Ashton Kutcher quotes in movies

Just Married 00:41

Hello Peter So glad you could join us

Just Married 00:16

L gotta warn you Leezak l studied karate with a Chinese...

Just Married 00:09

The first sex l had on my honeymoon was with a man named...

Just Married 00:37

Tell me how Peter ended up in our hotel Tell me what...

Just Married 00:37

So what you're saying here is

Just Married 00:24

All right that is damn straight This is my wife Now open up...

Just Married 00:07

We'll sic the hounds on you Leezak Bring 'em on...

Just Married 00:43

Look Yuan Willie whoever else is listening

Bobby 00:04

What are you looking for

Bobby 00:37

Why do you want to get stoned

Bobby 00:09

Are you fellas familiar with lysergic acid diethylamide

Bobby 00:05

When he got there

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:04

Twelve kids That's the throwback

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:15

Every once in a whileI carve a pumpkinWith a knife made of...

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08

They were welcoming you into the family They set me on...

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07

This is the moneymaker I'm not that good of an...

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:20

It's really it's gettin' so as I can hardly...

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09

You guys poppin' out another one any time soonJust...

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:37

- -Gunner!

Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08

All I'm saying is families are inevitableIt's like...

Guess Who 00:23

Pigment challenged Did you tell them that I'm white

Guess Who 00:08

I wish Theresa would have told me you guys were black

Guess Who 00:18

I'm just showing Simon the house

Guess Who 00:37

Hi Reservation for Percy Jones

Guess Who 00:10

Listen I need you to get me into that nanotech IPO I want 10...

Guess Who 00:09

Why don't black people like country music Why

Guess Who 00:20

What are three things that a black man can't get

Guess Who 00:19

Are you getting cold feet Simon No

Guess Who 00:09

You're acting like I cheated on you and I've never...

Guess Who 00:24

No That's just it She's everything I'm not

Guess Who 00:05

Did he say bump bump bump Yeah and it's Percy's...

Guess Who 00:24

If you're gonna marry one of these women sometimes...

A Lot Like Love 00:24

Bon Jovi get a big record contract or something

A Lot Like Love 00:31

No actually I'm here visiting my brother

A Lot Like Love 00:13

A guy like me with a job a house a nice car and a future

A Lot Like Love 00:19

For your trip This is your trip it's happening right...

A Lot Like Love 00:05

My brother's deaf I can go days without talking

A Lot Like Love 00:11

Where are you going What's your stance on pancakes

A Lot Like Love 00:11

Let it go Smile you're with me

A Lot Like Love 00:04

If it wasn't love it was a lot like it

A Lot Like Love 00:04

Gabe the babe

A Lot Like Love 00:15

But it's like How can I be there for her

A Lot Like Love 00:29

You should get one

A Lot Like Love 00:20

I'm flat broke

A Lot Like Love 00:10

I guess when I'm an old man I'll never have to...

Open Season 00:09

Oh I get it You're like a pet

Open Season 00:06

I do what I want when I want and I come and go as I please

Open Season 00:04

I call them Woo Hoos like

Open Season 00:22

The Woo Hoo bar

Open Season 00:06

Hello idiot It's Elliot

Open Season 00:04

I come in peace

Open Season 00:06

It's terrible but wonderful at the same time

Open Season 00:18

You got me in enough trouble Hey I You saved my life

Open Season 00:06

Now let's see Righty tighty lefty loosey

Open Season 00:08

Hey Boog look No hands

Open Season 00:17

You know we should have a secret handshake

Open Season 00:14

Okay Forest 101

Open Season 00:12

Hey hey guys Check it out

Open Season 00:19

Don't look now but I see a little bush with your name...

Open Season 00:36

Ian's right I'm a loser

Open Season 00:22

Once there was a magical elf Who lived in a rainbow tree

Open Season 00:09

Elliot this is the same dang dam We've been going in...

Open Season 00:14

Hey Is this a private fight or can anybody join

Open Season 00:05

I'm a little lightheaded

Open Season 00:10

What's he doing Is he not gonna maul her

The Guardian 00:16

That guy who holds all them records is he still alive

The Guardian 00:15

Fisch Why are you here Fisch

The Guardian 00:09

Now who here can tell me the rescue swimmer's motto

The Guardian 00:27

Can you die from chlorine poisoning

The Guardian 00:36

Evening ma'am Can I buy you a drink