Shoot him! Shoot him! Hold your fire! Don't shoot! Put your guns down or this cop gets it....
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Lois Einhorn:
[after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers]
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Emilio:
[offscreen]
Hold your fire!
[walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]
Emilio:
Don't shoot!
Melissa:
Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!
[cocks revolver]
Emilio:
She's not joking!
Lois Einhorn:
[ignoring them]
He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!
Ace Ventura:
Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
[takes deep breath]
Ace Ventura:
What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!
[takes another deep, relief breath]
Aguado:
What the hell are you talking about?
Ace Ventura:
SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.
Lois Einhorn:
He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!
Transcript
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Don't shoot
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Put your guns down or this cop gets it
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I mean it
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She's not joking
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He kidnapped Snowflake
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He killed Roger Podacter and was about to kill Marino and me
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Fiction can be fun
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But I find the reference section much more enlightening
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For instance
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if you look up
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professional football's all time bonehead plays
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 531
Timestamp in movie: 01h 15m 50s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
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