Clips with Albert Brooks

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The In Laws I'm sorry I called you the worst father in the world I really didn't mean it - The In Laws 00:12
I'm sorry I called you the worst father in the world I...
The In Laws Six people on a beach - The In Laws 00:22
Six people on a beach
The In Laws Call me - The In Laws 00:15
Call me
Looking for Comedy in the... ALBERT Oh let's not use the word doable looking at her - Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World 00:06
ALBERT Oh let's not use the word doable looking at her
Looking for Comedy in the... Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere - Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World 00:06
Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere
Looking for Comedy in the... Why is there no Halloween in India - Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World 00:09
Why is there no Halloween in India
Looking for Comedy in the... Why is everybody talking to me - Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World 00:05
Why is everybody talking to me
Looking for Comedy in the... If you guys ever make a dirty bomb - Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World 00:05
If you guys ever make a dirty bomb
The Simpsons Movie Mr PresidentJa that is mePollution in Springfield has reached crisis levelsI hate this job Everything's crisis this and end of the world thatNobody opens with a joke I miss Danny De VitoYou want a joke huh Stop me if you've heard this oneLook at those - The Simpsons Movie 01:03
Mr PresidentJa that is mePollution in Springfield has...
The Simpsons Movie My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPAThe whatEnvironmental Protection Agency Come againLook I'm a man on a big TV Just listen - The Simpsons Movie 00:12
My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPAThe...
The Simpsons Movie Springfield has become Springfieldthe most polluted city in the history of the planetDrama queen - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
Springfield has become Springfieldthe most polluted city in...
The Simpsons Movie You mean we're trapped like ratsNo rats can't be trapped this easily You're trapped like carrots - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
You mean we're trapped like ratsNo rats can't be...
The Simpsons Movie Sir I'm afraid you've gone mad with powerOf course Ever try going mad without power It's boring No one listens to you - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
Sir I'm afraid you've gone mad with powerOf course...
The Simpsons Movie Anyone can pick something when they know what it isIt takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless aboutOkay I pick three Try againOne Five Go higher Too highThree You said threeSix Two There is no six Double itFour As you wish sir - The Simpsons Movie 00:17
Anyone can pick something when they know what it isIt takes...
The Simpsons Movie Your government realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistakeTherefore we're commencing with Operation Soaring EagleWhich involves killing you all - The Simpsons Movie 00:13
Your government realized that putting you inside this dome...
The Simpsons Movie You wanna know how I do itFour generations of inbreeding - The Simpsons Movie 00:06
You wanna know how I do itFour generations of inbreeding
The Simpsons Movie I was tricked by an idiotHey I know how you feel I was beat in tic tac toe by a chicken - The Simpsons Movie 00:09
I was tricked by an idiotHey I know how you feel I was beat...
The Simpsons Movie Hello HomerSo we meet at last whoever you areThere's two things they don't teach you at Harvard Business SchoolHow to cope with defeat and how to handle a shotgunI'm going to do both right nowWait If you kill my dadyou'll never know where the treasure is - The Simpsons Movie 00:47
Hello HomerSo we meet at last whoever you areThere's...
Drive What do you got that the big professional race teams don'tI got the driverYou just told me they had half a dozen driversNot like this oneThis kid is specialI've been working with him for a whileI've never seen anything like itIf I had the money I'd back - Drive 00:30
What do you got that the big professional race teams...
Drive Fuck you eating chink food in my fucking restaurantWhat's a Jew doing running a pizzeria - Drive 00:07
Fuck you eating chink food in my fucking...
Drive Kid I want you to meet Mr Bernie RoseNice to meet YOUMy hands are a little dirtySo are mine - Drive 00:17
Kid I want you to meet Mr Bernie RoseNice to meet YOUMy...
Drive We paid 300 fucking grand for this piece of shitI paid for it Out of my own pocketThis is just the shellIt's the inside that counts not the outsideRight Shannon You are correct sirFuck that shit I pay 300 for something I want everybody to fucking see itOf - Drive 00:39
We paid 300 fucking grand for this piece of shitI paid for...
Drive Did Shannon ever tell you now we metNoI used to produce moviesIn the '8OsKind of like action films Sexy stuffOne critic called them EuropeanI thought they were shitAnyway he arranged all the cars for me Did all the stuntsI liked him I liked having him - Drive 01:00
Did Shannon ever tell you now we metNoI used to produce...
