He broke out of a metal hospital. Did a Claude Raines. He's been planning his revenge for...
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Ace Ventura:
Oh, by the way, I went ahead and solved that pesky, Snowflake/Podacter/Marino thing. Lois Einhorn:
[EINHORN O.S] [humoring him] Lois Einhorn:
Oh yeah? Ace Ventura:
yeah, ever hear of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? Lois Einhorn:
[the water shuts off. Einhorn appears around the corner]
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick. Ace Ventura:
I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It's from a Dolphin '82 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room... Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lector. Lois Einhorn:
So how does Roger Podacter fit in? Ace Ventura:
My guess is Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him. End of story. As for Snowflake... they gave him Finkle's number, and taught him how to kick a field goal. Finkle took it personally. [Einhorn listens with great interest] Lois Einhorn:
So where is Finkle, now? Ace Ventura:
He broke out of a metal hospital. Did a Claude Raines. He's been planning his revenge for years. Waiting for the perfect time to get back at the Dolphins. The time when it would hurt them the most. Super Bowl time! Man, I'm tired of being right!
Oh, by the way, I went ahead and solved that pesky, Snowflake/Podacter/Marino thing. Lois Einhorn:
[EINHORN O.S] [humoring him] Lois Einhorn:
Oh yeah? Ace Ventura:
yeah, ever hear of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? Lois Einhorn:
[the water shuts off. Einhorn appears around the corner]
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick. Ace Ventura:
I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It's from a Dolphin '82 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room... Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lector. Lois Einhorn:
So how does Roger Podacter fit in? Ace Ventura:
My guess is Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him. End of story. As for Snowflake... they gave him Finkle's number, and taught him how to kick a field goal. Finkle took it personally. [Einhorn listens with great interest] Lois Einhorn:
So where is Finkle, now? Ace Ventura:
He broke out of a metal hospital. Did a Claude Raines. He's been planning his revenge for years. Waiting for the perfect time to get back at the Dolphins. The time when it would hurt them the most. Super Bowl time! Man, I'm tired of being right!
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By the way I went ahead and solved that
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pesky Snowflake Podacter Marino thing
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You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle
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All right Ventura
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make it quick
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I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank
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It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring
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It would've been a Super Bowl ring but Ray missed the kick
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Blames the whole thing on Marino
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Movie Summary
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
Actors
Ace Ventura
