Andrew Santino quotes in movies

Ricky Stanicky 00:06

All we did was tell one lie

Ricky Stanicky 00:07

Where did you learn to circumcise

DAVE S01 • E01 00:05

He reported it was "too gushy."

DAVE S01 • E01 00:09

-It's on me; I need to get it off me. -(laughing)

DAVE S01 • E02 00:04

-MIKE: They need it. They're sad right now. -GATA: Bro,...

DAVE S01 • E03 00:06

MIKE: Oh. I keep logging out of my Apple I.D.,

DAVE S01 • E03 00:06

I don't want to have to feel like, "Oh, this girl ...

DAVE S01 • E03 00:12

Why are you being so weird about this? Why don't you

DAVE S01 • E04 00:04

[hacking]

DAVE S01 • E06 00:07

MIKE: Oh, my God. That's--

DAVE S01 • E06 00:05

-Well, shit, there should be. -MIKE: We could do what we do

DAVE S01 • E08 00:05

-I do love to get sucked. -(laughter)

DAVE S01 • E08 00:04

-JIM: Mm-hmm. -Sign me up. I'll do anything

DAVE S01 • E10 00:05

MIKE: Okay, so we can get on the same page,

DAVE S01 • E10 00:05

MIKE:For a place called The Breakfast Club,you'd think ...

DAVE S03 • E06 00:30

MIKE: There's still no cell service out here.

DAVE S03 • E06 00:11

MIKE: You guys, we got to go.

DAVE S03 • E06 00:16

Oh... (scoffs)