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My next-door neighbor was an alcoholic bear
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Action Point

My next-door neighborwas an alcoholic bear who would sneak into my yardand try to kill me...

My next-door neighbor
was an alcoholic bear who would sneak into my yard
and try to kill me for my beer. Yep, true story. Go on. Go away

Full Transcript

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My next-door neighbor was an alcoholic bear
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who would sneak into my yard and try to kill me for my beer.
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Yep, true story.
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Go on. Go away.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:14
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

A daredevil designs and operates his own theme park with his friends.
Go away. No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. - Action Point 00:05
Go away. No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no...
He was a persistent little bastard too. - Action Point 00:04
He was a persistent little bastard too.
I would have shared the beer with him, - Action Point 00:08
I would have shared the beer with him,
- Come on, Papaw. - What? That's how it happened. - Action Point 00:05
- Come on, Papaw. - What? That's how it happened.
Those days were different. - Action Point 00:14
Those days were different.
Action Point was my baby. - Action Point 00:29
Action Point was my baby.
Four Finger Annie was our ride supervisor. - Action Point 00:12
Four Finger Annie was our ride supervisor.
And then there was Killer. - Action Point 00:31
And then there was Killer.
...and I saw her vagina staring me right in the eye. - Action Point 00:04
...and I saw her vagina staring me right in the eye.
And I knew, like, "No, this is not just for peeing. - Action Point 00:04
And I knew, like, "No, this is not just for peeing.
This is for something else." - Action Point 00:06
This is for something else."
Everyone loved to hear his stories, - Action Point 00:07
Everyone loved to hear his stories,
Who wants a little mani-pedi? I mean, it's just us girls. - Action Point 00:05
Who wants a little mani-pedi? I mean, it's just us girl...
Goddamn it, Lumpy. What were you trying to do? - Action Point 00:04
Goddamn it, Lumpy. What were you trying to do?
All right, that'll hold her for a bit, Merle. - Action Point 00:04
All right, that'll hold her for a bit, Merle.
Now, let me take a look at that thing. - Action Point 00:05
Now, let me take a look at that thing.
Whoa-wee'. - Action Point 00:06
Whoa-wee'.
But where's the fresh fish? What's our attendance today? - Action Point 00:05
But where's the fresh fish? What's our attendance ...
Down about 45%. Pretty close to my projections. - Action Point 00:04
Down about 45%. Pretty close to my projections.
It could be worse, considering 7 Parks just opened. - Action Point 00:04
It could be worse, considering 7 Parks just opened.