Artie Lange quotes in movies

The Bachelor 00:08

Stripes wins I propose

The Bachelor 00:10

Your birthday it's soon right

The Bachelor 00:08

Marco Come on gorilla We in manila

The Bachelor 00:07

She's engaged

The Bachelor 00:14

Ok crunch time

The Bachelor 00:09

Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas

Dirty Work 00:09

By the looks of this popcorn machine I guess she tossed you...

Dirty Work 00:18

Well Mitch looks like we've got ourselves a fight

Dirty Work 00:10

Sam are you pissing off the side of the building

Dirty Work 00:30

Movie line comin' up

Dirty Work 00:30

That guy's gonna be our boss

Dirty Work 00:27

Look an alien

Dirty Work 00:38

Sam tonight

Dirty Work 00:18

What happened to your foot

Dirty Work 00:10

Why don't we kick every one of your asses

Dirty Work 00:40

Mitch Sam what a pleasant surprise

Dirty Work 00:11

You cheated on Mom

Dirty Work 00:27

Hey remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars

Dirty Work 00:11

You two are brothers

Boat Trip 00:12

You Fuck you pal

Old School 00:17

We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us

Beer League 00:16

Don't eyeball me tough guy

Beer League 00:06

Practice is for fags Hey are we done here

Beer League 00:15

He's Gina's cousin He's gonna be there

Beer League 00:13

Let me get a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll

Beer League 00:35

I'll have an egg white omelet made with vey little oil

Beer League 00:13

Be honest with me Artie

Beer League 00:08

I can't mess up this car It's a lease

Beer League 00:43

All right listen

Beer League 00:07

I am so embarrassed right now

Beer League 00:21

If you're gonna ask her you gotta be prepared

Beer League 00:06

All right that put a damper on the toast

Beer League 00:11

You know Dave you might be a lefty

Beer League 00:25

Come on let's go

Beer League 00:07

Hey Linda

Beer League 00:18

Your attention please