Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler quotes in movies

Dracula Hotel Transylvania 2 poster Hotel Transylvania 2 Charlie Fineman Reign Over Me poster Reign Over Me Howard Ratner Uncut Gems poster Uncut Gems Barry Egan Punch Drunk Love poster Punch Drunk Love Dracula Hotel Transylvania poster Hotel Transylvania Henry Roth 50 First Dates poster 50 First Dates Robbie Hart The Wedding Singer poster The Wedding Singer Paul Crewe The Longest Yard poster The Longest Yard Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Danny Just Go with It poster Just Go with It Sonny Koufax Big Daddy poster Big Daddy Lenny Feder Grown Ups poster Grown Ups Michael Newman Click poster Click Javier Sandooski Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo poster Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Robert Justin Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo poster Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo John Clasky Spanglish poster Spanglish Schecky Moskowitz Going Overboard poster Going Overboard Opera Man Pearl Jam Twenty poster Pearl Jam Twenty Nick Spitz Murder Mystery poster Murder Mystery Dracula Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation poster Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Lenny Feder Grown Ups 2 poster Grown Ups 2 Kenny Lustig The Week Of poster The Week Of Sandy Wexler Sandy Wexler poster Sandy Wexler Danny The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Brenner Pixels poster Pixels Tommy The Ridiculous 6 poster The Ridiculous 6 Max Simkin The Cobbler poster The Cobbler Adam Sandler Top Five poster Top Five Donny That's My Boy poster That's My Boy Jim Blended poster Blended Max The Do Over poster The Do Over Donald the Monkey Zookeeper poster Zookeeper Jack Jack and Jill poster Jack and Jill Zohan You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster You Don't Mess with the Zohan Skeeter Bronson Bedtime Stories poster Bedtime Stories Townie The Animal poster The Animal Bobby Boucher The Waterboy poster The Waterboy Moses Bulletproof poster Bulletproof Billy Madison Billy Madison poster Billy Madison Dink the Clown Shakes the Clown poster Shakes the Clown Stanley Sugerman Hustle poster Hustle Mambuza Bongo Guy The Hot Chick poster The Hot Chick Hubie Dubois Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Longfellow Deeds Mr Deeds poster Mr Deeds Satan Dirty Work poster Dirty Work Carmine Coneheads poster Coneheads Nicky Little Nicky poster Little Nicky Don Truby Men, Women & Children poster Men, Women & Children Dave Buznik Anger Management poster Anger Management Chuck Levine I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry poster I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Self Hype! poster Hype! Louie Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Pip Airheads poster Airheads Davey Eight Crazy Nights poster Eight Crazy Nights George Simmons Funny People poster Funny People Nick Murder Mystery 2 poster Murder Mystery 2 Smitty The Cosby Show poster The Cosby Show Danny Friedman You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah poster You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah Leo Leo poster Leo Jakub Prochazka Spaceman poster Spaceman Self - SNL Cast Member 1990 - 1995 Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Adam Adam Sandler: Love You poster Adam Sandler: Love You Self Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special poster Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Adam Sandler

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You Don't Mess with the... I could look for clues It's my shift for community night watch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
I could look for clues It's my shift for community...
You Don't Mess with the... What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks anyways - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks...
You Don't Mess with the... Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but you get it - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but...
You Don't Mess with the... Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got rid of the apartheidOh yes the weather is much cooler - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got...
You Don't Mess with the... You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother grandma grandpa the whole familyI'm good at this - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother...
You Don't Mess with the... Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it It's right hereYou shouldn't jump aroundwhen this nice woman's holding a sharp pair of scissorsIf you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein on accidentThere's no way to stitch the - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it...
You Don't Mess with the... I will lose themNobody is following us - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
I will lose themNobody is following us
You Don't Mess with the... It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I cannot make sticky with anyone elseYou are the special oneI will only be stiff for youWho is SteveStiff with an F - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I...
You Don't Mess with the... One womanone zikpahone life - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
One womanone zikpahone life
You Don't Mess with the... And this is your Palestinian wifeYes AbbaDoes she know you're a fagalaI see This is becauseCongratulationsNow cut my hair - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:20
And this is your Palestinian wifeYes AbbaDoes she know...
Bedtime Stories What's in that bag Oh chocolate chip cookieFood Food - Bedtime Stories 00:08
What's in that bag Oh chocolate chip cookieFood Food
Bedtime Stories Happy birthday there BobbiI'm Patrick She's BobbiOh my badGot you a little something Happy birthday BobbiHere you go Picked it up at the hotel - Bedtime Stories 00:15
Happy birthday there BobbiI'm Patrick She's...
