Clips with Aaron Taylor-Johnson

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The Illusionist There's a secret way to open it - The Illusionist 00:05
There's a secret way to open it
Godzilla I have to go backto our houseI need my old disks if they're still thereI need the data to be able to prove a baseline herethat this isn't a fantasy that I'm not what you think I amI'm gonna find the truthand end thisWhatever it takesWhy can't you just let - Godzilla 00:30
I have to go backto our houseI need my old disks if...
Godzilla And we will find this thing - Godzilla 00:10
And we will find this thing
Godzilla In 1954the first time a nuclear submarine ever reached the lower depthsit awakened something The Americansfirst thought that it was the RussiansThe Russians thought that it was themAll those nuclear bomb tests in the '50sNot testsThey were trying to kill - Godzilla 01:22
In 1954the first time a nuclear submarine ever reached the...
Angus, Thongs and Perfect... You know I wrote a song about you - Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 00:12
You know I wrote a song about you
Angus, Thongs and Perfect... Robbie This is your last chance - Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 00:27
Robbie This is your last chance
The Greatest All right I have a secret to tell you - The Greatest 00:34
All right I have a secret to tell you
The Greatest Youve waited till 3 19 on the last day of school - The Greatest 00:11
Youve waited till 3 19 on the last day of school
The Greatest Oh hi Hi - The Greatest 00:03
Oh hi Hi
Kick Ass Who am I I'm Kick AssThat's me back before any of this crazy shit happenedI guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superheroI'm not saying there was anything wrong with mebut there was nothing special eitherGIRL Asshole I wasn't into sportsI - Kick Ass 00:53
Who am I I'm Kick AssThat's me back before any of...
Kick Ass Like most people my age I just existed - Kick Ass 00:05
Like most people my age I just existed
Kick Ass DAVE Sure a lot of what got me through the average school daywas making deposits in the whack off warehouse for laterThough to be honestit didn't take much to set me offI swear when my hormones balance outshares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive man - Kick Ass 00:18
DAVE Sure a lot of what got me through the average school...
Kick Ass Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna be Paris Hiltonand nobody wants to be Spider ManYeah what's with that She has like no tits at allMaybe it's the porn tape He doesn't have a porn tapeYou guys never saw One Night in Spider Man - Kick Ass 00:15
Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna...
Kick Ass The world I lived in heroes only existed in comic booksAnd I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make believe tooBut they're not - Kick Ass 00:14
The world I lived in heroes only existed in comic booksAnd I...
Kick Ass DAVE I'll be honestthere wasn't a whole lot of crime fighting in those first few weeksBut even so my new vocation kept me plenty busyGRUNTINGShitI called it preparationBut if you called it fantasizing it would have been hard to argueAll I knew was I'd - Kick Ass 00:31
DAVE I'll be honestthere wasn't a whole lot of...
Kick Ass It was time to engage - Kick Ass 00:26
It was time to engage
Kick Ass Oh no I'm just standing around you knowNo I'm notIt is what it isHow about that huhOh yeah Didn't see that did youI think it's best that you just walk awayWell maybe you shouldn't do thatWhat Are you looking at me Well this is my business - Kick Ass 00:21
Oh no I'm just standing around you knowNo I'm...
Kick Ass How do I get a hold of youYou just contact the mayor's office He has a special signal he shines in the skyIt's in the shape of a giant cock - Kick Ass 00:10
How do I get a hold of youYou just contact the mayor's...
Kick Ass What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter ParkerSpider Man gets the girl - Kick Ass 00:09
What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter...
Kick Ass Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorryWhy are you dressed as Kick Ass Because I am Kick AssWhat are you talking about And I'm also not gay - Kick Ass 00:12
Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorryWhy are you...
Kick Ass TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win in a fightWhy are they fighting That seems stupidWhat do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuterReally Mmm hmmI for one would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chanceYou - Kick Ass 00:32
TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win...
Kick Ass What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuter - Kick Ass 00:25
What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is...
Kick Ass If it wasn't for you I'd be deadAnd if it wasn't for youmy dad wouldn't be - Kick Ass 00:10
If it wasn't for you I'd be deadAnd if it...
Kick Ass With no power comes no responsibilityExcept that wasn't true - Kick Ass 00:10
With no power comes no responsibilityExcept that wasn't...
