Clips with Alicia Silverstone

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The Babysitter I know what you're talking about - The Babysitter 00:04
I know what you're talking about
Clueless It means once in a while - Clueless 00:22
It means once in a while
Clueless Daddy's a litigator Those are the scariest kinds of lawyersEven Lucy our maid is terrified of himAnd Daddy's so good he gets 500 an hour to fight with peopleHe fights with me for free because I'm his daughter - Clueless 00:15
Daddy's a litigator Those are the scariest kinds of...
Clueless Daddy you need your vitamin C - Clueless 00:07
Daddy you need your vitamin C
Clueless Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes have been calling again - Clueless 00:05
Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes have been...
Clueless Josh is in town he's coming for dinnerWhy He's your stepbrotherYou were hardly even married to his mother and that was five years agoWhy do l have to see Josh You divorce wives not children - Clueless 00:13
Josh is in town he's coming for dinnerWhy He's...
Clueless Here's where Dionne livesShe's my friend because we both know what it's liketo have people be jealous of us - Clueless 00:07
Here's where Dionne livesShe's my friend because...
Clueless Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the pastwho now do infomercials - Clueless 00:07
Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the...
Clueless Go shopping with Dr SeussAt least l wouldn't skin a collie to make my backpacklt's faux - Clueless 00:08
Go shopping with Dr SeussAt least l wouldn't skin a...
Clueless Hello That was a stop sign l totally paused - Clueless 00:05
Hello That was a stop sign l totally paused
Clueless Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationshipI think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner moviejust too many times - Clueless 00:10
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic...
Clueless Woman why don't you be answering any of my pagesl hate when you call me woman Where you been all weekendYou jeeping behind my back JeepingJeeping Know what l'm sayingNo but speaking of vehicular sexperhaps you can explain how this cheap K Mart hair - Clueless 00:34
Woman why don't you be answering any of my pagesl hate...
Clueless Ew Get off of me - Clueless 00:06
Ew Get off of me
Clueless Should all oppressed people be allowed refuge in AmericaAmber will take the con position Cher will be proCher two minutesSo okayLike right now for example the Haitians need to come to AmericaBut some people are all What about the strain on our - Clueless 01:02
Should all oppressed people be allowed refuge in...
Clueless The Haitians need to come to America - Clueless 00:50
The Haitians need to come to America
Clueless Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first periodI got a C in Debate - Clueless 00:08
Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first periodI got a C in...
Clueless Isn't my house classicThe columns date all the way back to 1972 - Clueless 00:07
Isn't my house classicThe columns date all the way back...
Clueless Wasn't my mom a Betty She died when I was just a babya fluke accident during a routine liposuction - Clueless 00:08
Wasn't my mom a Betty She died when I was just a babya...
Clueless So the flannel shirt dealis that a nod to the crispy Seattle weatheror you trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator - Clueless 00:09
So the flannel shirt dealis that a nod to the crispy Seattle...
Clueless Oh my you're filling out thereWow Your face is catching up with your mouth - Clueless 00:07
Oh my you're filling out thereWow Your face is catching...
Clueless Just because my mother married someone elsedoesn't mean he's my fatherActually Kato that's exactly what it means - Clueless 00:08
Just because my mother married someone elsedoesn't mean...
Clueless Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coastl hear girls at NYU aren't at all particular - Clueless 00:07
Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coastl hear...
Clueless Ln some parts of the universe maybe not in Contempo Casualbut in some parts it's considered cool to know what's going on in the worldThank you Josh l so need lessons from you on how to be coolTell me that part about Kenny G again - Clueless 00:15
Ln some parts of the universe maybe not in Contempo...
Clueless Josh are you still growing You look taller than you did at Easterl don't think soDoesn't he look bigger His head does - Clueless 00:09
Josh are you still growing You look taller than you did at...
