankers, and bui...

We're in the business of taking lives,
and business is booming. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

We're in the business of taking lives, and business is ...

But he's still one of the lads. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

But he's still one of the lads.

[CLIFF GRUNTS] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Nobody really likes Pete because he's
got a vocabulary of about 12 words. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Nobody really likes Pete because he's got a vocabulary ...

- Mick and Mac.
- Man, you tripping. What up, Mike? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

- Mick and Mac. - Man, you tripping. What up, Mike?

Ex-Special Forces. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Ex-Special Forces.

Their tradecraft is second to none. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Their tradecraft is second to none.

Meet Jane the Ripper. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Meet Jane the Ripper.

There's a rumor going round she keeps
her male victims' nether regions... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

There's a rumor going round she keeps her male victims&...

Most of Fred's inventions are complete shite. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Most of Fred's inventions are complete shite.

This is the landlord,
our minder, the boss, Big Ray. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

This is the landlord, our minder, the boss, Big Ray.

Mike's old motor was a fine piece
of Italian engineering, Ray. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Mike's old motor was a fine piece of Italian engineerin...

A Triumph. In every sense of the word. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

A Triumph. In every sense of the word.

...and only a fraction of a second later,
you can be severely allergic to it. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

...and only a fraction of a second later, you can be severel...

[SNARLS] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

FRED: Well, one common trigger for this
is a mere sticky plaster. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

FRED: Well, one common trigger for this is a mere sticky pla...

It can be as quick as changing
a plaster on a cut... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

It can be as quick as changing a plaster on a cut...

So you're telling me that you're gonna
kill people by putting plasters on them. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

So you're telling me that you're gonna kill people...

Exactly. I've just got to do one more
field test to make absolutely sure. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Exactly. I've just got to do one more field test to mak...

So, basically, you've gone
and weaponized bandages. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

So, basically, you've gone and weaponized bandages.

Yeah. The irony of it all. Ha-ha. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Yeah. The irony of it all. Ha-ha.

What's the name of the hotel where
the first Singapore Sling was poured? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

What's the name of the hotel where the first Singapore ...

Come on, man. Help me out with this.
You love your Kindle more than your wife. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Come on, man. Help me out with this. You love your Kindle mo...

Maybe you can put your misogynistic
tendencies aside for one minute... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Maybe you can put your misogynistic tendencies aside for one...

Mate, is it wrong of me
to wanna get stuck into Jane? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Mate, is it wrong of me to wanna get stuck into Jane?

It's not worth it, bro.
Plus, you'd never make it out alive. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

It's not worth it, bro. Plus, you'd never make it ...

Don't know.
I think it might be worth the crack. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Don't know. I think it might be worth the crack.

Are you insinuating
that I'm some kind of a skanky hooker? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Are you insinuating that I'm some kind of a skanky hook...

We all know that Jane is a lady. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

We all know that Jane is a lady.

[JANE BELCHES] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

She's all right, though. Twenty-six, body
of an 18-year-old, brain of a 12-year-old. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

She's all right, though. Twenty-six, body of an 18-year...

Yeah. Weren't you giving her
what she wanted, mate? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Yeah. Weren't you giving her what she wanted, mate?

Well, like I've always said: - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Well, like I've always said:

MIKE: And this is Milton. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

MIKE: And this is Milton.

We never know the client.
They don't know who we are. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

We never know the client. They don't know who we are.

And I had another job
that just came in this morning. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

And I had another job that just came in this morning.

They're gonna be playing
the next four nights at the Mosh Pit. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

They're gonna be playing the next four nights at the Mo...

Yes, but we don't want
to keep them waiting too long. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Yes, but we don't want to keep them waiting too long.

After all, we have our reputation to uphold. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

After all, we have our reputation to uphold.

...if you can get this job done
by the end of play tomorrow... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

...if you can get this job done by the end of play tomorrow....

[MUSIC PLAYING] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

[MUSIC PLAYING]

For this hit, I'm using
a CO2 gas-powered rifle. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

For this hit, I'm using a CO2 gas-powered rifle.

I've been here every morning
for the past five days... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I've been here every morning for the past five days...

Oh, here we go. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Oh, here we go.

It only takes a metric ton of steel
to sure ruin everyone's day. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

It only takes a metric ton of steel to sure ruin everyone�...

PMT time again. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

PMT time again.

Why can't I stop thinking about her? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Why can't I stop thinking about her?

Big Ray was right. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Big Ray was right.

I can't believe she left me
for Charlie Adams and a minge. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I can't believe she left me for Charlie Adams and a min...

AUTOMATED VOICE: One new message. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

AUTOMATED VOICE: One new message.

MIKE: The Satanic Mechanics
are a bit of an acquired taste. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

MIKE: The Satanic Mechanics are a bit of an acquired taste.

[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Milton must be letting his standards slip. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Milton must be letting his standards slip.

You see, every day's a school day. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

You see, every day's a school day.

You could have easily perched on top
of that building there with an M82.50 cal. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

You could have easily perched on top of that building there ...

But no. You decided to "surprise me"... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

But no. You decided to "surprise me"...

...shooting a close-range weapon
in every direction but the right one. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

...shooting a close-range weapon in every direction but the ...

[GRUNTS] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Listen, mate. I'm all for the extra training. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Listen, mate. I'm all for the extra training.

Fuck you, gweilo. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Fuck you, gweilo.

I can't say, but my apologies. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I can't say, but my apologies.

I'm sorry, Mike. I'll speak to Big Ray.
We'll look into it. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I'm sorry, Mike. I'll speak to Big Ray. We'll...

Well, I might not be able to stretch to that. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Well, I might not be able to stretch to that.

Now, now, now. Don't be like that. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Now, now, now. Don't be like that.

MIKE: I guess this guy shouldn't have
entered the alley so fast. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

MIKE: I guess this guy shouldn't have entered the alley...

AUTOMATED VOICE: One new message. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

AUTOMATED VOICE: One new message.

I know you wouldn't have wanted me
to bring flowers, Beth. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I know you wouldn't have wanted me to bring flowers, Be...

Well, from what I've heard, you never
had any respect for anything. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Well, from what I've heard, you never had any respect f...

Well, apparently, you weren't
really big on honesty either. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Well, apparently, you weren't really big on honesty eit...

DNA was splattered all over our apartment. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

DNA was splattered all over our apartment.

I guess the money they stole helped pay
for their drug overdose. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

I guess the money they stole helped pay for their drug overd...

Why's that? So you could have
your little perfect lesbian life together? - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Why's that? So you could have your little perfect lesbi...

CHARLIE:
You are exactly how Beth described you. - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

CHARLIE: You are exactly how Beth described you.

[NEWS THEME PLAYING OVER TV] - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

[NEWS THEME PLAYING OVER TV]

REPORTER: A police spokesperson
said that Ms. Carpenter... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

REPORTER: A police spokesperson said that Ms. Carpenter...

The police dossier says the burglars... - Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

The police dossier says the burglars...

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The Accident Man, is back and this time he must beat the top assassins in the world, to protect the ungrateful son of a mafia boss, save the life of his only friend and rekindle his relationship with his maniacal father figure.

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Director: George Kirby, Harry Kirby

Writer: Scott Adkins, Pat Mills, Stu Small

Production: Six Demon Films

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Oct 2022

Awards: N/A

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