Clips with Ashton Kutcher

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Dude, Where's My Car? No First you give us the continuum transfunctioner - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:16
No First you give us the continuum transfunctioner
Dude, Where's My Car? Jesse And Chester are shibby right now - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05
Jesse And Chester are shibby right now
Dude, Where's My Car? These guys Chester I saw this on COPS - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:12
These guys Chester I saw this on COPS
Dude, Where's My Car? Did you say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:17
Did you say you wanted your car back or you wanted it...
Dude, Where's My Car? Hey fellows who's the goose Me - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07
Hey fellows who's the goose Me
Dude, Where's My Car? But the universe - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05
But the universe
Dude, Where's My Car? Wait I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:57
Wait I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my...
Dude, Where's My Car? Hey check it out Totally gay Nordic dudes at 3 00 - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:10
Hey check it out Totally gay Nordic dudes at 3 00
Dude, Where's My Car? A barn Is it red - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11
A barn Is it red
Dude, Where's My Car? Oh man I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:15
Oh man I'm sensing something very Canadian about this...
Dude, Where's My Car? Dude it's a llama - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11
Dude it's a llama
Dude, Where's My Car? Stupid llamas - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:04
Stupid llamas
Dude, Where's My Car? No that's not what it looks like Maybe a little bit - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09
No that's not what it looks like Maybe a little bit
Dude, Where's My Car? Is it possible that we got so wasted last night - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:26
Is it possible that we got so wasted last night
Dude, Where's My Car? All right Here it is - Dude, Where's My Car? 01:06
All right Here it is
Dude, Where's My Car? It was nice meeting you guys Good luck with the modeling thing - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09
It was nice meeting you guys Good luck with the modeling...
Dude, Where's My Car? You want to go talk to that guy over there - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:05
You want to go talk to that guy over there
Dude, Where's My Car? Wait If you guys don't remember a thing about last night - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:11
Wait If you guys don't remember a thing about last...
Dude, Where's My Car? That is amazing - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:09
That is amazing
Dude, Where's My Car? The what They said the photon accelerator - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:19
The what They said the photon accelerator
Dude, Where's My Car? Dude where's my car - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:07
Dude where's my car
Dude, Where's My Car? No way What's mine say Dude - Dude, Where's My Car? 00:13
No way What's mine say Dude
My Boss's Daughter This is OJ OJ Like the murderer - My Boss's Daughter 00:12
This is OJ OJ Like the murderer
My Boss's Daughter What Listen l appreciate all your help - My Boss's Daughter 00:18
What Listen l appreciate all your help
My Boss's Daughter Speed tell Tom about the Kennedy assassination - My Boss's Daughter 00:24
Speed tell Tom about the Kennedy assassination
My Boss's Daughter You rat me out l'm gonna carve you up like a turkey - My Boss's Daughter 00:11
You rat me out l'm gonna carve you up like a turkey
My Boss's Daughter Hey Hey Put the crowbar down - My Boss's Daughter 00:10
Hey Hey Put the crowbar down
The Butterfly Effect Fuck you So how'd you do EvanI don't know I might've mixed up some of the storiesWas it Pavlov that conditioned his dog to lick his nutsTypical psych major A complete wise ass - The Butterfly Effect 00:16
Fuck you So how'd you do EvanI don't know I...
The Butterfly Effect Fucking dick - The Butterfly Effect 00:05
Fucking dick
The Butterfly Effect Maybe there is a reason you repressed some pervert in your tighty whitiesI'd think twice You could wake up more fucked up than nowMore fucked up than I am You think you know me I don't know me - The Butterfly Effect 00:19
Maybe there is a reason you repressed some pervert in your...
The Butterfly Effect When we were kids your dad was making a movieabout Robin Hood or something What do you want to know EvanDid heWhat happened in the basement Look it was a long time agoI know Is that why you came all the wayTo ask a lot of stupid guestions about Robin - The Butterfly Effect 01:29
When we were kids your dad was making a movieabout Robin...
The Butterfly Effect You're the girl that was with those assholes throwing popcorn at ThumperWhatAnd your name is Gwen I know youSeriously Evan lay off the blow - The Butterfly Effect 00:21
You're the girl that was with those assholes throwing...
The Butterfly Effect Thumper do you know what time it is manWhat's the matter You lost your Rolex Fuck you frat boy - The Butterfly Effect 00:11
Thumper do you know what time it is manWhat's the...
The Butterfly Effect Where'd you learn those new tricksIt wasn't weird was itYeah if you call multiple orgasms weird - The Butterfly Effect 00:17
Where'd you learn those new tricksIt wasn't weird...
