Allen Covert quotes in movies

Heavyweights 00:14

My name is Pat And he's our pal

Heavyweights 00:13

So Lars you think you're coming back next year

Happy Gilmore 00:37

This is a biggie

The Waterboy 00:27

Hey Walter I'll bet you 50 bucks

The Waterboy 00:13

He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana

The Waterboy 00:07

Gonna kick some names and take some ass

The Wedding Singer 00:31

About time his best friend showed up

The Wedding Singer 00:13

I would lose that glove

The Wedding Singer 00:10

Those could have been people

The Wedding Singer 00:22

Somebody left a jacket in the back

The Wedding Singer 01:01

Starting right now

The Wedding Singer 00:06

If you find somebody you can love

The Wedding Singer 00:12

Can I borrow your credit card

Little Nicky 00:21

But were you about to drink one of my cokes

Little Nicky 00:11

I'm freaked out

Little Nicky 00:42

Hey by the way Nicky check this out

Little Nicky 00:17

You know guys this cake tastes a little funny

Little Nicky 00:13

You know I was in love once

Little Nicky 00:05

Do you need to cry on my shoulder

Little Nicky 00:07

You guys can crash here if you want

Little Nicky 00:04

Go to her

Little Nicky 00:15

That's not me That's that cockroach

Little Nicky 00:09

Damn you Kevin spacey

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:18

Nice to meet you

Eight Crazy Nights 00:12

Good night mayor And the answer to your question is...

50 First Dates 00:36

And now I would like to introduce to you

50 First Dates 00:03

Hi I'm Tom

50 First Dates 00:15

Marlin Tom lost part of his brain

50 First Dates 00:14

Don't you think you're a little old to still have...

50 First Dates 00:37

But I dream about you almost every night

Grandma's Boy 01:41

The Girls at Madam Camae's Filipino Palace

Grandma's Boy 00:18

Stop hitting me

Grandma's Boy 01:00

I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while

Grandma's Boy 00:48

I was putting up my Christmas tree

Grandma's Boy 00:27

Come on Lara My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up...

Grandma's Boy 00:09

I can't stop coming

Grandma's Boy 00:10

But I'll self park it in your asshole

Grandma's Boy 00:06

You remember Lara

Grandma's Boy 00:38

I thought you were good at this

Grandma's Boy 00:43

How do you two know each other

Grandma's Boy 00:22

How do you two know each other

Grandma's Boy 00:13

I have a bush too

Grandma's Boy 00:11

Any chance I can crash on your couch tonight

Grandma's Boy 00:04

Three chicks and you

Grandma's Boy 00:07

That's uh quite the buffet you have there

Grandma's Boy 00:28

How long you stayin'

Grandma's Boy 00:09

That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome

Grandma's Boy 00:09

Sophie didn't die on the bed

Grandma's Boy 00:32

I died on the floor

Grandma's Boy 00:08

What Come on Stop that

Grandma's Boy 00:24

And possibly shitting his pants

Grandma's Boy 00:17

Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you...

Grandma's Boy 00:30

Finally a roommate who goes shopping

Grandma's Boy 00:07

Oh fucking bitch cock sucking fucker ass fuck

Grandma's Boy 00:07

I was trying to save it from this baby

Grandma's Boy 00:11

I think I forgot something

Grandma's Boy 00:28

I hate your face

Grandma's Boy 00:21

That is pure fucking insanity

Grandma's Boy 00:08

I kind of need to use the televis

Grandma's Boy 00:04

Marathon Fuck me

Grandma's Boy 00:30

You're not jerking off on my dad

Grandma's Boy 00:15

Where did you get this vase

Grandma's Boy 00:10

Jerking off on my mom is one thing

Grandma's Boy 00:12

Your father tells me that you need a place to stay

Grandma's Boy 00:05

Don't slit your wrists

Grandma's Boy 00:05

Who wants a piece of the grey bush

Grandma's Boy 00:07

Are you sure this is OK

Grandma's Boy 00:20

Can we go back to your grandma's house

Grandma's Boy 00:11

My grandma drank all my pot

Grandma's Boy 00:16

Now hit this joint and have some fun