Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler quotes in movies

Dracula Hotel Transylvania 2 poster Hotel Transylvania 2 Charlie Fineman Reign Over Me poster Reign Over Me Howard Ratner Uncut Gems poster Uncut Gems Barry Egan Punch Drunk Love poster Punch Drunk Love Dracula Hotel Transylvania poster Hotel Transylvania Henry Roth 50 First Dates poster 50 First Dates Robbie Hart The Wedding Singer poster The Wedding Singer Paul Crewe The Longest Yard poster The Longest Yard Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Danny Just Go with It poster Just Go with It Sonny Koufax Big Daddy poster Big Daddy Lenny Feder Grown Ups poster Grown Ups Michael Newman Click poster Click Javier Sandooski Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo poster Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Robert Justin Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo poster Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo John Clasky Spanglish poster Spanglish Schecky Moskowitz Going Overboard poster Going Overboard Opera Man Pearl Jam Twenty poster Pearl Jam Twenty Nick Spitz Murder Mystery poster Murder Mystery Dracula Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation poster Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Lenny Feder Grown Ups 2 poster Grown Ups 2 Kenny Lustig The Week Of poster The Week Of Sandy Wexler Sandy Wexler poster Sandy Wexler Danny The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Brenner Pixels poster Pixels Tommy The Ridiculous 6 poster The Ridiculous 6 Max Simkin The Cobbler poster The Cobbler Adam Sandler Top Five poster Top Five Donny That's My Boy poster That's My Boy Jim Blended poster Blended Max The Do Over poster The Do Over Donald the Monkey Zookeeper poster Zookeeper Jack Jack and Jill poster Jack and Jill Zohan You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster You Don't Mess with the Zohan Skeeter Bronson Bedtime Stories poster Bedtime Stories Townie The Animal poster The Animal Bobby Boucher The Waterboy poster The Waterboy Moses Bulletproof poster Bulletproof Billy Madison Billy Madison poster Billy Madison Dink the Clown Shakes the Clown poster Shakes the Clown Stanley Sugerman Hustle poster Hustle Mambuza Bongo Guy The Hot Chick poster The Hot Chick Hubie Dubois Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Longfellow Deeds Mr Deeds poster Mr Deeds Satan Dirty Work poster Dirty Work Carmine Coneheads poster Coneheads Nicky Little Nicky poster Little Nicky Don Truby Men, Women & Children poster Men, Women & Children Dave Buznik Anger Management poster Anger Management Chuck Levine I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry poster I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Self Hype! poster Hype! Louie Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Pip Airheads poster Airheads Davey Eight Crazy Nights poster Eight Crazy Nights George Simmons Funny People poster Funny People Nick Murder Mystery 2 poster Murder Mystery 2 Smitty The Cosby Show poster The Cosby Show Danny Friedman You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah poster You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah Leo Leo poster Leo Jakub Prochazka Spaceman poster Spaceman Self - SNL Cast Member 1990 - 1995 Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Adam Adam Sandler: Love You poster Adam Sandler: Love You Self Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special poster Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Adam Sandler

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Mr Deeds You guys football fans The Pats could take the conference this year - Mr Deeds 00:26
You guys football fans The Pats could take the conference...
Mr Deeds He'll get 100 000 for the picture It'll be on the news in an hour - Mr Deeds 00:14
He'll get 100 000 for the picture It'll be on the...
Mr Deeds You kind of snuck up on me there I am very very sneaky sir - Mr Deeds 00:12
You kind of snuck up on me there I am very very sneaky sir
Mr Deeds So how's the elevator business treating you Reuben - Mr Deeds 00:17
So how's the elevator business treating you Reuben
Mr Deeds I got wicked bad frostbite when I was in the Scouts Check it out - Mr Deeds 00:06
I got wicked bad frostbite when I was in the Scouts Check it...
Mr Deeds The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever - Mr Deeds 00:09
The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever
Mr Deeds This company is a player on so many levels and in so many areas - Mr Deeds 00:15
This company is a player on so many levels and in so many...
Mr Deeds Ma'am you were just the victim of a New York City mugger - Mr Deeds 00:14
Ma'am you were just the victim of a New York City...