Bedtime Stories Shampoo - Bedtime Stories 00:12
Shampoo
Bedtime Stories Do not talk about school with themWhat's going on with the schoolThey're closing it down NoI'm getting laid off YouYou're like the classic school principalI mean you're you're scary and bad with people Children are nervous around you - Bedtime Stories 00:18
Do not talk about school with themWhat's going on with...
Bedtime Stories I'll do itBut you got to saySkeeter is the coolest I am a nerdSkeeter's the coolest I'm a nerdYeah you are Whoo - Bedtime Stories 00:12
I'll do itBut you got to saySkeeter is the coolest I am...
Bedtime Stories I don't know anything about plants except you try to make cakes out of them - Bedtime Stories 00:06
I don't know anything about plants except you try to...
Bedtime Stories I had to park all the way down the blockOh Well next time I should park in that box Plenty of room in there - Bedtime Stories 00:07
I had to park all the way down the blockOh Well next time I...
Bedtime Stories Oh haven't you heard Goofy's the new handsome - Bedtime Stories 00:06
Oh haven't you heard Goofy's the new handsome
Bedtime Stories Whoo What do you got here anywaysRainbow Alligator Saves the WetlandsMmm noThe Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike HelmetI'm not reading these communist books to you guysDon't you got any real stories - Bedtime Stories 00:19
Whoo What do you got here anywaysRainbow Alligator Saves the...
Bedtime Stories That's Bugsy our guinea pigWhy do you call him Bugsy Because of his eyesLet me see themWow Those eyes would be big on a cow - Bedtime Stories 00:17
That's Bugsy our guinea pigWhy do you call him Bugsy...
Bedtime Stories His name was Mr UnderappreciatedWhat's underdemeciatedUnder de what UnderdemeciatedThat's right I forgot you were sixHis name was Sir Fix A Lot - Bedtime Stories 00:16
His name was Mr UnderappreciatedWhat's...
Bedtime Stories So Sir Fix A Lot moved into a giant shoegot a bad case of athlete's facedove into a moatAh what the heck - Bedtime Stories 00:13
So Sir Fix A Lot moved into a giant shoegot a bad case of...
Bedtime Stories Do you realizegerms can reproduce 80 percent faster in bright lightOh okay Here we go nice and dark againThe germs are confused Come towards me - Bedtime Stories 00:13
Do you realizegerms can reproduce 80 percent faster in...
Bedtime Stories This is spooky - Bedtime Stories 00:04
This is spooky
Bedtime Stories Mom's gonna kill us No she isn't - Bedtime Stories 00:19
Mom's gonna kill us No she isn't
Bedtime Stories Looks like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutesWowHe keeps going like that we could make bacon out of BugsyHe's kidding Bugsy Take it easy - Bedtime Stories 00:15
Looks like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last...
Bedtime Stories You mind showing me your finest horseMy ancestors believe horse spiritcome down from mountain during time of fire windMany brave warrior walk trail of moon bearOkay yeah Look I just want to see your finest horse not a whole thing there - Bedtime Stories 00:26
You mind showing me your finest horseMy ancestors believe...
Bedtime Stories What the heck did you do that forBecause I'm angry - Bedtime Stories 00:06
What the heck did you do that forBecause I'm angry
Bedtime Stories Hey uh Do you mind sleeping over tonight I'm gonna duck out of here for a few hoursOh yeah yeah Mmm By the way umI am uh legally obliged to tell youthat I suffer from sleep panic disorderOkay and what's uh sleep panic disorderBelieve me you don't want to - Bedtime Stories 00:19
Hey uh Do you mind sleeping over tonight I'm gonna duck...
Bedtime Stories Good thing my wallet only had three dollars in itAnd my Derek Jeter baseball card - Bedtime Stories 00:08
Good thing my wallet only had three dollars in itAnd my...
Bedtime Stories I don't know but it's been said - Bedtime Stories 00:08
I don't know but it's been said
Bedtime Stories Jumping up and down on the alligator - Bedtime Stories 00:04
Jumping up and down on the alligator
Bedtime Stories We thought you were supposed to be the good guySo did I - Bedtime Stories 00:20
We thought you were supposed to be the good guySo did I
Bedtime Stories Uh Patrick hi I'm Trisha SparksI just wanted you to know that thanks for saving the schoolWestern Go WesternNo thanks necessary ma'am That's my boy That's my boyThere must be some way for me to show my appreciationOh ho ho Get itOoh Hoo hoo hoo - Bedtime Stories 00:33
Uh Patrick hi I'm Trisha SparksI just wanted you to...
