Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler quotes in movies

Dracula Hotel Transylvania 2 poster Hotel Transylvania 2 Charlie Fineman Reign Over Me poster Reign Over Me Howard Ratner Uncut Gems poster Uncut Gems Barry Egan Punch Drunk Love poster Punch Drunk Love Dracula Hotel Transylvania poster Hotel Transylvania Henry Roth 50 First Dates poster 50 First Dates Robbie Hart The Wedding Singer poster The Wedding Singer Paul Crewe The Longest Yard poster The Longest Yard Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore poster Happy Gilmore Danny Just Go with It poster Just Go with It Sonny Koufax Big Daddy poster Big Daddy Lenny Feder Grown Ups poster Grown Ups Michael Newman Click poster Click Javier Sandooski Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo poster Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Robert Justin Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo poster Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo John Clasky Spanglish poster Spanglish Schecky Moskowitz Going Overboard poster Going Overboard Opera Man Pearl Jam Twenty poster Pearl Jam Twenty Nick Spitz Murder Mystery poster Murder Mystery Dracula Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation poster Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Lenny Feder Grown Ups 2 poster Grown Ups 2 Kenny Lustig The Week Of poster The Week Of Sandy Wexler Sandy Wexler poster Sandy Wexler Danny The Meyerowitz Stories poster The Meyerowitz Stories Brenner Pixels poster Pixels Tommy The Ridiculous 6 poster The Ridiculous 6 Max Simkin The Cobbler poster The Cobbler Adam Sandler Top Five poster Top Five Donny That's My Boy poster That's My Boy Jim Blended poster Blended Max The Do Over poster The Do Over Donald the Monkey Zookeeper poster Zookeeper Jack Jack and Jill poster Jack and Jill Zohan You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster You Don't Mess with the Zohan Skeeter Bronson Bedtime Stories poster Bedtime Stories Townie The Animal poster The Animal Bobby Boucher The Waterboy poster The Waterboy Moses Bulletproof poster Bulletproof Billy Madison Billy Madison poster Billy Madison Dink the Clown Shakes the Clown poster Shakes the Clown Stanley Sugerman Hustle poster Hustle Mambuza Bongo Guy The Hot Chick poster The Hot Chick Hubie Dubois Hubie Halloween poster Hubie Halloween Self Pauly Shore Is Dead poster Pauly Shore Is Dead Longfellow Deeds Mr Deeds poster Mr Deeds Satan Dirty Work poster Dirty Work Carmine Coneheads poster Coneheads Nicky Little Nicky poster Little Nicky Don Truby Men, Women & Children poster Men, Women & Children Dave Buznik Anger Management poster Anger Management Chuck Levine I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry poster I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Self Hype! poster Hype! Louie Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Pip Airheads poster Airheads Davey Eight Crazy Nights poster Eight Crazy Nights George Simmons Funny People poster Funny People Nick Murder Mystery 2 poster Murder Mystery 2 Smitty The Cosby Show poster The Cosby Show Danny Friedman You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah poster You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah Leo Leo poster Leo Jakub Prochazka Spaceman poster Spaceman Self - SNL Cast Member 1990 - 1995 Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Adam Adam Sandler: Love You poster Adam Sandler: Love You Self Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special poster Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Adam Sandler

PrevPage of 10Next
Funny People So don't say anything - Funny People 00:03
So don't say anything
Funny People I'm not worried about that I just want you to be okay - Funny People 00:08
I'm not worried about that I just want you to be okay
Funny People Am I not allowed to be happy or something - Funny People 00:25
Am I not allowed to be happy or something
Funny People So it looks like you're blowing me when I'm fucking you in the ass you jerk - Funny People 00:05
So it looks like you're blowing me when I'm...
Funny People Thank you - Funny People 00:12
Thank you
Zookeeper Sorry I just lost my train of - Zookeeper 00:16
Sorry I just lost my train of
Zookeeper Don't get mad at us because no kid says Mommy I wanna see a crow - Zookeeper 00:09
Don't get mad at us because no kid says Mommy I wanna...