Mr Deeds Where do you hail from - Mr Deeds 00:17
Where do you hail from
Mr Deeds What are you doing in New York I'm a school nurse - Mr Deeds 00:30
What are you doing in New York I'm a school nurse
Mr Deeds I'm of Swedish ancestry - Mr Deeds 00:16
I'm of Swedish ancestry
Mr Deeds I don't know about that - Mr Deeds 00:04
I don't know about that
Mr Deeds I see why you brought me here To goof on me huh - Mr Deeds 00:15
I see why you brought me here To goof on me huh
Mr Deeds And if it wasn't for Miss Dawson being here I'd knock your heads in - Mr Deeds 00:07
And if it wasn't for Miss Dawson being here I'd...
Mr Deeds I don't mind - Mr Deeds 00:29
I don't mind
Mr Deeds I saw what you did to those guys making fun of you Nice work - Mr Deeds 00:09
I saw what you did to those guys making fun of you Nice work
Mr Deeds How did I get in these pyjamas I changed you - Mr Deeds 00:09
How did I get in these pyjamas I changed you
Mr Deeds What's up Chuck - Mr Deeds 00:05
What's up Chuck
Mr Deeds It was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds - Mr Deeds 00:09
It was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds
Mr Deeds Watch out Johnny - Mr Deeds 00:13
Watch out Johnny
Mr Deeds Now Brother Preston is soaring with eagles high above - Mr Deeds 00:54
Now Brother Preston is soaring with eagles high above
Mr Deeds It says It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys - Mr Deeds 00:14
It says It's hard to soar with the eagles when...
Mr Deeds You know when I was a kid I wanted to be a news reporter - Mr Deeds 00:23
You know when I was a kid I wanted to be a news reporter
Mr Deeds Okay but I'm not leaving without my kitties - Mr Deeds 00:15
Okay but I'm not leaving without my kitties
Mr Deeds I swear to God I'm not trying to do that - Mr Deeds 00:06
I swear to God I'm not trying to do that
Mr Deeds You got to be shitting me - Mr Deeds 00:11
You got to be shitting me
Mr Deeds What should I do about this - Mr Deeds 00:25
What should I do about this
Mr Deeds I can't run the company I can't even run my own life - Mr Deeds 00:07
I can't run the company I can't even run my own...
Mr Deeds I was a rodeo clown for six years You'll have to step it up a notch shorty - Mr Deeds 00:08
I was a rodeo clown for six years You'll have to step...
Mr Deeds Where do you got the camera hidden in the woods - Mr Deeds 00:20
Where do you got the camera hidden in the woods
Mr Deeds Here comes the black foot - Mr Deeds 00:13
Here comes the black foot
Mr Deeds You didn't really fall out of an apple tree did you - Mr Deeds 00:20
You didn't really fall out of an apple tree did you
Mr Deeds No I did not - Mr Deeds 00:37
No I did not
Mr Deeds I wanted to be a man - Mr Deeds 00:12
I wanted to be a man
Mr Deeds I bet if we ran into the 6th grade versions of ourselves right now - Mr Deeds 00:33
I bet if we ran into the 6th grade versions of ourselves...
Mr Deeds At the lake when you saved my life - Mr Deeds 00:59
At the lake when you saved my life
Mr Deeds How can I thank you - Mr Deeds 00:18
How can I thank you
Mr Deeds Hard to breathe feels like floating - Mr Deeds 00:29
Hard to breathe feels like floating
Anger Management I dare you to kiss me - Anger Management 00:10
I dare you to kiss me
Anger Management Oh my goodness Bobby Knight - Anger Management 00:24
Oh my goodness Bobby Knight
Anger Management Now Fury Fighters let's say hello to someonewho's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backsDave Hi DaveHiGood news I fed my anger monkey a banana this morningand he's feeling much better - Anger Management 00:19
Now Fury Fighters let's say hello to someonewho's...
Anger Management Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midairNice I bet you beat her goodI didn't beat anybody I touched a womanLiar Bullshitter You're a woman beaterYou can't admit it because you're a piece of garbageI don't know about all that but now l understand - Anger Management 00:23
Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midairNice I bet...
Anger Management Okay Well we're in the adult film industryAnd we're loversOne day Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Melowhich was cool it was in the script SureAnd then I asked Melo back to the house with uswhich is cool because well we like a little - Anger Management 00:44
Okay Well we're in the adult film industryAnd...
Anger Management So Davetell us about yourselfWho are youWell I am an executive assistantat a major pet products companyI don't want you to tell us what you do I want you to tell us who you areAll rightI'm a pretty good guyI like playing tennis on occasionAlso not your - Anger Management 01:06
So Davetell us about yourselfWho are youWell I am an...