Clueless Yeah but l think l'd really like to check out environmental lawWhat for You want to have a miserable frustrating lifeJosh will have that no matter what he doesAt least he knows what he wants to doand he's in a good college l'd like to see you have a - Clueless 00:20
Yeah but l think l'd really like to check out...
Clueless Which reminds me where's your report cardlt's not ready yet What do you mean it's not ready yetWell some teachers were trying to lowball me DaddyAnd l know how you say never accept a first offerso l figure these grades are just a jumping off point to - Clueless 00:16
Which reminds me where's your report cardlt's not...
Clueless You are such a brownnoserAnd you are such a superficial space cadetWhat makes you think you'll get teachers to change your gradesOnly the fact that l've done it every other semester - Clueless 00:13
You are such a brownnoserAnd you are such a superficial...
Clueless I felt impotent and out of control which I really hateI needed to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughtsand regain my strength - Clueless 00:11
I felt impotent and out of control which I really hateI...
Clueless Dude what's wrongAre you suffering from buyer's remorse or somethingGod no nothing like that lt's just that - Clueless 00:08
Dude what's wrongAre you suffering from buyer's...
Clueless De that's itWe've got to figure out a way to make Mr Hall sublimely happy - Clueless 00:08
De that's itWe've got to figure out a way to make...
Clueless He's single he's 47 and he earns minor ducats at a thankless jobWhat that man needs is a good healthy boink festUnfortunately there was a major babe drought in my school - Clueless 00:15
He's single he's 47 and he earns minor ducats at a...
Clueless Unfortunately there was a major babe drought in my schoolThe evil trolls from the Math Department were actually marriedSnickersAnd in the grand tradition of P E teachersMiss Stoeger seemed to be same sex oriented - Clueless 00:18
Unfortunately there was a major babe drought in my schoolThe...
Clueless Rough winds do shake the darling buds of MayBut thy eternal summer shall not fadePhat Did you write thatDuh lt's like a famous quote From whereCliffs Notes - Clueless 00:14
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of MayBut thy eternal...
Clueless Did you write that - Clueless 00:10
Did you write that
Clueless Mr Hall l was surfing the crimson wavel had to haul ass to the ladies' - Clueless 00:06
Mr Hall l was surfing the crimson wavel had to haul ass to...
Clueless A second notice for three outstanding ticketsl don't remember getting a first noticeThe ticket is the first noticel didn't even know you can get tickets without a licenseSure you can You can get tickets anytime - Clueless 00:15
A second notice for three outstanding ticketsl don't...
Clueless A licensed driver with nothing to do Where would I find such a loser - Clueless 00:07
A licensed driver with nothing to do Where would I find such...
Clueless Granola breath you got something on your chinl'm growing a goatee That's goodYou don't wanna be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes - Clueless 00:10
Granola breath you got something on your chinl'm...
Clueless James Bond in America we drive on the right side of the roadl am You try driving in platforms - Clueless 00:08
James Bond in America we drive on the right side of the...
Clueless L got to get back to school Wanna practice parkingWhat's the point Everywhere you go has valet - Clueless 00:09
L got to get back to school Wanna practice...
Clueless We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity treeHow fabulousGetting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping scheduleto plant treesJosh why don't you just hire a gardenerWell maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good causeMake a - Clueless 00:46
We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity treeHow...
Clueless Do you drink coffeeNot from this cafeteriaBut yes under normal circumstancesl am such a retard When l was packing Daddy's lunch this morningl gave him my lemon Snapple and l took his sucky ltalian roastDo you want it - Clueless 00:18
Do you drink coffeeNot from this cafeteriaBut yes under...
Clueless L had two bowls of Special K three pieces of turkey bacona handful of popcorn five peanut butter M M'sand like three pieces of licorice My God Look - Clueless 00:12
L had two bowls of Special K three pieces of turkey bacona...
Clueless Would you look at that body languageLegs crossed toward each other That's an unequivocal sex invite - Clueless 00:08
Would you look at that body languageLegs crossed toward each...