Kick Ass Thanks Kick AssMy daddyhe would have been proud of both of usDaveDave LizewskiI know that dumbassLAUGHSMindyMindy Macready - Kick Ass 00:41
Thanks Kick AssMy daddyhe would have been proud of both of...
Kick Ass DAVE Kick Ass was gone but not forgottenAnd my world was much safer with all the new superheroesThey said I was their inspirationbut all I did was make a door into a world I'd dreamed aboutsince I was a little kidA world full of superheroes huhAs a great - Kick Ass 00:30
DAVE Kick Ass was gone but not forgottenAnd my world was...
Bullet Train You ever watch Thomas the tank engine Here we goHey you watch something nowadays what is it huh NothingIt's twists violence drama no messageWhat's the point HuhWhat are we supposed to learnEverything I learned about people I learned from Thomas - Bullet Train 00:17
You ever watch Thomas the tank engine Here we goHey you...
Bullet Train So 16 You forgot the poorinnocent civilian on the street The fuck youHey buddy Hey buddy you okay Oh myShit That wasn't our faultWasn't our fault NoWell what would Thomas the tank engine say lemonThat's really meanHe'd say hey take responsibility mateHe - Bullet Train 00:21
So 16 You forgot the poorinnocent civilian on the street The...
Bullet Train Why don't you tell him about the story about how Gordon met Percyand how Percy's now bleeding from his fucking eye socketsHe means kill him - Bullet Train 00:11
Why don't you tell him about the story about how Gordon...
Bullet Train Yeah Well unlike you I'm a professionalI wanted to make sure it weren't some yakuza trap but clearly notIt's some fuck in 80s dance off innit - Bullet Train 00:09
Yeah Well unlike you I'm a professionalI wanted to make...
Bullet Train How much for the bottle of water love - Bullet Train 00:28
How much for the bottle of water love
Bullet Train For what it's worth you seem like a right fucking assholeand I'm glad you're gonna fucking die with meThat's nice - Bullet Train 00:08
For what it's worth you seem like a right fucking...
Bullet Train Tell tangerine tell tangerine - Bullet Train 00:05
Tell tangerine tell tangerine
Nowhere Boy Is nowhere full of geniuses sir Because then I probably do belong there - Nowhere Boy 00:07
Is nowhere full of geniuses sir Because then I probably do...
Nowhere Boy Why couldn't God make me Elvis - Nowhere Boy 00:06
Why couldn't God make me Elvis
Nowhere Boy I'll get you back for that God - Nowhere Boy 00:04
I'll get you back for that God
Nowhere Boy I'm gonna start a rock'n'roll group - Nowhere Boy 00:10
I'm gonna start a rock'n'roll group
Nowhere Boy Want a beer I'd love a tea - Nowhere Boy 00:04
Want a beer I'd love a tea
Nowhere Boy How do you know so much - Nowhere Boy 00:18
How do you know so much
Nowhere Boy There's just no point hating someone you love - Nowhere Boy 00:06
There's just no point hating someone you love
Nowhere Boy What is this Fucking group practice I don't think so - Nowhere Boy 00:09
What is this Fucking group practice I don't think so
Nowhere Boy Could you sign this please - Nowhere Boy 00:14
Could you sign this please
Chatroom It's difficult Come on Come on get personal - Chatroom 01:09
It's difficult Come on Come on get personal
Chatroom No No erm - Chatroom 00:04
No No erm
Savages So where do you think the best cannabis in the world comes from - Savages 00:03
So where do you think the best cannabis in the world comes...
Savages Yeah that was Mexico This is Laguna - Savages 00:07
Yeah that was Mexico This is Laguna
Kick Ass 2 Dave Narrating If I was even thinking about a Kick Ass sequelI had to get serious - Kick Ass 2 00:06
Dave Narrating If I was even thinking about a Kick Ass...
Kick Ass 2 I want to team up like Batman and RobinNobody wants to be RobinWhat's wrong with RobinWeren't you like Big Daddy's RobinOkay Robin wishes he was meI'm trying to say we should be partners you and me like the Dynamic DuoSighs I'm in the NFL DaveYou play - Kick Ass 2 00:38
I want to team up like Batman and RobinNobody wants to be...
Kick Ass 2 Hit meYou're a 15 year old girlGroansWhat the hellAct like a bitch get slapped like a bitch - Kick Ass 2 00:12
Hit meYou're a 15 year old girlGroansWhat the hellAct...