Hubie Halloween Looking out for the community That's important - Hubie Halloween 00:22
Looking out for the community That's important
Hubie Halloween Say Mr Lambert - Hubie Halloween 00:23
Say Mr Lambert
Hubie Halloween I don't think he knows what boner means No definitely not - Hubie Halloween 00:05
I don't think he knows what boner means No definitely...
Hubie Halloween Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos - Hubie Halloween 00:05
Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos
Hubie Halloween Happy Halloween to all And to all a good fright - Hubie Halloween 00:06
Happy Halloween to all And to all a good fright
Blended You know I'm curiousWith so many possible reasonswhich one's the one your wife left you forCancerI'm sorry Inaturally just assumed you were divorcedIt's okayI naturally assumed your husband shot himselfSo we're even - Blended 00:32
You know I'm curiousWith so many possible reasonswhich...
Blended Hey Dad UmI have a personal errand to run and I need to borrow the carWell you can't drive without me yetand somebody's got to stay here with your sistersDad I have a personal errandWhat does that even mean You taking a hit out on somebodyDad she's - Blended 00:28
Hey Dad UmI have a personal errand to run and I need to...
Blended You know what Hooters is too good for you I'd never bring you there againWell then I guess I'll just have to learn to get through life without HootersYou've been doing a pretty damn good job so farThat doesn't make any sense I didn't realize they were - Blended 00:17
You know what Hooters is too good for you I'd never...
Blended I Googled you and Closet Queens came upYou're a lesbian No - Blended 00:09
I Googled you and Closet Queens came upYou're a lesbian...
Blended Mr Bellyflopolis the crocodiles are fakeThey're fakeYes they're fakeWhy would you make them look so realisticWell to scare the baboons awayYou just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear - Blended 00:26
Mr Bellyflopolis the crocodiles are fakeThey're fakeYes...
Blended Look childrenThe bush pig has lost its parentsso it is being cared for by Mama and Papa LionEven in nature there are blended familiesThat's nice That's sweetI may have misread that situation - Blended 00:26
Look childrenThe bush pig has lost its parentsso it is being...
Blended Did you eat pork chopswith tuna fish today at lunchYes I did I can tell - Blended 00:10
Did you eat pork chopswith tuna fish today at lunchYes I did...
Spaceman Are you okay - Spaceman 01:05
Are you okay
Spaceman Can you hear her - Spaceman 00:18
Can you hear her
Funny People Your friend Is that your friend The fatter version of you - Funny People 00:06
Your friend Is that your friend The fatter version of you
Funny People I can give you my fax number and my e mail - Funny People 00:41
I can give you my fax number and my e mail
Funny People Yeah do you actually use MySpace - Funny People 00:09
Yeah do you actually use MySpace
Funny People I don't love them I never know what to do with my hands You know - Funny People 00:06
I don't love them I never know what to do with my hands...
Funny People I mean you can write jokes for me too - Funny People 00:03
I mean you can write jokes for me too
Funny People You wanna fuck these girls - Funny People 00:07
You wanna fuck these girls
Funny People Daniel Day Lewis would've crushed that speech - Funny People 00:04
Daniel Day Lewis would've crushed that speech
Funny People The more money you make the more free shit they give you - Funny People 00:05
The more money you make the more free shit they give you
Funny People All right you can have anything in here - Funny People 00:13
All right you can have anything in here
Funny People Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you again - Funny People 00:18
Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever...
Funny People George Simmons soon will be gone - Funny People 00:23
George Simmons soon will be gone
Funny People How are you I brought my friend - Funny People 00:03
How are you I brought my friend
Funny People Are you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard - Funny People 00:04
Are you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard
Funny People George people care about you - Funny People 00:06
George people care about you
Funny People You're my closest friend and I don't even like you - Funny People 00:05
You're my closest friend and I don't even like you
Funny People I was hot - Funny People 00:17
I was hot
Funny People I would let you do that too My balls are for everybody - Funny People 00:06
I would let you do that too My balls are for everybody
Funny People I don't want to speak too soon - Funny People 00:11
I don't want to speak too soon
Funny People You know what I think you fucked up - Funny People 00:39
You know what I think you fucked up
Funny People Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us - Funny People 00:49
Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us
Funny People I'll put you on speakerphone That will be the best night of my life - Funny People 00:05
I'll put you on speakerphone That will be the best...
Funny People What I'm about to tell you because George He doesn't want to jinx it - Funny People 00:05
What I'm about to tell you because George He...