Clips with Ariana Greenblatt

Barbie Sasha You know I almost feel bad for you - Barbie
Sasha You know I almost feel bad for you
Barbie So you're like Barbie Barbie Like a professional bimboNo Barbie's not a bimboBarbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senatorand a Nobel Prize winnerYou're a Nobel Prize winnerOh No not me but Barbie is - Barbie 00:15
So you're like Barbie Barbie Like a professional...
Barbie Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug laughsFor being your favorite toyWe haven't played with Barbie since we were like five years oldYeah I hated dolls with hairI mean I'd play with Barbie but it was like the last resortI loved - Barbie 00:22
Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug...
Barbie Okay Barbie let's do thisYou've been making women feel bad about themselves since you were inventedI think you have that the wrong way aroundYou represent everything wrong with our cultureSexualized capitalism unrealistic physical idealsNo no no You're - Barbie 00:47
Okay Barbie let's do thisYou've been making women...
Barbie She thinks I'm a fascistI don't control the railways or the flow of commerce - Barbie 00:09
She thinks I'm a fascistI don't control the...
Barbie Thank God they arrested that nutjobUm umthat reality challenged woman - Barbie 00:08
Thank God they arrested that nutjobUm umthat reality...
Barbie Are you shining with a real Barbie NoI mean maybe Like a little yessighs I don't even know where to startwith this wishing a Barbie to life crapOh Sasha listenI'm just a boring mom with a boring job and a daughter who hates meCan you blame me for wanting - Barbie 00:17
Are you shining with a real Barbie NoI mean maybe Like a...
Barbie Women hate women and men hate womenIt's the one thing we can all agree on - Barbie 00:05
Women hate women and men hate womenIt's the one thing...
Barbie Are you really gonna let Barbie - Barbie 00:09
Are you really gonna let Barbie
Barbie No KenThis is my Dreamhouse It is my Dreamhouse It's mineNo this is no longer Barbie's DreamhouseThis shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa HouseYou don't have to say dojo and houseAnd casaBut you do because it feels good Try it - Barbie 00:20
No KenThis is my Dreamhouse It is my Dreamhouse It's...
Barbie Wait you don't have a driver's licenseThis car doesn't have an engine - Barbie 00:04
Wait you don't have a driver's licenseThis car...
Barbie You like my drawingsThey're weird and dark and crazyEverything you pretend not to be - Barbie 00:09
You like my drawingsThey're weird and dark and...
Barbie Gasps That's Sugar Daddy Ken And Earring Magic KenMattel discontinued themSugar Daddy No no noI'm not a sugar daddyThis is Sugar and I'm her daddyAnd I have an earring A magic earringThese were actual Kens - Barbie 00:15
Gasps That's Sugar Daddy Ken And Earring Magic...
Barbie Hell yes White Savior Barbie - Barbie 00:05
Hell yes White Savior Barbie
Barbie Sasha Distract them by appearing helpless and confusedKens cannot resist a damsel in distress - Barbie 00:07
Sasha Distract them by appearing helpless and confusedKens...
Barbie Sasha Or distract them with the old standbyWearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty - Barbie 00:06
Sasha Or distract them with the old standbyWearing glasses...
Barbie Hey what about BarbieWhat do you meancrowd Yeah what about BarbieWhat's her ending What does she getWell that's easy She's in love with Kencrowd Aw That is not her endinggroans in frustrationI'm not in love with Ken crowd OhWhat do you wantI don't know - Barbie 00:42
Hey what about BarbieWhat do you meancrowd Yeah what about...
Barbie Si se puede - Barbie 00:05
Si se puede
Love and Monsters I take back what I said beforeAimee's gonna love you - Love and Monsters 00:06
I take back what I said beforeAimee's gonna love you
Scoob! I'm Fred - Scoob! 00:09
I'm Fred
Scoob! Cool Wonder Woman costume - Scoob! 00:16
Cool Wonder Woman costume
Scoob! Fred look - Scoob! 00:37
Fred look
Avengers: Infinity War Ebony maw Choose a side or die Girl Mother Ebony maw One side is a revelation The other an honor known only to a few What's wrong little one My mother Where is my mother What's your name Gamora You're quite the fighter gamora Come Let me help you Look - Avengers: Infinity War 01:27
Ebony maw Choose a side or die Girl Mother Ebony maw One...
Avengers: Infinity War We'll be safe We'll be safeZehobereiansMotherChoose a side or dieMotherOne side is a revelationthe other an honor known only to a fewWhat's wrong little oneMy mother Where is my motherWhat's your nameGamoraYou're quite the fighter GamoraComeLet me help - Avengers: Infinity War 01:57
We'll be safe We'll be...
Avengers: Infinity War Daughter Did you do it Yes What did it cost Everything - Avengers: Infinity War 00:30
Daughter Did you do it Yes What did it cost Everything
Avengers: Infinity War DaughterDid you do itYesWhat did it costEverything - Avengers: Infinity War 00:32
DaughterDid you do itYesWhat did it costEverything
Borderlands Mine's bigger - Borderlands 00:04
Mine's bigger
The Boss Baby 2: Family... -TABITHA: Woo-hoo! Yay! -(Tina squeals) - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:07
-TABITHA: Woo-hoo! Yay! -(Tina squeals)
The Boss Baby 2: Family... TABITHA: Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:08
TABITHA: Don't you think I'm a little old for that...
The Boss Baby 2: Family... CAROL: Hey, what's the matter? - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:22
CAROL: Hey, what's the matter?
The Boss Baby 2: Family... CAROL: Don't you want him to come? - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:08
CAROL: Don't you want him to come?
The Boss Baby 2: Family... -No. Nope. Nope. -(Tabitha chuckles) - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:05
-No. Nope. Nope. -(Tabitha chuckles)
The Boss Baby 2: Family... * It's easy * - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:10
* It's easy *
The Boss Baby 2: Family... I still got these. (grunting) - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:04
I still got these. (grunting)
The Boss Baby 2: Family... Way to go! (whoops) - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:06
Way to go! (whoops)
The Boss Baby 2: Family... (camera clicks) - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:26
(camera clicks)
The Boss Baby 2: Family... You can't stop time. - The Boss Baby 2: Family Business 00:33
You can't stop time.