Clips with Albert Brooks

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Finding Nemo A boat Hey I've seen a boatYou have It passed by not too long agoA white one Hi I'm DoryWhere Which wayOh oh oh It went this wayIt went this way Follow meThank you Thank you thank you so muchNo problemHeyWaitWill you quit it WhatI'm trying to swim here - Finding Nemo 01:24
A boat Hey I've seen a boatYou have It passed by not...
Finding Nemo Oh oh oh It went this wayIt went this way Follow meThank you Thank you thank you so muchNo problemHeyWaitWill you quit it WhatI'm trying to swim here Ocean isn't big enough for youYou got a problem buddy Huh HuhDo you Do you You want a piece of meOoh I'm - Finding Nemo 01:16
Oh oh oh It went this wayIt went this way Follow meThank you...
Finding Nemo If this is some kind of joke it's not funny and I know funny - Finding Nemo 00:06
If this is some kind of joke it's not funny and I know...
Finding Nemo If this is some kind of practical joke it's not funnyAnd I know funny I'm a clownfish - Finding Nemo 00:07
If this is some kind of practical joke it's not...
Finding Nemo Something's wrong with you really - Finding Nemo 00:05
Something's wrong with you really
Finding Nemo I can't read human - Finding Nemo 00:08
I can't read human
Finding Nemo All right anyone elseHow about you mate What's your problemMe I don't have a problemOh OKDenial Aah - Finding Nemo 00:11
All right anyone elseHow about you mate What's your...
Finding Nemo There was this molluskand he walks up to a sea cucumberNormally they don't talk sea cucumbersbut in a joke everyone talksso the sea mollusk says to the cucumberDaddyNemoNemo Ha ha Nemo I don't get itFor a clownfish he's not that funny - Finding Nemo 00:24
There was this molluskand he walks up to a sea...
Finding Nemo No no no no He's my sonHe was taken by these diversHumans think they own everythingProbably American - Finding Nemo 00:12
No no no no He's my sonHe was taken by these...
Finding Nemo I can't read humanWe got to find a fish that can read thisHey look sharks No no no Dory - Finding Nemo 00:07
I can't read humanWe got to find a fish that can read...
Finding Nemo Oh I'm sorry Are you OKOw ow ow I'm so sorryYou really clocked me there Am I bleedingOhh Ow ow owDory are you OK OhhOhh that's goodIntervention - Finding Nemo 00:19
Oh I'm sorry Are you OKOw ow ow I'm so sorryYou...
Finding Nemo There's no way out There's got to be a way to escape Who is it Help me find a way out Sorry You'll have to come back later We're trying to escape There's no way out There's got to be a way out Here's something Es ca pé I wonder what that means It's - Finding Nemo 00:22
There's no way out There's got to be a way to...
Finding Nemo There's got to be a way to escapeWho is itDory help me find a way outSorry Come back later We're trying to escapeThere's got to be a way out Here's somethingEs cap e I wonder what that meansFunny It's spelled just like escape - Finding Nemo 00:20
There's got to be a way to escapeWho is itDory help me...
Finding Nemo Who is it Help me find a way out Sorry You'll have to come back later We're trying to escape - Finding Nemo 00:07
Who is it Help me find a way out Sorry You'll have to...
Finding Nemo Wait a minute You can readI can read That's right I can read - Finding Nemo 00:06
Wait a minute You can readI can read That's right I can...
Finding Nemo Wait a minute You can read I can read That's right - Finding Nemo 00:06
Wait a minute You can read I can read That's right
Finding Nemo Hold my fin - Finding Nemo 00:07
Hold my fin
Finding Nemo Hey Mr Grumpy Gillswhen life gets you down know what you got to doI don't want to know Just keep swimmingJust keep swimming swimming swimmingWhat do we do We swim swimDory no singingHo ho ho ho ho hoI love to swimWhen you want to swimSee I'm going to get - Finding Nemo 00:30
Hey Mr Grumpy Gillswhen life gets you down know what you got...
Finding Nemo Dory do you see anythingAah Something's got me That was me I'm sorryWho's that Who could it be It's meAre you my conscienceYeah yeah I'm your conscienceWe haven't spoken for a while How are youCan't complain Yeah GoodNow Dory I want you to tell meDo you - Finding Nemo 00:33
Dory do you see anythingAah Something's got me That was...
Finding Nemo Hey conscience am I dead No I see it tooWhat is itIt's so prettyI'm feeling happywhich is a big deal for meI want to touch itOh OohHey come back Come on back hereI'm gonna get youI'm gonna get youI'm gonna swim with youI'm gonna get youI'm gonna be your - Finding Nemo 00:44
Hey conscience am I dead No I see it tooWhat is itIt's...
Finding Nemo I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm deadI died I'm dead - Finding Nemo 00:07
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm deadI...
Finding Nemo We did it we did itOh yeah yeah yeahNo eating here tonight whooEating here tonightNo no no eating here tonightDory You on a diet - Finding Nemo 00:12
We did it we did itOh yeah yeah yeahNo eating here tonight...
