Clips with Alan Alda

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The Mephisto Waltz We could use a new brand of scotch - The Mephisto Waltz 00:08
We could use a new brand of scotch
California Suite I love your California clothes - California Suite 00:10
I love your California clothes
California Suite My god you look so - California Suite 00:16
My god you look so
California Suite Your tan of course is perfect - California Suite 00:13
Your tan of course is perfect
California Suite Look if we're gonna banter like this - California Suite 00:33
Look if we're gonna banter like this
California Suite You drive everywhere do you - California Suite 00:06
You drive everywhere do you
California Suite You have changed Billy - California Suite 00:11
You have changed Billy
California Suite Jenny tells me you've moved - California Suite 00:10
Jenny tells me you've moved
California Suite No thank you No cigarettes either - California Suite 00:10
No thank you No cigarettes either
California Suite Would you believe I uh I run five miles every morning - California Suite 00:08
Would you believe I uh I run five miles every morning
California Suite I don't even have a pill in my medicine cabinet and I gave up analysis - California Suite 00:12
I don't even have a pill in my medicine cabinet and I...
California Suite Jenny tells me you have a new boyfriend - California Suite 00:11
Jenny tells me you have a new boyfriend
California Suite Mate wise - California Suite 00:12
Mate wise
California Suite Jenny is our daughter Ours - California Suite 00:09
Jenny is our daughter Ours
California Suite Christ Five million cigarettes - California Suite 00:15
Christ Five million cigarettes
California Suite What the hell are you so bitter about - California Suite 00:14
What the hell are you so bitter about
California Suite I don't know if your bitterness is because Jenny ran away - California Suite 00:13
I don't know if your bitterness is because Jenny ran...
California Suite She's not happy in New York Hannah - California Suite 00:14
She's not happy in New York Hannah
California Suite New York is not the center of the goddamn universe - California Suite 00:14
New York is not the center of the goddamn universe
California Suite Tell me about it Hannah - California Suite 00:26
Tell me about it Hannah
California Suite If you respect Jenny as a person then respect her right to make a free choice - California Suite 00:12
If you respect Jenny as a person then respect her right to...
California Suite Would you like to know what Jenny has to say about you - California Suite 00:21
Would you like to know what Jenny has to say about you
California Suite Why didn't you ever run for office Hannah - California Suite 00:14
Why didn't you ever run for office Hannah
California Suite No what - California Suite 00:06
No what
California Suite This is an event - California Suite 00:12
This is an event
California Suite You think she has that devious a mind - California Suite 00:06
You think she has that devious a mind
California Suite This is a new color for you Vulnerable - California Suite 00:10
This is a new color for you Vulnerable
California Suite I'll tell you one thing You're not the same woman I left nine years ago - California Suite 00:10
I'll tell you one thing You're not the same woman...
California Suite I'll open the door - California Suite 00:15
I'll open the door
The Seduction of Joe Tynan I really don't think you ought to - The Seduction of Joe Tynan 00:15
I really don't think you ought to
Sweet Liberty You're not upset are you - Sweet Liberty 00:07
You're not upset are you
Sweet Liberty I'm not a musketeer I'm a historian - Sweet Liberty 00:04
I'm not a musketeer I'm a historian
Sweet Liberty The American revolution wasn't a vaudeville show - Sweet Liberty 00:05
The American revolution wasn't a vaudeville show
Sweet Liberty The script is interesting - Sweet Liberty 00:11
The script is interesting
Sweet Liberty That's impossible Tarleton was ruthless - Sweet Liberty 00:20
That's impossible Tarleton was ruthless
Sweet Liberty You're a good comedy writer - Sweet Liberty 01:01
You're a good comedy writer
Sweet Liberty If you can do that - Sweet Liberty 00:14
If you can do that
Sweet Liberty I'm trying to get used to how different you look - Sweet Liberty 00:12
I'm trying to get used to how different you look
Sweet Liberty You know what my problem is - Sweet Liberty 00:18
You know what my problem is
Sweet Liberty Why would they take out your nerves - Sweet Liberty 00:28
Why would they take out your nerves
Sweet Liberty If you have a complaint - Sweet Liberty 00:53
If you have a complaint
Crimes and Misdemeanors Give me one second - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:20
Give me one second
Crimes and Misdemeanors Public television wants to do a documentary on me - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11
Public television wants to do a documentary on me
Crimes and Misdemeanors I'll be frank with you - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:12
I'll be frank with you
Crimes and Misdemeanors I know you don't respect what I do - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:25
I know you don't respect what I do
Crimes and Misdemeanors Right there - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14
Right there
Crimes and Misdemeanors And that's the first part of comedy - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:22
And that's the first part of comedy
Crimes and Misdemeanors Comedy is tragedy plus time - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05
Comedy is tragedy plus time
Crimes and Misdemeanors If you play your cards right - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06
If you play your cards right
Crimes and Misdemeanors You'd fire me - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:10
You'd fire me
Crimes and Misdemeanors I like mental stimulation - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05
I like mental stimulation
Crimes and Misdemeanors Why don't you come with me down to Barbados - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08
Why don't you come with me down to Barbados
Crimes and Misdemeanors MAN No Think of Oedipus - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:10
MAN No Think of Oedipus
Crimes and Misdemeanors I told you I'm putty in your hands - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06
I told you I'm putty in your hands
Crimes and Misdemeanors She's always got a zinger - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06
She's always got a zinger
Crimes and Misdemeanors We really do have to go - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:26
We really do have to go
And the Band Played On All right explain one thing to me - And the Band Played On 00:26
All right explain one thing to me
And the Band Played On I want you to send it in - And the Band Played On 00:09
I want you to send it in
Manhattan Murder Mystery This guy gets his jollies from licking stamps He's a boring - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
This guy gets his jollies from licking stamps He's a...
Manhattan Murder Mystery She wasn't on a diet This is a great way to kill somebody - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:21
She wasn't on a diet This is a great way to kill...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I'm gonna be late for my shrink You've gotta go - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:04
I'm gonna be late for my shrink You've gotta go
Manhattan Murder Mystery Now you can send him to the chair I like this woman She's lurid - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:21
Now you can send him to the chair I like this woman...
Manhattan Murder Mystery After but before the drama prize Drama prize I don't remember - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:18
After but before the drama prize Drama prize I don't...
Manhattan Murder Mystery I want to celebrate What do you want to do - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:28
I want to celebrate What do you want to do
White Mile Nick let's go a little hustle - White Mile 00:48
Nick let's go a little hustle
White Mile Is your knee hurting Dan - White Mile 00:46
Is your knee hurting Dan
Everyone Says I Love You Steffi bring down a copy of my will and an eraser okay - Everyone Says I Love You 00:06
Steffi bring down a copy of my will and an eraser okay
Everyone Says I Love You It's Bavarian pasta - Everyone Says I Love You 00:08
It's Bavarian pasta
Everyone Says I Love You I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son - Everyone Says I Love You 00:29
I can't believe I'm having this conversation with...
Everyone Says I Love You Where are we going - Everyone Says I Love You 00:28
Where are we going