Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
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[Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror]
Ace Ventura:
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
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Warning Assholes are closer than they appear
Clip duration: 5 seconds
Views: 486
Timestamp in movie: 00h 04m 44s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
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00:36 We'll find the porpoise
00:19 If you do anything to embarrass me
00:22 Captain's log stardate 23 9 rounded off to the nearest...
00:33 This is double paned soundproof glass There is no way
00:06 Like a glove
00:18 Ace get out of the tank
00:37 Who are you
00:13 Excuse me
00:15 I'm ready to go in Just give me a chance
00:34 What do you know about Ray Finkle
00:35 Ventura
00:26 What the
00:35 And who is he a friend
00:34 Don't shoot
00:18 The National Football League
00:08 That's a lovely dog
00:09 What would you know about pressure
00:15 How in hell do you lose a 500 pound fish
00:18 Excuse me Ron
00:06 Ace it's E