Kick Ass 2 Are you not scared to dieAre you scared you're never gonna grow into your big boy pantsI'm serious What if Spider Man and Batman got killed one night Like it could happenIf you're scared of dying one thing is certain you are going to dieMy daddy was never - Kick Ass 2 00:57
Are you not scared to dieAre you scared you're never...
Kick Ass 2 I'll take care of it - Kick Ass 2 00:23
I'll take care of it
Kick Ass 2 Dude who volunteers at your needle exchangeHis baton is so much bigger than Whispers Kick Ass'sNo YeahAnd by baton I mean penisYeah I I got that Thanks - Kick Ass 2 00:14
Dude who volunteers at your needle exchangeHis baton is so...
Kick Ass 2 This is the zero G device I inventedCan levitate any object up to a tonFor real Hell no manThis is a baseball bat wrapped in tinfoil But it fooled you - Kick Ass 2 00:13
This is the zero G device I inventedCan levitate any object...
Kick Ass 2 Ow Watch it Watch me end your lifeForget it It's just one of those dickheads that follows The Motherfucker on TwitterWho The MotherfuckerHe's some guy claiming to be the world's first supervillainHe's got like a thousand followers already What an asshole - Kick Ass 2 00:15
Ow Watch it Watch me end your lifeForget it It's just...
Kick Ass 2 You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talkingGo ahead and shoot me you little bitchThere's nothing you can do that'd make me talk GroansH Hold onI can't do this right now It's my dad's funeralDave your father loved youjust like my daddy loved meAnd I - Kick Ass 2 00:48
You're gonna eat yours if you don't start...
Kick Ass 2 You're gonna pay for what you did to my dadYour dadYou blew up my dad with a bazooka - Kick Ass 2 00:10
You're gonna pay for what you did to my dadYour dadYou...
Kick Ass 2 What is wrong with you dudeThis is not a comic book It's real lifeWhen you're dead it's doneThere's no sequel You made this realYou started itAnd I'm gonna end it Dave GroansI'll be immortal like an evil Jesus - Kick Ass 2 00:18
What is wrong with you dudeThis is not a comic book...
Kick Ass 2 Dave Narrating When Mindy leftthat's when I finally understood where my life was goingJust like it had to eventually happenthat real people would try to be superheroeseventually it had to end tooSuperheroes can't exist in the real world for a reasonHey - Kick Ass 2 00:52
Dave Narrating When Mindy leftthat's when I finally...
The Fall Guy What are you gonna do for me HuhDie I guessRight DieIs that the plan Ryder It's nothing personal - The Fall Guy 00:10
What are you gonna do for me HuhDie I guessRight DieIs that...
The Fall Guy In Southern accent It's high noon at the edge of the universe folksdramatic music swellsNow we're facing a powerful enemyAn alien species born of the worst of humanity's traitsWell what our enemy doesn't seeis that their demise is imminentAnd the most - The Fall Guy 01:14
In Southern accent It's high noon at the edge of the...
The Fall Guy And then maybe I say a little line likein Southern accent I was shooting aliens way before I was paid to - The Fall Guy 00:07
And then maybe I say a little line likein Southern accent I...
The Fall Guy Wait He has a mouth guardI don't have a mouth guard - The Fall Guy 00:06
Wait He has a mouth guardI don't have a mouth guard
Anna Karenina If you have any thought for me you will give me back my peace - Anna Karenina 00:11
If you have any thought for me you will give me back my...
Anna Karenina But I'm damned anyway - Anna Karenina 00:20
But I'm damned anyway
Anna Karenina I'll do anything you want - Anna Karenina 00:13
I'll do anything you want
Avengers: Age of Ultron You didn't see that coming - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:04
You didn't see that coming
Avengers: Age of Ultron We're just gonna let him take it - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:04
We're just gonna let him take it
Avengers: Age of Ultron We have to evolve There's no room for the weak And who decides who's weak Life Life always decides - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:14
We have to evolve There's no room for the weak And who...
Avengers: Age of Ultron We're under attack Clear the city NowGet off your asses - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:14
We're under attack Clear the city NowGet off your asses
Avengers: Age of Ultron The next wave is gonna hit any minuteWhat do you got Stark Huh Nothing greatMaybe a way to blow up the cityThat'll keep it from impacting the surfaceif you guys can get clearI asked for a solution not an escape planImpact radius is getting bigger every - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:54
The next wave is gonna hit any minuteWhat do you got Stark...