Zookeeper How did you get out of your enclosures - Zookeeper 00:10
How did you get out of your enclosures
Zookeeper How long have you been able to talk - Zookeeper 00:08
How long have you been able to talk
Zookeeper Oh man it's my fault - Zookeeper 00:18
Oh man it's my fault
That's My Boy Impress your friends - That's My Boy 00:16
Impress your friends
That's My Boy I'll teach you - That's My Boy 00:05
I'll teach you
That's My Boy My dad's gonna kick my ass - That's My Boy 00:04
My dad's gonna kick my ass
That's My Boy Take care of our baby Donny - That's My Boy 00:10
Take care of our baby Donny
That's My Boy Yeah you haven't paid taxes since '94 Donny - That's My Boy 00:11
Yeah you haven't paid taxes since '94 Donny
That's My Boy I can't afford that shit What am I a billionaire - That's My Boy 00:05
I can't afford that shit What am I a billionaire
That's My Boy We were friends for 20 years guy - That's My Boy 00:13
We were friends for 20 years guy
That's My Boy I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large so - That's My Boy 00:17
I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large so
That's My Boy Todd your old man is here - That's My Boy 00:07
Todd your old man is here
That's My Boy You know what I do remember - That's My Boy 00:12
You know what I do remember
That's My Boy Do you have any Axe body spray - That's My Boy 00:16
Do you have any Axe body spray
That's My Boy Hey look this might seem weird but do you think you would ever - That's My Boy 00:16
Hey look this might seem weird but do you think you would...
That's My Boy Your mother was a math teacher - That's My Boy 00:09
Your mother was a math teacher
That's My Boy Because of me What did I do this time - That's My Boy 00:22
Because of me What did I do this time
That's My Boy Give me a little bit of time - That's My Boy 00:04
Give me a little bit of time
That's My Boy That's my boy - That's My Boy 00:03
That's my boy
That's My Boy So you actually knew Todd's father - That's My Boy 00:17
So you actually knew Todd's father
That's My Boy All right all right Now we're talking - That's My Boy 00:34
All right all right Now we're talking
That's My Boy What's this sir - That's My Boy 00:31
What's this sir
That's My Boy You fucking You guys got your face covered in leprechaun shit - That's My Boy 00:09
You fucking You guys got your face covered in leprechaun...
That's My Boy Unless Mrs Ravensdale you want to whip them knockers out - That's My Boy 00:21
Unless Mrs Ravensdale you want to whip them knockers out
That's My Boy I just found my wedding dress covered in barf - That's My Boy 00:36
I just found my wedding dress covered in barf
That's My Boy Honey what's going on Nothing - That's My Boy 00:08
Honey what's going on Nothing
That's My Boy Hi I'm Todd Peterson - That's My Boy 00:27
Hi I'm Todd Peterson
That's My Boy Wait Are you - That's My Boy 00:27
Wait Are you
That's My Boy Donny Donny you don't - That's My Boy 00:08
Donny Donny you don't
That's My Boy Chad adultery is bad - That's My Boy 00:11
Chad adultery is bad
That's My Boy And with a United States military man no less - That's My Boy 00:18
And with a United States military man no less
Grown Ups Hey what's up LennyBuddy I thought you were gonna start working outWhat does that mean Um you're fat - Grown Ups 00:08
Hey what's up LennyBuddy I thought you were gonna start...
Grown Ups Five bucks it takes him down on one knee - Grown Ups 00:07
Five bucks it takes him down on one knee
Grown Ups Where's it taking them - Grown Ups 00:07
Where's it taking them
Grown Ups Mama I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoeHow in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleepknowing they under the same roof as Toe be Bryant over here - Grown Ups 00:11
Mama I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your...
Grown Ups Lenny remember we used to come here late night after we got wastedShhWhat's wastedNice one HiggieWasted uh kidsis something that happenswhen you have a hankering for ice creamI wanna get wasted I wanna get totally wasted - Grown Ups 00:20
Lenny remember we used to come here late night after we got...
Grown Ups Lamonsoff it's 5 in the morning Can you kill the dog nowThinking about it - Grown Ups 00:08
Lamonsoff it's 5 in the morning Can you kill the dog...
Grown Ups Higgins what are you doingI don't wear pants at my houseI'm not wearing them in your house SorryThat was a man's ass - Grown Ups 00:11
Higgins what are you doingI don't wear pants at my...
