Oh, by the way, I went ahead and solved that pesky, Snowflake/Podacter/Marino thing. Oh...
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Ace Ventura:
Oh, by the way, I went ahead and solved that pesky, Snowflake/Podacter/Marino thing.
Lois Einhorn:
[EINHORN O.S]
[humoring him]
Lois Einhorn:
Oh yeah?
Ace Ventura:
yeah, ever hear of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle?
Lois Einhorn:
[the water shuts off. Einhorn appears around the corner]
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.
Ace Ventura:
I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It's from a Dolphin '82 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room... Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lector.
Lois Einhorn:
So how does Roger Podacter fit in?
Ace Ventura:
My guess is Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him. End of story. As for Snowflake... they gave him Finkle's number, and taught him how to kick a field goal. Finkle took it personally.
[Einhorn listens with great interest]
Lois Einhorn:
So where is Finkle, now?
Ace Ventura:
He broke out of a metal hospital. Did a Claude Raines. He's been planning his revenge for years. Waiting for the perfect time to get back at the Dolphins. The time when it would hurt them the most. Super Bowl time! Man, I'm tired of being right!
Transcript
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By the way I went ahead and solved that
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pesky Snowflake Podacter Marino thing
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You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle
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All right Ventura
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make it quick
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I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank
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It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring
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It would've been a Super Bowl ring but Ray missed the kick
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Blames the whole thing on Marino
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 333
Timestamp in movie: 00h 55m 26s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
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00:10 Holy shitballs
00:08 There is just one more thing lieutenant
00:07 Finkle and Einhorn Finkle and Einhorn
00:25 Let's go
00:09 Who let Dr Doolittle in
00:05 He's about to join Snowflake I've gotta know where...
00:08 I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of...
00:18 Excuse me gentlemen
00:05 Your gun is digging into my hip
00:06 Receipts What about receipts
00:04 Halftime
00:13 I made some refreshments Dan
00:07 Be careful with that phone In time you could develop a tumor
00:07 Gee Let me think
00:05 Why did it happen now two weeks before the Super Bowl
00:04 Where the hell's the smelt
00:08 Excuse me HDS
00:10 Who are you
00:14 They're wonderful aren't they
00:08 Melissa it's Ace Where are you