Alan Ford quotes in movies

An American Werewolf in London 00:23

Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of...

Snatch 00:34

Why me

Snatch 00:32

Pull your tongue out of my arsehole

Snatch 00:21

We've lost Gorgeous George

Snatch 00:20

You're gonna have to repeat that

Snatch 00:07

I don't care if he's Muhammad ''...

Snatch 00:12

You've still got your fight No

Snatch 00:10

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums

Snatch 00:12

Listen you fucking fringe if I throw a dog a bone

Snatch 00:08

You take sugar No thank you Turkish

Snatch 00:07

Of course fucking of course

Snatch 00:11

Turkish has been a busy little bastard

Snatch 00:20

Do you know these tits Errol

Snatch 00:06

Hope this is not a bad moment

Snatch 00:22

Do you know what nemesis means

Snatch 00:12

What do you think Errol

Snatch 00:06

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary come again

Snatch 00:04

Are you taking the piss What can I do

Snatch 00:08

I can't make him do it can I

Snatch 00:34

Lock it

Snatch 00:04

Boris what are you doing here

Snatch 00:08

Pete talk to me

Snatch 00:06

Give me that fucking shooter I'll give you your shooter...