Finding Nemo I just can't afford any more delaysand you're one of those fish that cause delaysSometimes it's a good thingThere's a whole group of fish They're delay fishYou meanYou mean you don't like meNo of course I like youIt's because I like you I don't want to be - Finding Nemo 00:23
I just can't afford any more delaysand you're one...
Finding Nemo It's because I like you I don't want to be with youIt's a complicated emotion - Finding Nemo 00:08
It's because I like you I don't want to be with...
Finding Nemo Hey hey You like impressionsMm hmmJust like in rehearsals gentlemenSo what are we Take a guessOh oh I've seen one of thoseI'm a fish with a nose like a swordWait wait um It's a swordfishHey clown boy let the lady guessWhere's the butterOoh It's on the tip - Finding Nemo 00:31
Hey hey You like impressionsMm hmmJust like in rehearsals...
Finding Nemo Will somebody please give me directionsHa ha ha ha ha I'm seriousBlah blah blah me me blahBlah blah blah me me me - Finding Nemo 00:11
Will somebody please give me directionsHa ha ha ha ha...
Finding Nemo Hey what's the matter What's the matterWhile they're doing their silly little impressionsI am miles from home with a fish that can't remember her nameI bet that's frustratingMeanwhile my son is out thereYour son Chico NemoBut it doesn't matter because no - Finding Nemo 00:24
Hey what's the matter What's the matterWhile...
Finding Nemo OK let's go No no Bad trenchCome on we'll swim over this thingWhoa partner Little red flag going upSomething's telling me to swim through it not over itAre you looking at this thingIt's got death written all over itI really really really think we should - Finding Nemo 00:32
OK let's go No no Bad trenchCome on we'll swim...
Finding Nemo Trust me on this Trust youYes trust It's what friends do - Finding Nemo 00:06
Trust me on this Trust youYes trust It's what friends...
Finding Nemo This is bad Dory Hey watch thisBoing BoingDoryYou can't catch meDon't bounce on the topsThey will not sting youThe tops don't sting you Two in a row Beat thatDory listen to me I have an idea a gameA game YesI love games Pick me Here's the gameWhoever can - Finding Nemo 00:39
This is bad Dory Hey watch thisBoing BoingDoryYou can't...
Finding Nemo We're cheating death now That's what we're doingBut we're having fun at the same timeI can do this Just be carefulYeah careful I don't make you cry when I winI don't think soHa ha ha haWhoaGive it up old manYou can't fight evolution I was built for - Finding Nemo 00:25
We're cheating death now That's what we're...
Finding Nemo DudeUhh DudeFocus dude DudeOhhOh he lives Hey dudeOhh What happenedSaw the whole thing dudeFirst you were all like Whoaand then we were all like Whoaand then you were like WhoaWhat are you talking aboutYou mini man Takin' on the jelliesYou got serious - Finding Nemo 01:03
DudeUhh DudeFocus dude DudeOhhOh he lives Hey dudeOhh What...
Finding Nemo Oh my goodness Kill the motor dude - Finding Nemo 00:05
Oh my goodness Kill the motor dude
Finding Nemo But dude how do you know when they're readyWell you never really knowBut when they know you'll know you know Ha - Finding Nemo 00:10
But dude how do you know when they're readyWell you...
Finding Nemo All right we're here dudes Get ready Your exit's coming up man Where I don't see it Right there I see it I see it You mean the swirling vortex of terror That's it dude - Finding Nemo 00:16
All right we're here dudes Get ready Your exit's...
Finding Nemo Squirt here will now give you a rundown on proper exiting technique Good afternoon We're going to have a great jump today Crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall There's a screaming bottom turn so watch out Remember rip it roll it and punch it It's like - Finding Nemo 00:29
Squirt here will now give you a rundown on proper exiting...
Finding Nemo Squirt give you a rundown of proper exiting techniqueGood afternoon We'll have a great jump todayOK crank a hard cutback as you hit the wallThere's a screaming bottom turn so watch outRemember rip it roll it and punch itHe's trying to speak to me I know - Finding Nemo 00:29
Squirt give you a rundown of proper exiting techniqueGood...
Finding Nemo Ooh Hey Crush I forgotHow old are you150 dude And still young Rock on - Finding Nemo 00:11
Ooh Hey Crush I forgotHow old are you150 dude And still...
Finding Nemo How about we play a gameOKOK I'm thinking of something orangeand it's smallIt's me RightIt's orange and smallIt's meAll righty Mr SmartypantsAnd it's orange and small and white stripesMe And the next one just a guess meThat's just scary Wait wait wait - Finding Nemo 00:27
How about we play a gameOKOK I'm thinking of something...
Finding Nemo Now let's ask somebody for directionsFine Who do you want to ask the speck - Finding Nemo 00:06
Now let's ask somebody for directionsFine Who do you...
Finding Nemo Dory Dory Dory Now it's my turnI'm thinking of something dark and mysteriousIt's a fish we don't know If we ask it directionsit could ingest us and spit out our bonesWhat is it with men and asking for directionsI don't want to play the gender card right - Finding Nemo 00:16
Dory Dory Dory Now it's my turnI'm thinking of...