Drive Shut the fuck upyou fucking monkey - Drive 00:07
Shut the fuck upyou fucking monkey
Drive I'm going to tell you something - Drive 00:29
I'm going to tell you something
Drive Now it's your turn to clean up after me - Drive 00:05
Now it's your turn to clean up after me
Drive My partner is a belligerent asshole with his back against the wallRight now so am I - Drive 00:09
My partner is a belligerent asshole with his back against...
Drive Where's the money nowIt's in the carCome on - Drive 00:17
Where's the money nowIt's in the carCome on
The Little Prince StopTake your hands off her What StopI'm not a failure I'mI'm the Little PrinceWhatHe thinks he's little and a princeWonderfulLook at me I'm a bumble beeWhat are you A duckHe's hopelessI'm not hopeless I'm hopefulThat's right I'm full of hopeAnd I love a - The Little Prince 01:01
StopTake your hands off her What StopI'm not a failure...
This Is 40 I just figured out what your problem is - This Is 40 00:21
I just figured out what your problem is
Finding Dory Huh? MARLIN: A white boat! - Finding Dory 00:32
Huh? MARLIN: A white boat!
Finding Dory Hey, Marlin? - Finding Dory 00:40
Hey, Marlin?
Finding Dory I'll forget Please help me find my familyYeah Dad you can get us all the way across the ocean RightNo SIGHSBut I know a guy - Finding Dory 00:16
I'll forget Please help me find my familyYeah Dad you...
Finding Dory Totally sick Totally sickI know Isn't it greatNo I'm gonna be totally sick - Finding Dory 00:10
Totally sick Totally sickI know Isn't it greatNo...
Finding Dory Go wait over there and forget It's what you do best - Finding Dory 00:06
Go wait over there and forget It's what you do best
Finding Dory MARLIN: Becky! - Finding Dory 00:32
MARLIN: Becky!
Finding Dory I trust Becky You trust her Becky's eating a cup - Finding Dory 00:06
I trust Becky You trust her Becky's eating a cup
Finding Dory Hank? Oh, Hank. There you are. Wow. You got us out of there. Huh. I did. I got us out of there. I me - Finding Dory 00:57
Hank? Oh, Hank. There you are. Wow. You got us out of there....
Finding Dory Something about a clam Or NoNo an oyster NoMollusc NoSomething NoI don't No No clam - Finding Dory 00:08
Something about a clam Or NoNo an oyster NoMollusc...
Finding Dory MAN 1: Hey, so how much more we got left to load? - Finding Dory 00:40
MAN 1: Hey, so how much more we got left to load?
Finding Dory I'm coming Mommy! - Finding Dory 00:13
I'm coming Mommy!
Finding Dory She should just pick 2 and let's go DadWhat I'm kidding It's a reunion - Finding Dory 00:07
She should just pick 2 and let's go DadWhat I'm...
Finding Dory Seriously That's a lot of eyeballs doing nothing - Finding Dory 00:05
Seriously That's a lot of eyeballs doing nothing
Finding Dory It really is quite a viewYepUnforgettable - Finding Dory 00:12
It really is quite a viewYepUnforgettable
The Secret Life of Pets OkayHe's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eatI'm done playing niceWhere is MaxOwTell meOohLet me finish OwHelp me OwDon't look at him Look at meNobody can help youWhere is Max - The Secret Life of Pets 00:25
OkayHe's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eatI'm...
Concussion Sometimes in life you know you just - Concussion 00:08
Sometimes in life you know you just
Concussion How much has that cost you so far - Concussion 00:13
How much has that cost you so far
Concussion What did you think they were gonna say Thank you - Concussion 00:08
What did you think they were gonna say Thank you
Concussion The NFL owns a day of the week - Concussion 00:10
The NFL owns a day of the week
Concussion I think you're gonna be an American hero - Concussion 00:08
I think you're gonna be an American hero
Concussion I just kept sending them back out there - Concussion 00:35
I just kept sending them back out there
Concussion What if they show up here with a warrant - Concussion 00:06
What if they show up here with a warrant
Concussion Cyril um - Concussion 00:27
Cyril um
Concussion I solved the problem - Concussion 00:13
I solved the problem