Clips with Albert Brooks

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Taxi Driver We have to emphasize mandatory welfare That's the issue to pushFirst push the man then the issueSenator Palantine is a dynamic manAn intelligent interesting fresh fascinating manYou forgot sexyI did not forget sexyListen to you You sound like you're - Taxi Driver 00:23
We have to emphasize mandatory welfare That's the issue...
Taxi Driver Does he bother you NoYou mean yes and you're being sarcasticOh you're quick You're really quickWell I try to be real quickI'll play the male in this relationshipGood luckAnd tell him to moveAnd I don't need good luck Thank youOh yes you do You just think - Taxi Driver 00:21
Does he bother you NoYou mean yes and you're being...
Real Life During the time they stayed here - Real Life 00:24
During the time they stayed here
Real Life Only six of these cameras were ever made - Real Life 00:10
Only six of these cameras were ever made
Real Life Our research was so thorough - Real Life 00:25
Our research was so thorough
Real Life Brooks Narrating The operation was over at 1 1 45 - Real Life 00:07
Brooks Narrating The operation was over at 1 1 45
Real Life Brooks The operation was over at 11 45 well ahead of schedule - Real Life 00:06
Brooks The operation was over at 11 45 well ahead of...
Real Life Brand Albert may l interrupt for one minute please - Real Life 00:23
Brand Albert may l interrupt for one minute please
Real Life L think we're very much alike - Real Life 00:12
L think we're very much alike
Real Life Oh don't make me laugh l don't remember a time in life - Real Life 00:32
Oh don't make me laugh l don't remember a time in...
Real Life Oh look who's talking The pee hoarder - Real Life 00:04
Oh look who's talking The pee hoarder
Modern Romance I don't think that we should go out any more - Modern Romance 00:42
I don't think that we should go out any more
Modern Romance Jay listen - Modern Romance 00:24
Jay listen
Modern Romance One two three I don't even miss her two three - Modern Romance 00:12
One two three I don't even miss her two three
Modern Romance What kind of surface might he be running on - Modern Romance 00:14
What kind of surface might he be running on
Modern Romance How much you think that weighs - Modern Romance 00:14
How much you think that weighs
Modern Romance I don't think we should go together anymore - Modern Romance 00:18
I don't think we should go together anymore
Lost in America I'm insane and responsible This is a potent combination - Lost in America 00:06
I'm insane and responsible This is a potent combination
Lost in America After tomorrow everything is gonna be better I'm positive Don't you think so - Lost in America 00:28
After tomorrow everything is gonna be better I'm...
Lost in America Shut up Brad - Lost in America 00:07
Shut up Brad
Lost in America I've seen the future It's a bald headed man from New York - Lost in America 00:06
I've seen the future It's a bald headed man from...
Lost in America Quit What - Lost in America 00:30
Quit What
Lost in America I was on the road to nowhere - Lost in America 00:08
I was on the road to nowhere
Lost in America He'll buy that boat I've had to look at in that stupid catalog for three years - Lost in America 00:08
He'll buy that boat I've had to look at in that...
Lost in America Linda quit I'll wait right here - Lost in America 00:20
Linda quit I'll wait right here
Lost in America God Now play devil's advocate - Lost in America 00:19
God Now play devil's advocate
Lost in America Linda this is just like Easy Rider except now it's our turn - Lost in America 00:11
Linda this is just like Easy Rider except now it's our...
Lost in America We really can do anything we want can't we - Lost in America 00:10
We really can do anything we want can't we
Lost in America And to America - Lost in America 00:07
And to America
Lost in America Well why don't we make this like a real old fashioned honeymoon - Lost in America 00:30
Well why don't we make this like a real old fashioned...
Lost in America What Junior bridal suite - Lost in America 00:31
What Junior bridal suite
Lost in America Hey You can't come in the casino dressed like that - Lost in America 00:09
Hey You can't come in the casino dressed like that
Lost in America We're still down How down - Lost in America 00:07
We're still down How down
Lost in America Why didn't you tell me when we got married - Lost in America 00:18
Why didn't you tell me when we got married
Lost in America If you pick up a keno card I'll kill you - Lost in America 00:07
If you pick up a keno card I'll kill you
Lost in America As the boldest experiment in advertising history - Lost in America 00:11
As the boldest experiment in advertising history
Lost in America No No no no In the campaign you make a clear distinction - Lost in America 00:20
No No no no In the campaign you make a clear distinction
Lost in America DAVID Nice dam huh - Lost in America 00:12
DAVID Nice dam huh
Lost in America Why don't you spend 10 000 and rent the Goodyear blimp - Lost in America 00:07
Why don't you spend 10 000 and rent the Goodyear blimp
Lost in America I lost the nest egg I lost the nest egg Shut up with nest egg - Lost in America 00:05
I lost the nest egg I lost the nest egg Shut up with nest...
Lost in America I've lost a woman - Lost in America 00:05
I've lost a woman
Lost in America Weren't you scared What were you talking about - Lost in America 00:21
Weren't you scared What were you talking about
Lost in America We're in hell We entered hell When - Lost in America 00:05
We're in hell We entered hell When
Lost in America I'm driving a whale here - Lost in America 00:05
I'm driving a whale here
Lost in America Did you see Easy Rider No - Lost in America 00:10
Did you see Easy Rider No
Lost in America Come on Get us across the street retardo - Lost in America 00:08
Come on Get us across the street retardo
Lost in America That's why I married her Skip That's why I hired her - Lost in America 00:05
That's why I married her Skip That's why I hired...
Broadcast News No no no - Broadcast News 00:23
No no no
Broadcast News Wouldn't it be great - Broadcast News 00:14
Wouldn't it be great
Broadcast News OK what about this - Broadcast News 00:21
OK what about this
Broadcast News If anything happens to me - Broadcast News 00:15
If anything happens to me
Broadcast News I can't believe I just risked my life - Broadcast News 00:13
I can't believe I just risked my life
Broadcast News Can I watch you - Broadcast News 00:05
Can I watch you
Broadcast News Yes please let's never forget - Broadcast News 00:07
Yes please let's never forget
Broadcast News Hi Elli - Broadcast News 00:43
Hi Elli
Broadcast News You think anyone who's proud of our work - Broadcast News 00:24
You think anyone who's proud of our work
Broadcast News Music I can sing while I read music - Broadcast News 00:14
Music I can sing while I read music
Broadcast News A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors - Broadcast News 00:11
A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors
Broadcast News I figured out why I'm so hung up - Broadcast News 00:17
I figured out why I'm so hung up
Broadcast News In the middle of this - Broadcast News 00:31
In the middle of this
Broadcast News What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams - Broadcast News 00:12
What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams
Broadcast News Pretty peppy party isn't it pal - Broadcast News 00:10
Pretty peppy party isn't it pal
Broadcast News Can you name all the members of the Cabinet - Broadcast News 00:51
Can you name all the members of the Cabinet
Broadcast News Sex tears this must be the news - Broadcast News 00:05
Sex tears this must be the news
Broadcast News Nothing You blew the lid off nooky - Broadcast News 00:05
Nothing You blew the lid off nooky
Broadcast News I think I better be alone for a while - Broadcast News 00:14
I think I better be alone for a while
Broadcast News The pointers were great I'll study the tape - Broadcast News 00:25
The pointers were great I'll study the tape
Broadcast News Just how noticeable is this - Broadcast News 00:08
Just how noticeable is this
Broadcast News 120 people were reported injured - Broadcast News 00:13
120 people were reported injured
Broadcast News There were complaining calls - Broadcast News 00:11
There were complaining calls