Clips with Albert Brooks

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Broadcast News Because I think we have the kind of friendship - Broadcast News 00:10
Because I think we have the kind of friendship
Broadcast News If things had gone well tonight - Broadcast News 00:28
If things had gone well tonight
Broadcast News Don't say anything about anything - Broadcast News 00:06
Don't say anything about anything
Broadcast News I'm going to miss you - Broadcast News 00:18
I'm going to miss you
Broadcast News Bastard Sneak Quitter - Broadcast News 00:06
Bastard Sneak Quitter
Broadcast News I'll meet you at the place near the thing - Broadcast News 00:06
I'll meet you at the place near the thing
Broadcast News Five six years from now - Broadcast News 00:31
Five six years from now
Defending Your Life I got a call from my mother this morning - Defending Your Life 00:38
I got a call from my mother this morning
Defending Your Life Why do you drive this What - Defending Your Life 00:24
Why do you drive this What
Defending Your Life You don't wanna be alone on your birthday - Defending Your Life 00:20
You don't wanna be alone on your birthday
Defending Your Life You know if you really wanna make this whole place seem more like earth - Defending Your Life 00:22
You know if you really wanna make this whole place seem more...
Defending Your Life Is this heaven No it isn't heaven - Defending Your Life 00:13
Is this heaven No it isn't heaven
Defending Your Life For example I use 48 of my brain Do you know how much you use - Defending Your Life 00:18
For example I use 48 of my brain Do you know how much you...
Defending Your Life Now being from earth as you are - Defending Your Life 01:08
Now being from earth as you are
Defending Your Life We have about 400 000 residents here - Defending Your Life 01:11
We have about 400 000 residents here
Defending Your Life But there was one person you were really cheap with - Defending Your Life 00:15
But there was one person you were really cheap with
Defending Your Life Good Oh there's a nice looking young man over there - Defending Your Life 00:08
Good Oh there's a nice looking young man over there
Defending Your Life What is this It's my hotel - Defending Your Life 00:28
What is this It's my hotel
Defending Your Life I pretty much never lied to him - Defending Your Life 00:59
I pretty much never lied to him
Defending Your Life What did you finally invest in Mr Miller Do you remember - Defending Your Life 00:21
What did you finally invest in Mr Miller Do you remember
Defending Your Life Offer me 55 000 No more - Defending Your Life 00:51
Offer me 55 000 No more
Defending Your Life Seriously the best hot dogs in judgment city - Defending Your Life 00:15
Seriously the best hot dogs in judgment city
Defending Your Life I can't get you out of my mind - Defending Your Life 00:41
I can't get you out of my mind
Defending Your Life We went to visit some friends for the weekend - Defending Your Life 00:26
We went to visit some friends for the weekend
Defending Your Life Where were you I'm just curious - Defending Your Life 00:16
Where were you I'm just curious
Defending Your Life You're gonna eat a lot with us tonight no - Defending Your Life 00:29
You're gonna eat a lot with us tonight no
Defending Your Life No You do - Defending Your Life 00:23
No You do
Defending Your Life Daniel Julia I - Defending Your Life 00:29
Daniel Julia I
Defending Your Life Daniel - Defending Your Life 00:19
Daniel
Defending Your Life Hold on Hold on Just please hold on - Defending Your Life 00:22
Hold on Hold on Just please hold on
I'll Do Anything Do you wanna have a little sex huh - I'll Do Anything 00:23
Do you wanna have a little sex huh
The Scout God says people can make mistakes - The Scout 00:14
God says people can make mistakes
The Scout Ron I'm on a different phone Don't yell - The Scout 00:08
Ron I'm on a different phone Don't yell
The Scout I got it for you - The Scout 00:13
I got it for you
The Scout I never thought I'd say this - The Scout 00:11
I never thought I'd say this
The Scout Al you're like a dad to me - The Scout 00:15
Al you're like a dad to me
Critical Care And by the way when I drink only perform mundane tasks anyway - Critical Care 00:11
And by the way when I drink only perform mundane tasks...
Critical Care If there's no reasonable prospect of cure why should we proceed - Critical Care 00:12
If there's no reasonable prospect of cure why should we...
Critical Care You know it's these HMOs that have confused the issue - Critical Care 00:22
You know it's these HMOs that have confused the issue
Critical Care My question is - Critical Care 00:31
My question is
Critical Care When those lawyers start crawling all over you - Critical Care 00:07
When those lawyers start crawling all over you
Critical Care But Dr Miller said Tell doctor Miller that his head is full of horse shit - Critical Care 00:10
But Dr Miller said Tell doctor Miller that his head is full...
