Clips with Andrew Dice Clay

Casual Sex? If you want me to show you statistics that can't be measured in public - Casual Sex? 00:14
If you want me to show you statistics that can't be...
Casual Sex? You know Matthew's a psychologist - Casual Sex? 00:21
You know Matthew's a psychologist
Casual Sex? Er this is one that the kids at school told me - Casual Sex? 00:34
Er this is one that the kids at school told me
Casual Sex? I used to have it all figured out - Casual Sex? 00:09
I used to have it all figured out
Casual Sex? Stacy so nice to see you - Casual Sex? 00:42
Stacy so nice to see you
Casual Sex? Dear Stacy I hope you don't mind me writing - Casual Sex? 00:25
Dear Stacy I hope you don't mind me writing
Casual Sex? Hey Need a lift - Casual Sex? 00:58
Hey Need a lift
The Adventures of Ford... Ford I'm so terrifical I even had my own toll free number - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09
Ford I'm so terrifical I even had my own toll free...
The Adventures of Ford... Hey look Write down my number - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:19
Hey look Write down my number
The Adventures of Ford... And what are your names Neil and Bob - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:12
And what are your names Neil and Bob
The Adventures of Ford... You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing...
The Adventures of Ford... Ford So many assholes - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:10
Ford So many assholes
The Adventures of Ford... Clint Eastwood - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09
Clint Eastwood
The Adventures of Ford... Do my dishes - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:12
Do my dishes
The Adventures of Ford... Have a Twinkie snapper head - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:05
Have a Twinkie snapper head
The Adventures of Ford... Excuse me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09
Excuse me
The Adventures of Ford... And it'll make sure you're not late for your other clients - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09
And it'll make sure you're not late for your other...
The Adventures of Ford... Oh Arnie Sometimes when we touch - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:11
Oh Arnie Sometimes when we touch
The Adventures of Ford... I could've been anything I could've been a fisherman - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:23
I could've been anything I could've been a...
The Adventures of Ford... Are you calling me an asshole asshole - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15
Are you calling me an asshole asshole
The Adventures of Ford... You think you're so hot 'cause you get in all the clubs huh - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:17
You think you're so hot 'cause you get in all the...
The Adventures of Ford... Two words Disco Express - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:40
Two words Disco Express
The Adventures of Ford... 1962 Fender Stratocaster - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:18
1962 Fender Stratocaster
The Adventures of Ford... I don't need it that bad - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:04
I don't need it that bad
The Adventures of Ford... Nothing offends me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:18
Nothing offends me
The Adventures of Ford... Hey great pipes huh all laughing - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09
Hey great pipes huh all laughing
The Adventures of Ford... I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm than that - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07
I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm than that
The Adventures of Ford... Ford I coulda been a rock star - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:26
Ford I coulda been a rock star
The Adventures of Ford... Johnny was the only guy who could out disgust me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:17
Johnny was the only guy who could out disgust me
The Adventures of Ford... Snapper head - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:06
Snapper head
The Adventures of Ford... Come on come on Come on come on come on come on - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:05
Come on come on Come on come on come on come on
The Adventures of Ford... Yeah Well that weekend was a mistake - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:18
Yeah Well that weekend was a mistake
The Adventures of Ford... Ford Some people play hard to get - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07
Ford Some people play hard to get
The Adventures of Ford... What's the definition of vagina - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:08
What's the definition of vagina
The Adventures of Ford... How much 300 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15
How much 300
The Adventures of Ford... Damn baby - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15
Damn baby
The Adventures of Ford... See that's the difference between a great investigator like me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:22
See that's the difference between a great investigator...
The Adventures of Ford... Ford Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:14
Ford Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese...
The Adventures of Ford... Maybe I did die in the explosion you know - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:08
Maybe I did die in the explosion you know
The Adventures of Ford... I'll be at Julie Grendel's - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:10
I'll be at Julie Grendel's
The Adventures of Ford... Here's to you buddy - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:36
Here's to you buddy
The Adventures of Ford... And now I'm on top of the Capitol Records building - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:08
And now I'm on top of the Capitol Records building
The Adventures of Ford... It's all right If you fall I'll make it - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07
It's all right If you fall I'll make it
The Adventures of Ford... Move stupid I made it Okay - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:06
Move stupid I made it Okay
The Adventures of Ford... Hello hello fuckface - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:04
Hello hello fuckface
The Adventures of Ford... My hair My hair - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:06
My hair My hair
The Adventures of Ford... Say hello to Liberace asshole - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:04
Say hello to Liberace asshole
The Adventures of Ford... Excuse me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15
Excuse me
The Adventures of Ford... Un fuckin' believable - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:13
Un fuckin' believable
The Adventures of Ford... You didn't really think we'd kill the flucking koala bear now did you - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07
You didn't really think we'd kill the flucking...
A Star Is Born Actually when I was in my 20's and 30's I was like a croonerAs a matter of fact a lot of people thought I wasbetter than Sinatra - A Star Is Born 00:11
Actually when I was in my 20's and 30's I was like...
A Star Is Born How many times did you carry my piano up the stairsHow many times did you sit there while I wrote a songAlways OK it's OK It's OKYou didn't do anything It's not your fault - A Star Is Born 00:19
How many times did you carry my piano up the stairsHow many...
Entourage E this house is sick When did Vince buy it - Entourage 00:09
E this house is sick When did Vince buy it
Blue Jasmine You shouldn't drink so much AugieNobody wants to hear those stupid Polish jokes you knowOh I had a drinkYeah YeahLet me tell you you were half in the bag the entire night okayTell me about my drinking - Blue Jasmine 00:19
You shouldn't drink so much AugieNobody wants to hear...
Blue Jasmine You think Hal's banging herWhen Jasmine don't wanna know somethingshe's got a habit of looking the other way - Blue Jasmine 00:10
You think Hal's banging herWhen Jasmine don't...
Blue Jasmine Some peoplethey don't put things behind so easily - Blue Jasmine 00:08
Some peoplethey don't put things behind so easily