Clips with Ajay Naidu

Montana What the fuck is goin' on - Montana 00:13
What the fuck is goin' on
Office Space WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAMI SWEAR TO GOD ONE OF THESE DAYS I JUST KICK THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE WINDOWYOU AND ME BOTH MAN THE THING IS LUCKY I'M NOT ARMEDPIECE OF SHIT SAM IRE - Office Space 00:18
WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAMI SWEAR...
Office Space No one in this country can pronounce my name right - Office Space 00:29
No one in this country can pronounce my name right
Office Space NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY CAN EVER PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHTI IT'S NOT THAT HARD NAGHEENANAJAR NAGHEENANAJARYEAH WELL AT LEAST YOUR NAME ISN'T MICHAEL BOLTONYOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT NAMETHERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT UNTIL I WAS ABOUT 12 YEARS - Office Space 00:29
NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY CAN EVER PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHTI...
Office Space HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP GWANNA GO TO CHOTCHKIE'S GET SOME COFFEE OH IT'S A LITTLE EARLYI GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE I THINK I'M GOING TO LOSE ITUH OH SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS - Office Space 00:15
HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP GWANNA GO TO CHOTCHKIE'S GET...
Office Space WHAT IF WE'RE STILL DOING THIS WHEN WE'RE 50IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THAT KIND OF JOB SECURITY - Office Space 00:09
WHAT IF WE'RE STILL DOING THIS WHEN WE'RE 50IT...
Office Space I MEAN HE DID HELP ANNE LOSE WEIGHTPETER SHE'S ANOREXICYEAH I KNOW THE GUY'S REALLY GOOD - Office Space 00:09
I MEAN HE DID HELP ANNE LOSE WEIGHTPETER SHE'S...
Office Space IT WAS A JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS MATYOU SEE IT WOULD BE THIS MATTHAT YOU WOULD PUT ON THE FLOORAND IT WOULD HAVE DIFFERENT CONCLUSIONS WRITTEN ON ITTHAT YOU COULD JUMP TOTHAT IS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE TOMYES YES IT'S HORRIBLE THIS IDEA - Office Space 00:30
IT WAS A JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS MATYOU SEE IT WOULD BE THIS...
Office Space OUR HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR USED TO ASK US WHAT YOU WOULD DOIF YOU HAD A MILLION DOLLARS DIDN'T HAVE TO WORKAND INVARIABLY WHATEVER YOU'D SAY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR CAREERIF YOU WANTED TO FIX OLD CARS THEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN AUTO - Office Space 00:47
OUR HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR USED TO ASK US WHAT YOU...
Office Space I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I'M TIRED OF BEING PUSHED AROUND AREN'T YOUYES PETER BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING ILLEGALILLEGAL SAMIR THIS IS AMERICA - Office Space 00:12
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I'M TIRED OF BEING...
Office Space COME ON THIS ISN'T RIYADHTHEY'RE NOT GONNA SAW YOUR HANDS OFF HERE ALL RIGHTTHE WORST THEY WOULD EVER DO IS THEY WOULD PUT YOU FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHSINTO A WHITE COLLAR MINIMUM SECURITY RESORTSHIT WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKYDO YOU KNOW THEY HAVE CONJUGAL VISITS - Office Space 00:23
COME ON THIS ISN'T RIYADHTHEY'RE NOT GONNA SAW...
Office Space I HAVE A QUESTION YESIN IN THESE CONJUGAL VISITS YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH WOMENYEP YOU SURE CANOKAY I'LL DO IT - Office Space 00:16
I HAVE A QUESTION YESIN IN THESE CONJUGAL VISITS YOU CAN...
Office Space BUT LISTEN BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHERWE HAVE TO SWEAR TO GOD ALLAHTHAT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS BUT USALL RIGHT NO FAMILY MEMBERS NO GIRLFRIENDS NOBODYOF COURSE AGREEDLawrence DON'T WORRY MAN I WON'T TELL ANYONE EITHERWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NO DON'T WORRY - Office Space 00:20
BUT LISTEN BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHERWE HAVE TO SWEAR TO GOD...
Office Space KILL BACK UP IN YO' ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION - Office Space 00:05
KILL BACK UP IN YO' ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
Office Space I IS THERE SOME WAY TO JUST GIVE THE MONEY BACKWHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST HAND THEM A CHECK FOR THE EXACT AMOUNT THEY'RE MISSINGI THINK THEY'D FIGURE THAT OUT - Office Space 00:12
I IS THERE SOME WAY TO JUST GIVE THE MONEY BACKWHAT DO YOU...
Office Space ALL THAT STUFF I SAID ABOUT BEING A CRACKHEAD JUST HELPS ME SELL MAGAZINESI'M ACTUALLY AN UNEMPLOYED SOFTWARE ENGINEERYOU'RE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER YEPTHINGS UH MUST BE VERY ROUGH FOR YOUACTUALLY MAN I MAKE MORE MONEY SELLING MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONSTHAN I - Office Space 00:24
ALL THAT STUFF I SAID ABOUT BEING A CRACKHEAD JUST HELPS ME...
Office Space WE GET CAUGHT LAUNDERING MONEY WE'RE NOT GOING TO WHITE COLLAR RESORT PRISONNO NO NO WE'RE GOING TO FEDERAL POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISONI I I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ANY PRISON - Office Space 00:12
WE GET CAUGHT LAUNDERING MONEY WE'RE NOT GOING TO WHITE...
Office Space Shit This is a fuck - Office Space 00:07
Shit This is a fuck
K PAX Man HE ARRIVED AT BELLEVUE A MONTH AGOSUSPICION OF HALLUCINOGENIC INTOXICATIONBUT UH HE WAS FOUND NEGATIVE FOR SUBSTANCES OF ANY KINDHIS EKG HIS BLOOD VALUE ARE ALL NORMALTHERE'S NO SIGN OF CONCUSSION NO BRAIN TUMORNO TEMPORAL LOBE EPILEPSY NO INDICATION - K PAX 00:59
Man HE ARRIVED AT BELLEVUE A MONTH AGOSUSPICION OF...
K PAX HE MOST DEFINITELY HAS A SENSITIVITY TO WHITE LIGHTBUT I THINK IT'S HIS RANGE THAT YOU'LL FIND INTERESTINGWHAT AM I LOOKING ATHE CAN DETECT LIGHT AT A WAVELENGTH OF UP TO 300 TO 400 ANGSTROMSULTRAVIOLETOF COURSE PROT'S EXPLANATION IS THATDUE TO HIS - K PAX 00:37
HE MOST DEFINITELY HAS A SENSITIVITY TO WHITE LIGHTBUT I...
The Guru Name one lndian star in America - The Guru 00:10
Name one lndian star in America
The Guru What are you watching My Sha rona - The Guru 00:15
What are you watching My Sha rona
The Guru I talked to a real live porn star - The Guru 00:08
I talked to a real live porn star
Scary Movie 3 Tom I'll need a ride home - Scary Movie 3 00:05
Tom I'll need a ride home
Bad Santa I said I am not gay - Bad Santa 01:39
I said I am not gay
Righteous Kill He's one of the toughest human beings I've ever come into contact with - Righteous Kill 00:18
He's one of the toughest human beings I've ever...