Grown Ups No no no I gotta make a sissyYou made three alreadyIt must be just oozing out at this pointShut up I'm trying to concentrateIt's taking a piss not the SATsAre you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off What the hell is thatListen to hamper bottomI think - Grown Ups 00:36
No no no I gotta make a sissyYou made three alreadyIt must...
Grown Ups Shift Shift - Grown Ups 00:03
Shift Shift
Grown Ups You have sex when they're pregnantDoes that hurt the baby McKenzie canThe baby thinks he's getting a Tootsie Roll - Grown Ups 00:08
You have sex when they're pregnantDoes that hurt the...
Grown Ups Now see that buddy - Grown Ups 00:20
Now see that buddy
Grown Ups Roxanne I have made out with about 25 different girls in this very spotand I want you to be number 26As long as I'm the last one - Grown Ups 00:09
Roxanne I have made out with about 25 different girls in...
Grown Ups Hey where's Saskatchetoon - Grown Ups 00:04
Hey where's Saskatchetoon
Murder Mystery 2 He wrote the book He wrote the book On what - Murder Mystery 2 00:06
He wrote the book He wrote the book On what
Murder Mystery 2 I'm married to this lady Everything's a negotiation I got it - Murder Mystery 2 00:05
I'm married to this lady Everything's a...
Murder Mystery 2 Here comes Brooklyn - Murder Mystery 2 00:03
Here comes Brooklyn
Just Go with It Let's do it. - Just Go with It 00:55
Let's do it.
Just Go with It So where's DannyDevlinDanny's at his weddingCome againI was never married to himAll a big lie that I made upWhy'Cause I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truthReallySo yeah I'm a single motherI have two kids that I lovemore than anything in - Just Go with It 02:31
So where's DannyDevlinDanny's at his weddingCome...
Murder Mystery You're an actress right - Murder Mystery 00:07
You're an actress right
Murder Mystery Maybe he's being watched by the killer - Murder Mystery 00:14
Maybe he's being watched by the killer
Murder Mystery Will you stop questioning everything I do - Murder Mystery 00:04
Will you stop questioning everything I do
Pixels BRENNER: Hey, Chewie. - Pixels 00:40
BRENNER: Hey, Chewie.
Pixels Hello I am a nerd from the Nerd BrigadeHere to nerd out on all your audio and visual needsDo you have to say that every time you show up at a houseIf I wanna get paid yesIsn't that kind of demeaningOnly if someone brings it upOkay I won't bring it up - Pixels 00:18
Hello I am a nerd from the Nerd BrigadeHere to nerd out on...
Pixels Huh Is it your birthdayNo my parents are getting a divorceOh So it's like 10 birthdays - Pixels 00:08
Huh Is it your birthdayNo my parents are getting a divorceOh...
Pixels Hmm Classics You mean like Halo and Call of DutyNo The real classicsDefender Pac Man AsteroidsGames you played in an arcadewhich was a building outside of your houseYou would go there with your friendslisten to music cute girls everywhereIn ancient times - Pixels 00:21
Hmm Classics You mean like Halo and Call of DutyNo The real...
Pixels I'll be right back. - Pixels 00:50
I'll be right back.
Pixels I was supposed to have a baby with my ex wifeAnd the doctor who was helping us make the babydid help us make the babyBut unfortunately I wasn't in the room - Pixels 00:12
I was supposed to have a baby with my ex wifeAnd the doctor...
Pixels For the record I'm an amazing kisserAll us nerds are'Cause we appreciate it moreYou didn't even brush your teeth this morningI ate a Tic Tac - Pixels 00:14
For the record I'm an amazing kisserAll us nerds...
Pixels BRENNER: Hey, Steve-O. - Pixels 00:11
BRENNER: Hey, Steve-O.
Pixels At this point, it's primarily data collection. - Pixels 00:27
At this point, it's primarily data collection.
Pixels Why are you following meOh GodOh God I can't believe they even let you in hereBRENNER RightColonel Van Patten you can go right into the Situation RoomYeah see they need me in the Situation Roomso have fun doing whatever you're doingMmmMr Brenner the - Pixels 00:32
Why are you following meOh GodOh God I can't believe...
Pixels Why didn't you call me thenBecause the CIA has been tapping my phonesever since I found out the Zapruder film has been editedJFK shot firstLudlow it is you - Pixels 00:15
Why didn't you call me thenBecause the CIA has been...