Anger Management I'm a pretty good guy - Anger Management 00:06
I'm a pretty good guy
Anger Management Let me explain somethingThere are two kinds of angry people explosive and implosiveExplosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashierfor not taking their couponsImplosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after dayand finally - Anger Management 00:29
Let me explain somethingThere are two kinds of angry people...
Anger Management Yes Here's my numberGreat You're going to die bitchOops that's a letter I'm writing to my father - Anger Management 00:09
Yes Here's my numberGreat You're going to die...
Anger Management And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti Semitic remarkAre you JewishI could be But no Half Irish half ltalian half Mexican - Anger Management 00:12
And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of...
Anger Management Who's going to pay for thatRetard your anger level a few notches and listen to me Can you do thatYeah It's retarded l'm retarded - Anger Management 00:12
Who's going to pay for thatRetard your anger level a...
Anger Management Now then we need to go over some ground rulesMy girlfriend got me thatYou're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assaultand vulgar hand gesturesYou may not use rage enhancing substancessuch as caffeine nicotine alcohol crack cocaineSlippy - Anger Management 00:56
Now then we need to go over some ground rulesMy girlfriend...
Anger Management I'm feeling very angry right nowbecause I only have one bed and no couch - Anger Management 00:08
I'm feeling very angry right nowbecause I only have one...
Anger Management In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bedYeah well that's why l'm proud to be an American - Anger Management 00:11
In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four...
Anger Management Holy shit I said over easyNow why did I do thatBecause I refused to spoon with you last nightThe angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyesAlpha BitsNo matter how old l get always a culinary delightNo explanation for the egg throwing He's a psychoDon't - Anger Management 01:16
Holy shit I said over easyNow why did I do thatBecause I...
Anger Management Do you remember the flight to st Louis - Anger Management 00:18
Do you remember the flight to st Louis
Anger Management How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's talking to me I think l can handle it - Anger Management 00:07
How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's...
Anger Management Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a cheater - Anger Management 00:07
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a...
Anger Management Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says no this timel will admit that I am a failure as a therapistand release you from my programmeYou'll release me from your programmeOkayJust go over there and repeat the followingverbatimI'm sorry I - Anger Management 01:14
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says...
Anger Management I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult for meto express myselfwhen I am on the vergeof exploding in my pantsYou are too cuteGet the fuck out of here - Anger Management 00:49
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult...
Anger Management Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra offbecause it represents a team I've hated my entire lifel think you gotta keep it onWhyBecause I got a girlfriendI'm not a child DaveIf you think l'm a porker then just come right out and say itNo I - Anger Management 00:59
Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra...
Anger Management You could've told her something else I was at the bank I was at the storeI ate bad guacamole and l couldn't stop shittingAny of those would have been fine - Anger Management 00:12
You could've told her something else I was at the bank...
Anger Management She's not home Dave She went out with her pal AndreaShe doesn't know any Andreas You mean AndrewYeah that's it Andrew the testicle with legs - Anger Management 00:14
She's not home Dave She went out with her pal AndreaShe...
Anger Management Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sisterOver and over againAnd she moaned like a wildebeest - Anger Management 00:15
Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sisterOver and...
Anger Management Look everybodyPana Banana's got a heinieHe's got a heinie I give - Anger Management 00:08
Look everybodyPana Banana's got a heinieHe's got a...
Anger Management Let me ask you somethingBecause of your profession you probably have seen a lot of themDoes size count at all or is that just some weird thing guys think aboutThis is where Gina and I always get into a heated debateI like them when they're really bigAnd I - Anger Management 00:20
Let me ask you somethingBecause of your profession you...
Anger Management First it was a five second oneand then a little break because my beard gave her a tickleShe's cute And then a 10 second FrencherYou had your crazy corroded tongue in my girlfriend's mouth - Anger Management 00:16
First it was a five second oneand then a little break...
Anger Management By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's Meatballand he's eating your crab cakes right now - Anger Management 00:08
By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's...
Anger Management I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with youKids who have your eyesand your lipsand mylast name That's all I wish on them - Anger Management 00:16
I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with...
Spanglish Think seriously about getting up - Spanglish 00:08
Think seriously about getting up
Spanglish It's worked before - Spanglish 00:15
It's worked before
Spanglish This is not an argument - Spanglish 00:18
This is not an argument