The Butterfly Effect You know what give me the Greek alphabet Give it to meAlpha beta Gamma delta epsilon zetaeta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pirho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega sir Maybe that's what it is - The Butterfly Effect 00:14
You know what give me the Greek alphabet Give it to meAlpha...
The Butterfly Effect No I lost you once and I'm not losing you again - The Butterfly Effect 00:05
No I lost you once and I'm not losing you again
The Butterfly Effect Should I suck your dick now - The Butterfly Effect 00:06
Should I suck your dick now
The Butterfly Effect Jesus speaks to me in my dreams - The Butterfly Effect 00:06
Jesus speaks to me in my dreams
The Butterfly Effect Remember me We had a nice chat once when I was 7 - The Butterfly Effect 00:07
Remember me We had a nice chat once when I was 7
The Butterfly Effect So how's tricks Sorry Occupational humor - The Butterfly Effect 00:07
So how's tricks Sorry Occupational humor
The Butterfly Effect Look I just thought you should knowKnow whatThat you were happy onceWith meYou know there's one major hole in your storyThere's no way on this planet I'd ever be in a fucking sororityYou were happy then You crying - The Butterfly Effect 00:32
Look I just thought you should knowKnow whatThat you were...
The Butterfly Effect So do you think that it might've worthYeahI mean but that's not how things wound upI'm with LennyLenny is your friendAnd that's where it endsWellwould it make a difference if I told youthat no one could possibly ever love anyone as much as I love youI'm - The Butterfly Effect 00:57
So do you think that it might've worthYeahI mean but...
The Butterfly Effect Shit no arms - The Butterfly Effect 00:11
Shit no arms
The Butterfly Effect Where's Kayleigh Who's KayleighWho's KayleighWant me to take you to the doctor NoNo I think everything's gonna be all right this time - The Butterfly Effect 00:30
Where's Kayleigh Who's KayleighWho's...
Just Married L just hope that l can - Just Married 00:17
L just hope that l can
Just Married So l guess everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this - Just Married 00:11
So l guess everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this
Just Married Oh l hope she doesn't spook on you man - Just Married 00:15
Oh l hope she doesn't spook on you man
Just Married A powerful daddy plus family money equals expectations - Just Married 00:34
A powerful daddy plus family money equals expectations
Just Married So l can either be happily married to Sarah or have 50 one night stands - Just Married 00:22
So l can either be happily married to Sarah or have 50 one...
Just Married Oh my God Tomorrow my parents are gonna know l'm not a virgin any more - Just Married 00:19
Oh my God Tomorrow my parents are gonna know l'm not a...
Just Married Cheese and rice ls that a Thunderstick A200 - Just Married 00:39
Cheese and rice ls that a Thunderstick A200
Just Married Holy dude Jesus Good thing that didn't happen when we were using it - Just Married 00:08
Holy dude Jesus Good thing that didn't happen when we...
Just Married Whatever Look this hotel gets guests from all over the world - Just Married 00:13
Whatever Look this hotel gets guests from all over the world
Just Married Yeah Well we're keeping the champagne and the cheese Jacques strap - Just Married 00:08
Yeah Well we're keeping the champagne and the cheese...
Just Married We're in this together right - Just Married 00:12
We're in this together right
Just Married We're never gonna forget this honeymoon - Just Married 00:07
We're never gonna forget this honeymoon
Just Married Hello there Mr McNerney - Just Married 00:04
Hello there Mr McNerney
Just Married Listen Leezak l don't expect a cracker like you to ever measure up - Just Married 00:28
Listen Leezak l don't expect a cracker like you to ever...
Just Married Wow Pussy's never insulted me Now l feel loved - Just Married 00:06
Wow Pussy's never insulted me Now l feel loved
Just Married Maybe we should just have sex - Just Married 00:08
Maybe we should just have sex
Just Married L'm not either But we haven't had sex once since we've been married - Just Married 00:26
L'm not either But we haven't had sex once since...
Just Married Those birds are psychotic - Just Married 00:06
Those birds are psychotic
Just Married How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe - Just Married 00:11
How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe
Just Married Have you always told me the truth - Just Married 00:14
Have you always told me the truth
Just Married L need to know everything - Just Married 00:11
L need to know everything
Just Married And the hits just keep on comin' - Just Married 00:07
And the hits just keep on comin'
Just Married Oh my God This is like a Twilight Zone - Just Married 00:09
Oh my God This is like a Twilight Zone
Just Married That's yours - Just Married 00:03
That's yours
Just Married Well l had the perfect relationship that was ruined by marriage - Just Married 00:09
Well l had the perfect relationship that was ruined by...
Just Married Son of a biatch - Just Married 00:10
Son of a biatch