Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one? Good question, Aguado. First, I'd...
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[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura]
Aguado:
Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
[everyone laughs]
Ace Ventura:
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous.
[everybody "oohs"]
Ace Ventura:
Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife!
Aguado:
Why you...!
[Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug]
Ace Ventura:
Now, kiss and make up.
Transcript
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Homicide Ventura
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How are you gonna solve that one
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Good question Aguado
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First I'd establish a motive
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The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous
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Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife
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Come on
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Now kiss and make up
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 346
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 49s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
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Actors
00:12 Hi I'm Melissa Robinson
00:11 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory...
00:14 Holy testicle Tuesday
00:04 Do not go in there
00:25 Thank you Mr Ventura
00:25 Listen pet dick
00:11 Ventura
00:18 What do you want
00:10 That was pretty impressive what you did at the apartment
00:11 When I get out of that bathroom you'd better be gone
00:34 Excuse me
00:35 My esteemed colleague Mr Marino
00:09 Would you like an ashtray
00:04 Losers Get him out of here
00:19 It was all that Dan Marino's fault Everyone knows that
00:05 Warning Assholes are closer than they appear
00:36 We'll find the porpoise
00:19 If you do anything to embarrass me
00:22 Captain's log stardate 23 9 rounded off to the nearest...
00:33 This is double paned soundproof glass There is no way