Critical Care Ernst Stay away from him - Critical Care 00:30
Ernst Stay away from him
Out of Sight Five hundred bucks for a pillow - Out of Sight 00:14
Five hundred bucks for a pillow
Out of Sight You'll tell this guy to fuck off - Out of Sight 00:46
You'll tell this guy to fuck off
Out of Sight Are those my suits - Out of Sight 00:12
Are those my suits
The Muse Isn't Josh a doll - The Muse 00:14
Isn't Josh a doll
The Muse Uh huh Is that the worst a person can get - The Muse 00:09
Uh huh Is that the worst a person can get
The Muse I'm working on a remake of Raging Bull Really - The Muse 00:35
I'm working on a remake of Raging Bull Really
The Muse Oh my God Our best sheets - The Muse 00:16
Oh my God Our best sheets
The Muse Well thank you very much Josh - The Muse 00:10
Well thank you very much Josh
The Muse The Muse The Muse - The Muse 00:11
The Muse The Muse
Finding Nemo What's wrong - Finding Nemo 01:06
What's wrong
Finding Nemo How old are you - Finding Nemo 00:17
How old are you
Finding Nemo Wow Mm hmmWow Yes MarlinNo I see it It's beautifulSo Coral when you said you wanted an ocean viewyou didn't think you'd get the whole ocean did youOh yeah A fish can breathe out hereDid your man deliver or did he deliverMy man delivered And it wasn't so - Finding Nemo 00:28
Wow Mm hmmWow Yes MarlinNo I see it It's beautifulSo...
Finding Nemo We still have to name themYou want to name all of them right nowAll right we'll name this half Marlin Juniorand this half Coral JuniorOK we're done I like NemoNemo We'll name one Nemobut I'd like most of them to be Marlin Junior - Finding Nemo 00:21
We still have to name themYou want to name all of them right...
Finding Nemo What if they don't like meMarlin No reallyThere's over 400 eggs Odds are one will like you - Finding Nemo 00:10
What if they don't like meMarlin No reallyThere's...
Finding Nemo Where did everybody goCoral get inside the houseNo Coral don't They'll be fineJust get inside You right now - Finding Nemo 00:20
Where did everybody goCoral get inside the houseNo Coral...
Finding Nemo I promise I will never let anything happen to youNemo - Finding Nemo 00:08
I promise I will never let anything happen to youNemo
Finding Nemo How many stripes do I have I'm fineAnswer the stripe question ThreeNo See Something's wrong with youI have one two three That's all I have - Finding Nemo 00:11
How many stripes do I have I'm fineAnswer the stripe...
Finding Nemo Forgot to brush OhhDo you want this anemone to sting youYes Brush - Finding Nemo 00:09
Forgot to brush OhhDo you want this anemone to sting youYes...
Finding Nemo What's the one thing we have to remember about the oceanIt's not safe That's my boy - Finding Nemo 00:07
What's the one thing we have to remember about the...
Finding Nemo Maybe while I'm at school I'll see a sharkI highly doubt that Have you ever met a sharkNo and I don't plan toHow old are sea turtles I don't knowSandy Plankton from next doorhe says that sea turtles live to be about 100 years oldIf I ever meet a sea - Finding Nemo 00:24
Maybe while I'm at school I'll see a sharkI highly...
Finding Nemo Dad you're not going to freak outlike you did at the petting zoo are youThat snail was about to charge - Finding Nemo 00:08
Dad you're not going to freak outlike you did at the...
Finding Nemo You're doing pretty well for a first timerYou can't hold on to them forever can youI had a tough time with my oldest out at the drop offThey got to grow up The drop offThey're going to the drop off What are you insaneWhy don't we fry them up now and serve - Finding Nemo 00:28
You're doing pretty well for a first timerYou...
Finding Nemo They're going to the drop off What are you insaneWhy don't we fry them up now and serve them with chips - Finding Nemo 00:08
They're going to the drop off What are you insaneWhy...
Finding Nemo OK I was right You'll start school in a year or twoNo Dad Just because you're scared of the oceanClearly you're not readyand you're not coming back until you areYou think you can do these thingsbut you just can't NemoI hate you - Finding Nemo 00:16
OK I was right You'll start school in a year or twoNo...
Finding Nemo You think you can do these thingsbut you just can't Nemo - Finding Nemo 00:05
You think you can do these thingsbut you just can't...
Finding Nemo Oh my gosh Nemo's swimming out to seaNemoWhat do you think you're doingYou'll get stuck out thereand I'll have to get you before another fish doesGet back hereI said get back here nowStop You take one more move misterDon't you dareIf you put one fin on - Finding Nemo 00:58
Oh my gosh Nemo's swimming out to seaNemoWhat do you...
Finding Nemo NemoWhat do you think you're doingYou'll get stuck out thereand I'll have to get you before another fish doesGet back hereI said get back here nowStop You take one more move misterDon't you dareIf you put one fin on that boatAre you listening to meDon't - Finding Nemo 00:32
NemoWhat do you think you're doingYou'll get stuck...