Finding Nemo Excuse me Whoo hoo Little fellaHello Don't be rude Say hiHa HelloHis son Bingo NemoNemo was taken to SydneySydney And it's really really importantthat we get there as fast as we canso can you help us outCome on little fella Come onDory I'm a little fellaI - Finding Nemo 00:34
Excuse me Whoo hoo Little fellaHello Don't be rude Say...
Finding Nemo Maybe he only speaks whaleMooo Weee neeedDory Tooo fiind his sonWhat are you doing Are you sure you speak whaleCan youuuu give us diiirectionsssDory Heaven knows what you're sayingSee he's swimming away Cooome baaackHe's not coming back You offended - Finding Nemo 00:48
Maybe he only speaks whaleMooo Weee neeedDory Tooo fiind his...
Finding Nemo It's just as well He might be hungryWhales don't eat clownfish They eat krillSwim away Oh look krill - Finding Nemo 00:11
It's just as well He might be hungryWhales don't...
Finding Nemo I have to get out I have to find my sonI have to tell him how old sea turtles are - Finding Nemo 00:10
I have to get out I have to find my sonI have to tell him...
Finding Nemo No I promised him I'd never let anything happen to himHuh That's a funny thing to promiseWhatYou can't never let anything happen to himThen nothing would ever happen to himNot much fun for little Harpo - Finding Nemo 00:24
No I promised him I'd never let anything happen to...
Finding Nemo The water's going down It's going downReally You sure about thatLook Already it's half emptyI'd say it's half fullStop that It's half empty - Finding Nemo 00:18
The water's going down It's going downReally You...
Finding Nemo Look Already it's half emptyI'd say it's half full - Finding Nemo 00:05
Look Already it's half emptyI'd say it's half...
Finding Nemo Of course he wants us to go thereThat's eating usHow do I taste Moby Do I taste good - Finding Nemo 00:09
Of course he wants us to go thereThat's eating usHow do...
Finding Nemo What is going onI'll check WhaaatNo more whale You can't speak whaleYes I can No you can'tYou think you can do these things but you can't Nemo - Finding Nemo 00:15
What is going onI'll check WhaaatNo more whale You...
Finding Nemo How do you know something bad isn't gonna happenI don't - Finding Nemo 00:07
How do you know something bad isn't gonna happenI...
Finding Nemo Thank you sir Wow I wish I could speak whale - Finding Nemo 00:08
Thank you sir Wow I wish I could speak whale
Finding Nemo DuckThat's not a duck It's a pelican - Finding Nemo 00:07
DuckThat's not a duck It's a pelican
Finding Nemo Duck That's not a duck It's a pelican - Finding Nemo 00:07
Duck That's not a duck It's a pelican
Finding Nemo No I didn't come this far to be breakfast - Finding Nemo 00:05
No I didn't come this far to be breakfast
Finding Nemo All right Gerald Fish got your tongueAah Love a duck - Finding Nemo 00:08
All right Gerald Fish got your tongueAah Love a duck
Finding Nemo I can't go in there Yes you can Charge - Finding Nemo 00:06
I can't go in there Yes you can Charge
Finding Nemo What is that - Finding Nemo 00:14
What is that
Finding Nemo No No you can'tStopPlease don't go awayPleaseNo one's ever stuck with me for so long beforeAnd if you leave I justI remember things better with youI do Look P Sherman 4242I remember it I do It's thereI know it is because when I look at youI can feel itI - Finding Nemo 00:54
No No you can'tStopPlease don't go awayPleaseNo...
Finding Nemo Hey guess what WhatSea turtles I met oneAnd he was 150 years old150 YepSandy Plankton said they only live to be 100Sandy PlanktonDo you think I would cross the entire oceanand not know as much as Sandy PlanktonHa ha ha He was 150 Not 100 - Finding Nemo 00:30
Hey guess what WhatSea turtles I met oneAnd he was 150 years...
Finding Nemo The sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and saysWith fronds like these who needs anemones - Finding Nemo 00:08
The sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and saysWith...
The In Laws Jer you all right You haven't touched your food - The In Laws 00:12
Jer you all right You haven't touched your food
The In Laws Doctor do you know what a roofie is - The In Laws 00:22
Doctor do you know what a roofie is
The In Laws Jerry Katherine - The In Laws 00:12
Jerry Katherine
The In Laws People think we are insane - The In Laws 00:12
People think we are insane
The In Laws Because I got what they Well they call wet bone - The In Laws 00:15
Because I got what they Well they call wet bone
The In Laws But as a man there are certain things I can only do with other men - The In Laws 00:09
But as a man there are certain things I can only do with...
The In Laws Like butter on mashed potatoes huh That lasted about 10 minutes - The In Laws 00:07
Like butter on mashed potatoes huh That lasted about 10...
The In Laws That was fun Yeah Blackmail It's terrific - The In Laws 00:06
That was fun Yeah Blackmail It's terrific
The In Laws I don't know one person here Not one person - The In Laws 00:11
I don't know one person here Not one person