Clips with Andrew Dice Clay

A Star Is Born As a matter of fact - A Star Is Born 00:10 As a matter of fact A Star Is Born How many times did you carry my piano up the stairs - A Star Is Born 00:19 How many times did you carry my piano up the stairs A Star Is Born It's not your fault - A Star Is Born 00:37 It's not your fault A Star Is Born Actually when I was in my 20's and 30's - A Star Is Born 00:11 Actually when I was in my 20's and 30's Blue Jasmine They don't put things behind so easily - Blue Jasmine 00:08 They don't put things behind so easily Blue Jasmine Some people - Blue Jasmine 00:08 Some people Entourage E this house is sick When did Vince buy it - Entourage 00:09 E this house is sick When did Vince buy it Casual Sex? If you want me to show you statistics that can't be measured in public - Casual Sex? 00:14 If you want me to show you statistics that can't be... Casual Sex? Hey Need a lift - Casual Sex? 00:58 Hey Need a lift Casual Sex? I used to have it all figured out - Casual Sex? 00:09 I used to have it all figured out Casual Sex? Er this is one that the kids at school told me - Casual Sex? 00:34 Er this is one that the kids at school told me Casual Sex? Dear Stacy I hope you don't mind me writing - Casual Sex? 00:25 Dear Stacy I hope you don't mind me writing Casual Sex? Stacy so nice to see you - Casual Sex? 00:42 Stacy so nice to see you Casual Sex? You know Matthew's a psychologist - Casual Sex? 00:21 You know Matthew's a psychologist The Adventures of Ford... Ford So many assholes - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:10 Ford So many assholes The Adventures of Ford... Nothing offends me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:18 Nothing offends me The Adventures of Ford... Hey great pipes huh all laughing - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09 Hey great pipes huh all laughing The Adventures of Ford... And what are your names Neil and Bob - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:12 And what are your names Neil and Bob The Adventures of Ford... Ford Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:14 Ford Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese... The Adventures of Ford... Have a Twinkie snapper head - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:05 Have a Twinkie snapper head The Adventures of Ford... You think you're so hot 'cause you get in all the clubs huh - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:17 You think you're so hot 'cause you get in all the... The Adventures of Ford... Yeah Well that weekend was a mistake - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:18 Yeah Well that weekend was a mistake The Adventures of Ford... You didn't really think we'd kill the flucking koala bear now did you - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07 You didn't really think we'd kill the flucking... The Adventures of Ford... Hey look Write down my number - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:19 Hey look Write down my number The Adventures of Ford... What's the definition of vagina - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:08 What's the definition of vagina The Adventures of Ford... Are you calling me an asshole asshole - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15 Are you calling me an asshole asshole The Adventures of Ford... Come on come on Come on come on come on come on - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:05 Come on come on Come on come on come on come on The Adventures of Ford... Un fuckin' believable - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:13 Un fuckin' believable The Adventures of Ford... My hair My hair - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:06 My hair My hair The Adventures of Ford... 1962 Fender Stratocaster - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:18 1962 Fender Stratocaster The Adventures of Ford... It's all right If you fall I'll make it - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07 It's all right If you fall I'll make it The Adventures of Ford... How much 300 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15 How much 300 The Adventures of Ford... Ford I coulda been a rock star - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:26 Ford I coulda been a rock star The Adventures of Ford... Two words Disco Express - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:40 Two words Disco Express The Adventures of Ford... I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm than that - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07 I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm than that The Adventures of Ford... Do my dishes - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:12 Do my dishes The Adventures of Ford... You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07 You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing... The Adventures of Ford... Clint Eastwood - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09 Clint Eastwood The Adventures of Ford... Excuse me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15 Excuse me The Adventures of Ford... Here's to you buddy - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:36 Here's to you buddy The Adventures of Ford... Excuse me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09 Excuse me The Adventures of Ford... Damn baby - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:15 Damn baby The Adventures of Ford... I don't need it that bad - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:04 I don't need it that bad The Adventures of Ford... I'll be at Julie Grendel's - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:10 I'll be at Julie Grendel's The Adventures of Ford... Say hello to Liberace asshole - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:04 Say hello to Liberace asshole The Adventures of Ford... I could've been anything I could've been a fisherman - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:23 I could've been anything I could've been a... The Adventures of Ford... Ford Some people play hard to get - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:07 Ford Some people play hard to get The Adventures of Ford... Johnny was the only guy who could out disgust me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:17 Johnny was the only guy who could out disgust me The Adventures of Ford... Snapper head - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:06 Snapper head The Adventures of Ford... See that's the difference between a great investigator like me - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:22 See that's the difference between a great investigator... The Adventures of Ford... Maybe I did die in the explosion you know - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:08 Maybe I did die in the explosion you know The Adventures of Ford... Oh Arnie Sometimes when we touch - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:11 Oh Arnie Sometimes when we touch The Adventures of Ford... Ford I'm so terrifical I even had my own toll free number - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09 Ford I'm so terrifical I even had my own toll free... The Adventures of Ford... And it'll make sure you're not late for your other clients - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:09 And it'll make sure you're not late for your other... The Adventures of Ford... Hello hello fuckface - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:04 Hello hello fuckface The Adventures of Ford... And now I'm on top of the Capitol Records building - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:08 And now I'm on top of the Capitol Records building The Adventures of Ford... Move stupid I made it Okay - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:06 Move stupid I made it Okay