Now, kiss and make up
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[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura] Aguado:
Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one? [everyone laughs] Ace Ventura:
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. [everybody "oohs"] Ace Ventura:
Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife! Aguado:
Why you...! [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura:
Now, kiss and make up
Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one? [everyone laughs] Ace Ventura:
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. [everybody "oohs"] Ace Ventura:
Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife! Aguado:
Why you...! [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura:
Now, kiss and make up
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Homicide Ventura
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How are you gonna solve that one
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Good question Aguado
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First I'd establish a motive
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The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous
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Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife
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Come on
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Now kiss and make up
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Movie Summary
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
Actors
Ace Ventura