Clueless Old people can be so sweet - Clueless 00:05
Old people can be so sweet
Clueless You mean to tell me that you argued your wayfrom a C to an ATotally based on my powers of persuasion Are you proudHoney l couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades - Clueless 00:15
You mean to tell me that you argued your wayfrom a C to an...
Clueless Miss Stoegerl would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgracel mean standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effectivel doubt l worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum - Clueless 00:18
Miss Stoegerl would just like to say that physical education...
Clueless Miss Stoeger that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happenThanks for the legal advice - Clueless 00:08
Miss Stoeger that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to...
Clueless So you're probably going - Clueless 00:07
So you're probably going
Clueless Would you look at that girl She is so adorably cluelessWe've got to adopt her Cher she is tore upOur stock would plummetDe don't you want to use your popularity for a good cause - Clueless 00:14
Would you look at that girl She is so adorably...
Clueless L could really use some sort of an herbal refreshmentWe do lunch in 1 0 minutes We don't have any teabut we have Coke and stuff No shit You guys got coke hereYeah Yeah this is America - Clueless 00:14
L could really use some sort of an herbal refreshmentWe do...
Clueless You guys talk like grownupsWell this is a really good school - Clueless 00:07
You guys talk like grownupsWell this is a really good school
Clueless Are you talking about drugs YeahTai how old are you l'll be 1 6 in MayMy birthday's in April and as someone oldercan l please give you some advicelt is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at partiesbut it is quite another to be fried all day - Clueless 00:20
Are you talking about drugs YeahTai how old are you...
Clueless L don't wanna do this anymoreAnd my buns they don't feel nothing like steelOkay it will get easier l promiseJust as long as we do it every day not just sporadicallyHow do you know if you're doing it sporadicallyThat's another thing Tai We've got to work - Clueless 00:46
L don't wanna do this anymoreAnd my buns they...
Clueless L wanna do something good for humanityHow about sterilization - Clueless 00:07
L wanna do something good for humanityHow about...
Clueless What do you think l'm amazed - Clueless 00:15
What do you think l'm amazed
Clueless My God do you see how boys are respondingMy heart is totally bursting l know l'm kvelling - Clueless 00:08
My God do you see how boys are respondingMy heart is totally...
Clueless Tai l thought we moved on from there Don't sell yourself short nowYou've got something going that no one in this school hasl'm not a virginl mean mystery As far as everyone's concerned - Clueless 00:12
Tai l thought we moved on from there Don't sell...
Clueless Tai, get a little closer. - Clueless 00:30
Tai, get a little closer.
Clueless Doesn't she look classic Yeah she's beautiful - Clueless 00:08
Doesn't she look classic Yeah she's beautiful
Clueless Hi Daddy this is my friend Tai Get out of my chair - Clueless 00:05
Hi Daddy this is my friend Tai Get out of my chair
Clueless So what did you do in school todayWell l broke in my purple clogs - Clueless 00:08
So what did you do in school todayWell l broke in my purple...
Clueless Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party - Clueless 00:05
Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val...
Clueless Listen Tai when we get there make sure Elton sees youbut don't say hi firstLook like you're having fun and you're really popularTalk to someone in his eye line preferably a guyMake him come to youAnd find an excuse to leave while he's still into the - Clueless 00:19
Listen Tai when we get there make sure Elton sees youbut...
Clueless Did you just see thatGod skateboards That is like so five years ago - Clueless 00:06
Did you just see thatGod skateboards That is like so five...
Clueless Let's do a lap before we commit to a location - Clueless 00:05
Let's do a lap before we commit to a location
Clueless Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemble y challenged - Clueless 00:06
Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemble y challenged
Clueless God Elton can't you suck - Clueless 00:04
God Elton can't you suck
Clueless As will you - Clueless 00:06
As will you
Clueless That almost destroyed my buzzl'm still baked - Clueless 00:06
That almost destroyed my buzzl'm still baked